Asshatville, America—Police are investigating what looks like an execution style killing of four bloggers, found dead at infamous stock market website, iBankCoin.com. The victims were identified as Boca, Al, Dpeezy and Pikertrader.
Thus far, there are no leads as to why the four were killed. However, it is believed that the owner of the website, who goes by the name of HORATIO CLAWHAMMER, better known as The Blogfather, put a hit out on the unlucky four due to “inadequate grammar usage” and “fucktarded stock market picks.”
One eyewitness, who goes by the name of DEVILDOG, said “NEW LOWS SOON, BITCH,” when asked about the crime. Police are still investigating what that ominous phrase means and have placed Mr. DEVILDOG in a padded cell for further questioning.
WHO WILL DIE NEXT!?
| Pick the FOUR candidates LEAST deserving of an iBC blog. [970 votes total] | |
| cuervoslaugh (106) | |
| AI (119) | |
| DPeezy (123) | |
| pikertrader (113) | |
| boca (139) | |
| ZMoose12 (95) | |
| Veritas5 (72) | |
| ripetrade (102) | |
| JakeGint (101) | |
God Dammit Fly
Well Boca, looks like that ad backfired on me. Sorry about that.
Boca should’ve showed her tits!
At least have the decency to spray paint RIP and a gravestone on my banner ad.
No respect, I swear.
The Teabag Day Massacre
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Fly/Cramer,
Fly goes long I’m doubling down short.
Do you think the US will have a period where T-Bonds and T-Notes trade like in Japan at yields less than 3% for 5 to 20 years? Summers and Geithner are true asswranglers!
Good work , fly.
how about a suicide bomber taking out the next set of losers.
I’m sure the dog would gladly wear the/a strap on… in more ways than one.
It wasn’t your ad, Controller. I truly appreciated your support. That’s something that’s hard to come by in this world.
RIP
DP & boca
too bad, this site could have done with a female voice, as it is now it is homogenderous.
futes gave up the ghost. odd. taking out stops? china growth news? hmmm
This is outrageous, egregious, preposterous!!
How about a judges save, AI-style?
lol
This election is starting to look like Jeff Mackee’s skull.
Reported at 6.1%, with Chines gov’t looking to maintain 8% or above.
Futs dropped a bit
Gay Gay Gay.
This site has offically jumped the shark. Everyone knows this is all bullshit, and Jake “FLY and I suck each other off”Gint is going to win.
Wow, what a shocker.
Short IBC
Long Evil Speculator
Sorry Fly but the way this is going down is lame.
Shut the fuck up DPeezy.
“Aristotle”…
…they were described as Large Natural Breasts !!!
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Git it straight !!!
LOL
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I have nothing to do with the voting. You are more than welcome to venture off to some lame chart site, who is nothing more than a OA ripoff.
Ill just sit here, enjoying ALL TIME MOTHERFUCKING HIGH traffic stats.
What the fuck is your problem, ‘yesman’?
If FLY was bleesed with just two more inches, his rod size would be equal to China’s GDP number tonight (6.1).
Little dick
If Jake wins you are a fucking fraud and big scam.
Don’t understand all the hate for Jake. The dude’s been a great contributor to the site for a long time. The same site that all the haters continue to visit with great frequency. If you don’t like what he has to say, don’t read what he writes, whether it is on a tab or not. Alternatively, go jump on another site. Pretty simple.
Sorry to see you guys go DP and Boca.
Why does everyone think that Fly wants JakeG to win? Where are all these JakeG haters coming from?
Christ Fly..Crox and now these accusations of fraud and nepotism.. I am shocked
@ boca..was routing for you..good try
Fuck the JakeGint haters. If any of you asswipes knew how the game really works you would NOT fuck with JakeGint in regards to investing. Suck a fat dick with AIDS on the tip peoples.
Jake is sharp as a tack, very well read, and witty. His intellect and logic stirs hate in inferior minds.
You might not like his politics, worldview, whatever, but dude is sharp and you can’t argue otherwise.
Moreover, his calls are very good. He was the first to call the bear market in ’07 (ok, first = early), and he was first to call this recent run (again, first = early, but who cares). He was right.
I pride myself in being of sound mind. Sometimes I can’t keep up with the guy – and I don’t even know him!
Well said Moober (btw, when did you go to moober from boomer?)
Fuck politics, the best man for the job if you’re interested in making money is Jake Gint. End of story. Again, to repeat, fuck politics.
I don’t care who wins the elections as long as Fly gives a tab to Jake be it via this process or just an honorary one later on…..
I am going to go read a bit of Daniel Suarez’s novel and rest easy knowing that in mañana, the Jakester will be up with his latest post.
boca, DP – I hope your recent jolts of increased output won’t cease.
This election has been great for the PeeG. After so many months of the average voter count being 4 or 5 it’s nice to see everyone engaged in the process.
Kudos to Fly for the election.
Regardless of who wins.
