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WELCOME TO THE 1940’s

Reports of a successful nuclear detonation inside N. Korea aka the “FAZ of nations.” Now we can all shit our pants and teach our kids to protect themselves from random “atom bomb” attacks, by way of hiding under their school desks.

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45 comments

  1. j

    “I’m so ronrey, so ronrey….Why is everyone so fucking stupid”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCmqzrFL26M

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  2. JakeGint

    Kim Jung Il has the bomb, and Fly has my Sunday night report.

    Somehow, I see some congruence in all of this.

    _______________

    I also take heart in the fact that “Jungy” will probably plactice by lobbing a couple J’s (and le Duc’s) way before he sets his sites on Gio.

    ___________

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  3. The Fly

    I agree

    A few Le Duc’s indeed.

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  4. JakeGint

    That “Hans Brix” part just makes the whole movie.

    __________

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  5. The Fly

    Time for Team America to take him out.

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  6. jg

    lordy.

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  7. The Fly

    WELCOME TO THE 1940’s ASSHOLES.

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  8. F-ing Loser

    hmm….

    Someone has been living under a rock or cow pie as the case may be.

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  9. just askin'

    ok, war, bombs, etc. etc. but is it your birthday??

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  10. The Fly

    “The Fly” doesn’t have a birthday, since he was created in a test tube by aliens and because every day is his birthday.

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  11. RC

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOSS!!!

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  12. just another schmuck
    just another schmuck

    happy birthday Fly. may all us schmucks, dbags and dips irritate you just a bit less
    today and may you wear your tuxedo to central park to your family birthday bbq at central park

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  13. The Contractor
    The Contractor

    Happy Birthday Fly!!

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  14. The Fly

    rumors of my birthday are gravely exaggerated.

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  15. j

    just wondering what time, Dogs is posting today?

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  16. j

    Oh, yea… many happy return, Fly. Happy birthday.

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  17. Anton Cigur

    Happy Test Tube Conception Day, Petey!

    Whether timely, belatedly or otherwise.

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  18. Jeff Macke

    i have no idea. no idea. they’re all insane. you’re all insane. fly was born in a test tube. car peeps. none of it matters. aliens. aliens in cars. gotta go. you’re all insane.

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  19. charlie

    In other news, Iran has blocked Facebook to limit opposing party influence during the upcoming election:

    http://www.news24.com/News24/Technology/News/0,,2-13-1443_2521316,00.html

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  20. j

    So in the face of a dangerous and sacry korea ready to blow up all of Asia in one fell swoop the Asian stockmarkets are up today.

    Now that’s bearish.

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  21. DPeezy

    lol, Anton, that reminds me of a story my grandfather (aged 81) told me yesterday (as I visited him in the old country).

    His birthday is coming up in September, but he maintained adamantly that his ‘real’ birthday was 9 months before when his parents had a successful roll in the hay (which, seeing as how it was in the 1920s, might actually have been real hay).

    He was also very proud of the ‘productivity’ of his parents, seeing as how they rose at 3am to work their lands until 11pm every day yet they still managed to produce 4 kids in 5 years.

    Gotta love story time with Granpapa.

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  22. j

    Dogs, get a fucking move on, will ya. Fly oughta fire you for being late to the deadline.

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  23. Juice

    I remember hiding under my desk in the 60’s, .. good times.

    Yeah, that makes me over 47.50

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  24. WardandJuneCleaver
    WardandJuneCleaver

    Actually it is in the ’50s that we are hiding under the desks.
    But not to worry. Wally, Beaver ,Lumpy, and Eddie Haskell built us a lovely bomb shelter. Plus we are investing all of our money in GM as they are making some military vehicles. We will be rich.

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  25. Manuelstop

    @Juice and others of our generation.

    Remember this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BAdYk89UlI

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  26. Manuelstop

    BTW: Korea is nothin–much better during the Cuban missle crisis…everyone was building bomb shelters in their back yard as fast as possible.

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  27. Juice

    Manuelstop – never saw that .. classic 50-60’s govy infomercial

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  28. Juice

    Korea was just jealous of Iran grabbing all the attention with bad boy nukular headlines lately, so they threw out a ‘Rook at us .. we already have nuke’, attention seeking ploy.

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  29. Brushbuck

    Juice: Upon hearing the most loud eerily wailing siren, Mrs. Olson would stand up from her desk and announce, “Alright children, that’s our air raid drill for this week. We have to be prepared and know what to do when the Russian planes come dropping their very bad (think nuc’s) bombs. Everyone get under your desk heads down, feet up, hands clasped behind your head. Put the lid on your inkwell bottles first, please. We don’t need another one of those accidents do we, Martha?” 2nd grade. 1952. Good times.

    Happy 33rd (Ithink) Sir Fly. Or not if you insist. Test tube Fly. Odd, no?

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  30. Juice

    Brushback .. yep, same thing in my grade school regarding the Russians attacking .. same schtick, same lines from our teachers . When I was in 5th grade, I think some Apollo astronauts fried inside their capsule in some horrid accident. I wisecracked, like a good brainwashed American kid, ‘That should happen to the Russians next time’, or something like that … the teacher misunderstood me & kicked me out class. The same teacher sadly ended up killing himself a dozen years later. Mucho tragedy all the way around.

    Le Flea is thirty-three?? Wow, getting up there .. soon he will have to kick himself off his own blog.

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  31. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    As I mentioned on Friday, I would not be surprised if oil knew this was going to happen. I expect tensions to pick up drastically. Expect the messiah to be tested heavily. Back to vacation.

