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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Why So Positive?

To the bitches of CNBC:

Why do you continue to talk up this market, constantly exclaiming “when so and so is bearish, we have to be close to a bottom”? How stupid are you?

I hope you realize that by disguising the perverted pig as an innocent, you are partly responsible for your viewers getting “pig fucked.” You are not trained in the arts of asset management, why make believe you know anything?

If I was a dumb bitch, talking shit on CNBC about my Twitter account, I’d keep it light. For fucks sake, I’d tell my viewers to eat sandwiches and throw empty coffee cups on their neighbors front lawn. And you know what, I’d be saving those sheeple money.

This time is different, dumb bitch from CNBC. By trying to discount this decline, this economic collapse, as a normal “run of the mill recession,” you are insulting the millions of people who lost fortunes and employment, during this most unprecedented decline.

You Sir are a dumb bitch and should continue to talk about your fucking lame Twitter account, which by the way is now gay, since it is mainstream. Leave the stock market jargon to men of industry or stock market magicians, like myself.

Best Regards,

HORATIO CLAWHAMMER

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36 comments

  1. Bill Walton

    I still wouldn’t mind ‘hanging’ out with Erin Burnett…

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  2. Erin Burnett's Ex
    Erin Burnett's Ex

    You cant really think hanging out with Erin would be fun, can you? How boring and stiff in bed do you think she is. I bet she complains throughout the whole thing and thinks a money shot is throwing dollar bills in her face.

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  3. jg

    sue herrera must die.

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  4. spock is alive

    Bill

    I think you’ve nailed the general consensus.

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  5. Anton Cigur

    “You Sir are a dumb bitch…”

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  6. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    As long as the retail brokerage houses are buying up egregious quantities of commercial time, you’ll continue to see the “BUY STOCKS” message on egregious display. It’s the perennial scam.

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  7. Bill Walton

    Erin Burnett’s Ex Says:

    You cant really think hanging out with Erin would be fun, can you? How boring and stiff in bed do you think she is. I bet she complains throughout the whole thing and thinks a money shot is throwing dollar bills in her face.

    Well value of dollar is declining so maybe I’ll get more bang for my buck…

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  8. Goldie

    CNBC should stick to the weed stories.

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  9. Fly Leech

    This congressman is pretty good, and funny. I’ve seen him before on TV and comes across as sharp as well as willing to take a joke:
    http://www.breitbart.tv/html/301543.html

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  10. Greekpunk

    CNBC outperformed CNN in the ratings last Friday…first time in a year and a half. Go figure.
    http://www.portfolio.com/views/blogs/mixed-media/2009/03/20/cnns-march-ratings-so-far-more-lamb-than-lion

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  11. contracts are broken all of the time
    contracts are broken all of the time

    retain talent bonuses? They LOST BILLIONS – when you lose that big, you are not talented.

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  12. zephler

    it’s not a you make too much money so we tax you precedent, it’s a you took money from the tax payer therefore the tax payer is your boss now, and they declare all contracts null and void

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  13. zephler

    oh no, the pros from AIG will walk now, maybe they will only lose millions this years instead of taking down the whole economy

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  14. TPC

    Wait, Michelle Cabrera isn’t a viable source of financial guidance?

    I love it. Cabrera challenging Steinhardt, one of the greatest investors ever.

    Burnett is a spoiled brat. Stiff doesn’t even begin to explain her personality….

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  15. AIG actually bet on real estate going up forever – these were the geniuses that were paid retention bonuses? This is talent? EVERYONE saw the collapse of the real estate market coming, except for these brainiacs at AIG…

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  16. The Fly

    Right. Challenge Steinhardt. What an idiot.

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  17. anonymous-if you saw the real estate bubble bursting, like everyone else, then it would have never bursted. if you saw it bursting, alone, then you wouldn’t be typing about it on here because you’d be off on some island enjoying your riches.

    i hope you were being sarcastic.. if not, stfu.

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  18. Kiwin

    Erin Burnett, eh, I more about Margaret Brennan.

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  19. TX Slave Trader

    Please tell me you were talking about the Italian skank and not the girl nextdoor…..She’s innocent!

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  20. SteveTheNeighbor
    SteveTheNeighbor

    Now I know where Fly, Jr. gets his potty mouth.

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  21. E8

    768 spx is a .236 fibo retracement, 750 is .382 and 734 is .500 …. 768 seems to be holding here, could be rally time but personally I’m betting on 734 for support.

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  22. JakeGint

    oh no, the pros from AIG will walk now, maybe they will only lose millions this years instead of taking down the whole economy

    Yeah, and leave you with an empty shell you just paid over $100 bn for.

    You and Generational Oil Bottom ought to share a pair of scissors so you can cut off your nose to spite your face as well.

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  23. JakeGint

    TEST FUK!

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  24. TraderCaddy

    ^^^
    Not necessarily true about Lehman logo golf balls.
    A Lehman logo golf ball is more likely to go out of bounds or in a hazard.
    It’s a fact.

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  25. LOL
    unless it’s one of those prank exploding ones…

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  26. JakeGint

    Testing the html to see if that’s why I keep losing posts…

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  27. JakeGint

    oh no, the pros from AIG will walk now, maybe they will only lose millions this years instead of taking down the whole economy

    Yeah, let’s let ’em walk so we’re left with a shell we just paid $100 bn+ for.

    You must be taking that “Cut Off Your Nose and Spite Your Face 101” class with Generational Earl Bottom.

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  28. PRICERUNNER

    The Supply/Demand still is in favor of the BULLS right now. Believe it or not. The Dow has to close around -150 for the Bears to win today.

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  29. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Barring some last minute homo hand humping I look to be moving on to round 3.

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  30. Bill Walton, Are you the basketball player … for real? (Just wondering, Todd Stodelmeyer, the baseball pro, posts about stocktwits daily)

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  31. GenerationOilBottom
    GenerationOilBottom

    JakeGint Says:

    oh no, the pros from AIG will walk now, maybe they will only lose millions this years instead of taking down the whole economy

    Yeah, let’s let ‘em walk so we’re left with a shell we just paid $100 bn+ for.

    You must be taking that “Cut Off Your Nose and Spite Your Face 101? class with Generational Earl Bottom.
    *********************************************
    Let the cocksuckers walk. Then SHUT DOWN AIG,
    say we are CANCELING all paper, CDO, tranches,
    budles, contracts, and every kind of shit they were involved with – no monies to be either paid out or collected. Let the banks, brokers, bond houses, pension funds, and insurers DIE
    alongside their and AIG’s toxic paper.

    And BAR ALL LAWSUITS related to that shit!
    “National Security”, you know!

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  32. Henry Fool

    DVAX will make me some serious coin!

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  33. nation81

    predictions???? Green or Red Close?

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  34. Bill Walton

    Not the real one. I feel like his commentary fits right in with CNBC and would be a great name to use. Throw it down big man!

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  35. Irishpitbull

    I’ll pass on Erin…I prefer dirty girls and girls who like to fuck. I bet she is a once a month kinda chick and when the once a month comes around she lays there like a dead fish.

    I tell my clients to hold off on buying stocks…Buy a CD or a HYMM.

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