Tomorrow is 60 days from the last BIG up candle on the VIX on 1/20/09. The VIX gapped down from there. Gaps get filled. 60 days is a very strong cycle period. Trend and/or direction(correction) changes frequently happen. I think we head down pretty hard into Friday. My bet is C sucks on their Friday BMO EPS and the market sells off to the S&P strike at 80. Tomorrow is also 28 days from the S&P lows on 1/9. Tomorrow is also the 16th. Anyone know the significance of the numbers 4, 7, 8, 14, 16, 28 and 60 hitting on the same day? I’m ready. Are you?
Unfortunately, tomorrow is also the second anniversary of the massacre at VA TECH. The largest number of lives lost to a single gunman in American history. Not a good day. RIP. I graduated from there in 1978. Historical dates often mark similar significant events. Be careful.
Sing along:
4 pirates dying
7 shorts a crying
8 breasts a bouncing
14 bagels toasting
16 jailbait tempting
28 okay for dating
60 golf score lying
Is that what you mean DD?
devildog is a thetan.
oh, so is that nenner guy, btw.
Tax day celebration
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5176395970887542038&ei=Fa3mSebXIYbWqALqmsyuCg&q=%22Team+America%22&hl=en
The whole idea of “tabbed bloggers”…
…seems like an idea that has outlived it’s usefulness ! imo
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I mean…look at the Home Page.
The so-called “tabbed bloggers” occupy…well…tabs along the top of the page. And, they ALSO occupy a large portion of the remaining “home page real estate” with their individual blog “windows”.
“Tabbed Bloggers” indeed…what a waste of valuable space !
The Home Page needs to be completely redesigned and better and more efficient use made of the “screen real estate” ! imo
Something more along the lines of the layout that Minyanville employs !
Just my unsolicited honest opinion !
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Sad to see boca and DPeezy go =/ As cuervos said, keep your stuff in the Peanut Gallery coming; I love the articles your two write!
Good luck to the rest in the running… And quit hating on JakeGint!
Alf, I don’t say this to many people. In fact, I probably have not said this to anyone here, within recent memory.
All that being said, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
This sucks!
My My My !
Aren’t you articulate ?
Give that man a “tab”…oh wait…nevermind !
LOL
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To be clear…not saying lose the “bloggers”…just redesign the Home Page !
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I happen to agree! I’ve been bugging vincenzo to redesign it for weeks.
TA DA !!!
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Thank you SuperFly !
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First, I’d like to say I love everyone on this thread, even Devil Dawg, who is without question, one palm frond short of a mature coconut tree.
Second, yes, it’s true, — you clever dicks have found us out — Fly is my brother from a different mother. We were separated as lads– after being raised as British Army brats in an outpost at the foot of the Hindu Kush– when Mum took me back to London for grammar schooling whilst dear Papa drafted Fly for his daring expedition to map the Pass of Balthazar just north of Kabul. Damn my asthma!
So yes, you’ve snooped us. Fly’s been trying for months to concoct some illegitimate, yet stealthy ruse to filch me a tabbed blog on this site — you know, because he really gives such a major shit about what people think and everything, and since– deep down– he really feels it’s “your site” after all.
So — not wanting to offend — he cleverly decided on this week-long ridiculously public process knowing full well he would take shit from a bunch of sub-mo’s (whom he respects very much, mind you) for the whole stretch.
Truly, he’s a selfless man, and very close to becoming (with time) my second favourite (sic) brother.
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On a more serious note:
I’ve been trying for a while to put this second post (1,000 Feet, Part II) out ever since I got home and it’s just not saving to the system. ( I get about half a green bar). It could be my home wireless, the pics I’m using, or maybe it’s WordPress, but I will give it another go tomorrow. Apologies.
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SupaFly,
I HAVE A…….IDEA !! 🙂 🙂
I think you should. …
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Make the site…better…by making it better. LOL HAHA LOL.
BYE BYE
I vote for having a back from the death type thing, bring back one dead fucker with voting near the end, to give them another tab shot!
So it begins.
General Growth Properties (GGP) declares bankruptcy – 200 malls under management.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123985534483724219.html#mod=rss_whats_news_us_business
Finally, a video to sum up the internet just right:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543
“We Didn’t Start the Flame War”
the next bomb to drop..
Cara’s Commentary & Community Chat, Thurs., Apr. 16, 2009
April 16, 2009 by Bill Cara
[5:50am ET] Today’s news of the bankruptcy filing of one of America’s largest real estate conglomerates, General Growth Properties (NYSE:GGP), is going to focus the attention of traders, investors and analysts on what could soon become the next great tragedy in US capital markets, the total collapse of commercial real estate investment. This cannot be good news for the state of the equity market, so it is likely to be downplayed in the media
JP Morgan beat estimates logging 40 cents a share. expectations ere 32 cents. loan provisions increased by $4 billion.
Not a bad result at all.
Barely able to get on the Internet here, sadly ATT U-verse local cable conked out on me last night shortly after my last post.
Having said that, I’ll be trying to get it repaired today and hope to get regular access back sometime soon, I hope by tonight for my business’ sake.
I’m kind of surprised my banner ad is still up. Have a little class and show some respect for the dead.
I have been to Asshatville,America.
It’s just outside of what is known as the Golden Triangle area of De-Balled,GLORC, and Funnel USA.
Things I wonder about:
How can auto sales be down by 40%, but retail sales only be off 1%?