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  32. The Ghost of Neville Chamberlain
    The Ghost of Neville Chamberlain

    Obama’s naive policy of wanting to sit down with bad guys to chat has resulted in Iran firing off a “fuck you” missle and now N. Korea symbolically saying “so sorry about those treaties we signed agreeing to behave in order to suck money from you….now fuck off.”

    Who could have ever imagined that Neville Chamberlain-esque appeasement isn’t the right policy with rogue nations?

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  33. Fly's Next Wife
    Fly's Next Wife

    Happy Birthday, Mr. Fly.

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  34. DEVILDOG

    Fly, wrong decade. Study some history and get back to us.

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  35. Jake

    Are you a fan of the FLY?

    Well, when I initially visited the blog and saw how the FLY is so adept at tooting his own horn, and how confidently he does it, I could not help but be somewhat impressed.

    I did some research and figured I might as well share it with the FLY fans.

    Over time, though, this fukker started getting under my skin with his constant pompous commentary and I decided to do a little research into his record and my findings have convinced me THE FAKE ARTIST KNOWN AS THE FLY HAS AT BEST a 50/50 Trade Record over the past 6 months AT BEST

    Allow me to provide backup to my statement:

    September 23rd, 2008:
    The FLY commentary “We’re going higher”, that was the high in the market for the next 6 months

    September 25th, 2009:
    The FLY: “Fuck You Shorts, You’re Done”

    The FLY’s notable transactions during the month of September:
    Bought FCX on 9/4 at 78.59
    Bought FCX again at $65.41

    Bought over 100,000 shares of C at $15.36 and $21.25
    October 9, THE FLY “I will hold my C shares indefinitely”

    Nov 26, 2008 : Holding 75,000 shares of GE as of 11/26 at $17.50, GE plummeted soon after

    October 9, 2008 THE FLY ” I FIND MYSELF ERRONEOUSLY LONG EQUITIES in the midst of this crisis”

    Oct 7, 2008: The FLY ” I must admit I did not see that coming” on a 300 pt down day

    The FLY’s purchases during the month of Sep:
    WNR at 12,65
    FCX at 73.14, 65.41
    C at 21.25, 15.36
    SNV 12.75
    BTU 60

    Sept 23rd, 2009 THE FLY: “We’re going higher”

    Oh the coup de grace:
    Thousands of shares of WB at 8.80

    WB falls to $2.29 and the FLY response: I got clown raped.

    This guy bought stocks like a mothrfukker all through Sep and Oct and only had 4 short transactions the entire time.

    Take my advice: Understand that the FLY is a one trick pony. He is unmistakably, undeniably and hopelessly a bull tard, he is addicted to buying equities regardless of what the market does.

    He took it up the ass in Sep/Oct, Nov, and Feb. I would have done a more thorough analysis but what I saw of his actions in Sep and Feb tells me this:

    – The FLY’s take on stocks is through rose colored glasses. He is a one trick pony that will keep buying and will grasp on to the smallest piece of optimistic news while ignoring the avalanche of contradicting news so that he can satisfy his urge for longs.

    I no longer deem it necessary to even follow his comments cause the fktard has so much hatred and venom in his missives.

    It gives me great pleasure to realize this irritable piece of cat turd is basically an average stock picker on his best days

    Don’t take my word for it, do some research

    You will find that the FLY is easily avoidable noise.

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  36. Fuck yeah

    Everyone has aids!

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  37. Fly's servant

    he punched my moustache with a hot fried trout sandwich.

    I often urinate in his energy drinks.

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  38. Jakegint

    Miserable Troll- before you avoid having that door tag you in the ass, choose another nom du troll for your next exercise in player hating, eh?

    Thanks for your “thorough” research. It’s a wonder Fly is able to attract any following whatsoever, isn’t it?

    A veritable Svengali, no?

    Thanks God for your altruistic “diligence.”. On to the next valorous battle for you now, Sir Knight.

    ____

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  39. j0sh1ngU

    he did add shorts for the february to march crash. but this time again I believe the FLY is touting bears are screwed(a great indicator) to become even more bearish, as some think this is all over. That is not an indicator I would trade off, but just something that I think about when he begins to sell his positions and add shorts, helping my cause. FLY trades on new and beliefs not on charts……

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  40. GonzoTrader

    Jake,
    Where’s your live trade blog? 50% is a very good average.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pcaVQfHW2E

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  41. Jake Gint's Mom
    Jake Gint's Mom

    Now get back in the basement, kid. Stop bad mouthing good honorable people. Didn’t I teach you all that when you were in diapers?

    Good Lord, Jake

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  42. FAZ

    In 1940 atomic bomb was not developed yet, moron. How many years you spent in school, retardo?
    Happy B-day R:)

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  43. John the Trader
    John the Trader

    Jake, you are right. The Fly sucks ass when it comes to picking stocks his pompous ass potty mouth just makes it worse.

    He’s like Cramer. Sell what he buys and buy what he sells. (that’s the worst insult I could think of. LOL)

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  44. wb

    lol. everyone knows you come here for the abuse, not the trades.

    That said, I appreciate Fly’s willingness to quickly admit when he is wrong and to change his thesis when necessary. That’s a mark of a good trader. Sure beats these other nuts that have been adding shorts every other day since mid-March and have been unwilling or unable to change their game plan.

    This is a tough market. Everyone’s going to be wrong sometimes.

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