So much talk about banks borrowing from “tarp”, so little about banks borrowing from the “discount window”. Why?
The fed has tools to “remove liquidity”, but can they do it while funding unlimited deficits?
The states that that are running huge deficits must be borrowing from the Feds. Why don’t we hear about that?
How long will the big Vegas companies be viable?
I have been to Asshatville,America.
It’s just outside of what is known as the Golden Triangle area of De-Balled,GLORC, and Funnel USA.
Funneltown has great funnel cakes.
Isn’t Asshatville where GGP is headquartered?
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The states that that are running huge deficits must be borrowing from the Feds. Why don’t we hear about that?
Not so much borrowing as gettting huge transfers. Part of the “Stimulus Package” dontcha know. If it makes the states even more beholden to the Fed’l gummint, where’s the harm in that, right?
The fed has tools to “remove liquidity”, but can they do it while funding unlimited deficits?
Sure, as long as they don’t mind trashing the economy and paying exorbitant interest rates.
Or you don’t. 😉
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converted my gold position into a long aussie gold pos.
aussie seems reasonably strong and i earn the points
J — explain two things, if you would:
1) What do you mean by “long Aussie Gold position?” Does that mean you bot your gold in Australian $? Or that you shorted gold for Aussie dollars?
2) Are these announced trades for your personal or professional portfolio, and if the former, then are you allowed such speculations in your pro port, or do you just trade your book for clients?
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You guys may already know this about CROX with a heavy short interest
From Nick Perry -trading floor Blog
‘… list of heavily-shorted stocks that could be in the midst of a potential short covering rally.
CROX is on the list with a short interest to float of 13%’
http://www.schaeffersresearch.com/commentary/trading_floor_blog.aspx?blogid=92434&single=true&c=allfeed
Hi Jake:
I trade currencies and precious metals for a few clients and i trade stocks for myself.
Yes I went long Aussie against a short gold position. I know you know… for those that don’t..
To create a gold position against other currencies other than US dollar…
In this case i sold gold in US dollars and bought Aussie against (sold US D equivalent amount) US Dollars.
Net effect long Aussie against gold.
Yes…any trade i do is on an allocated basis. If I trade say 10 million euro ag US Dollar the split is always a fixed allocation.
Pay no attention to this news: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=apSnp51kWD4E&refer=worldwide
This is just a joke, continue buying CRE. Stop trying to think things are bad. This is a good thing, in fact everyone is doing it these days. It was enacted by government to give you a “Fresh Start” and will improve your credit!
Was off at a Tea Party yesterday so I did not get to check in, but
I have been reading this site for over a year and what is going on ??
Looks like FLY has diarrhea of the mouth and he does not even wipe after !!
The site is a extension of Fly’s ego and perhaps he needs to get a extension for what is between his legs instead !!!
The site will shortly join General Growth Properties Inc and then maybe Fly will end up as a speck on the wall after he is hit with the Bankruptcy Swatter.
Short the other major mall property owners TODAY.
PS Short anything that FLY is buying !!!!
Jake, Asshatville is the suburb where CNBC has there headquarters.
and by the way:
Good Morning Vietnam.!!!!!!
market up 300 today.
gapping:
I’m not sure if you’re joking, but the news actually isn’t shit hot bad in a sense.
The equity holders cop it up the rear end with a red hot rod and the bond holders become the new equity owners of these spanking malls around the country.
In all serious, people sorta knew it was coming, the stock was in the mens toilet of the NYC subway and the bonds were trading at a discount anyways.
What’s the huge deal as we know this shit is going to go on.
fool..you should capitalize your letters….FOOL..as in your a complete FOOL…credit cards defaults are surging at all banks,,( i am certain of this) so fuck off if you dont agree..and the commerical re issue just coming out of the gate…dont worry all those empty stores are actually a good thing…Obama says so.
Cash
I just said it was going up 300 today. Long term, the US goes bankrupt, but right now the trend is up.
ok Fool..good luck with that…load up on something here then..
Guns:
I presume you’re talking to me, right?
I’ll capitalize what I fucking want. This is a blog not an English lit NYT book review.
credit cards defaults are surging at all banks,
Yea and so, tell me something the Janitor doesn’t know.
( i am certain of this) so fuck off if you dont agree
I do agree so fuck off yourself.
..and the commerical re issue just coming out of the gate
Oh is it, just. Like we didn’t know that was happening seeing the employment rate has been plummeting for the past 8 months
…dont worry all those empty stores are actually a good thing…
For the next buyers, perhaps they are over the longer term and if purchased a solid discount..
Oops sorry Guns…
ACC finally under 19.00, if that cocksucker would just die already.
I can only hope they admire GGP and want to follow in their footsteps?
and Fly, get on this IT guy and have him remove this “your posting comments too soon” bullshit…I’ve posted one comment, this is my second, it already popped up and I’ve had to re-write this fucker…..
Fly – how do like walking around in my Crocs? They are the special raspberry Crocs that I only wear when I’m sipping Almaden and watching my boy movies…Think of me as you squish off to your next big trade! -xxo Dennis
One symbol
SFLY