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Fuck You Bears, You’re Dead

Don’t step to “The Fly” with stupid shit, you wretched women. I am bowling on you assholes, hitting strikes and such, while you’re over there getting crucified in your shorts.

I warned you to never bet against my fucking time machine.

Much to your chagrin, you now understand, “The Fly” does not fuck around, when it pertains to managing money. Sure, others have hot hands and make decent calls. But, let it be known, no one on this stupid planet has the investment acumen of “The Fly,” not Bill Miller, not you.

Thus far, I have sold nothing. I am long egregious amounts of TNA, UYM, AXP, PCR, KIM, LOGI, NTGR, amongst others, and do not give a fuck about Great Depressions or “spiraling economics,” at this moment in time.

For now, I shall rejoice in the splendour, known as “space alien magician trading,” only found on iBC, not to be confused with the many imitators and player haters across the internets.

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52 comments

  1. jg

    FLY IS GOD

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  2. TheArtist

    my rotory phone doesn’t let me tweet….

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  3. BeWater

    Ack Ack, love the smell of roasted bear in the afternoon, provided I am long.

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  4. Cash-N-Guns

    TNA looking like a run quite a bit higher…ARTG technically looking nice here too..if i might be so bold.

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  5. Schneidehouse

    Sell into the EOD. Then buy back next week. No, really.

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  6. goon

    Tits N Ass baby (TNA) !! I need a cocaine biscuit

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  7. Anton Cigur

    Danny – I keep trying to post this on your blog but it won’t stick:

    Techmology! {Wrist snap} It toggles da mind, yo.

    Go to greenfaucet.com and read Ray Barros column.

    Edit: I just tried to post the link again and my comment wouldn’t stick here. It’s done that before sometimes when I tried to post a link. I’d post the text but you’d miss the purty charts you like so much.

    _______________

    The Fly reads L. Ron Hubbard to “unwind.”

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  8. E8

    OEW Recap last night:

    “A rally over the 734 pivot would help the market continue it upside momentum. A pullback to the 696 pivot would lessen the chances that we have seen the low for this downtrend at SPX 667.”

    Comment: Staying above 734 for some time (1-2 days) may confirm WaveB … Rejection of the 20 dsma could set the bears up for a trap (careful Danny) but a breach of 717 pivot and a test of 696 would most likely re-establish continuation of WaveA downtrend.

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  9. Thunderpup

    This rally is wonderful…can’t wait for the right time to get short again – doesn’t look like it will be anytime soon. I’m thinking beware the Ides of March, but don’t know right now.

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  10. CAP

    This rally is an example of what happens when too many people are caught either short or under invested. Now that the world is not going to end tomorrow, we are seeing a massive rally. Like I said yesterday, I am looking for 20-25% upside on the major indices. Dow 8000 S&P 800 at the very minimum. I will start shorting again at those levels.

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  11. Henry Fool

    I brought you SWHC @ $1.73 and $2.50 ((( I pounded the table ))))

    I’m pounding the table here with SFLY!
    SFLY has a weekly pivot of $8.60 and some intraday highs just over $9.
    SFLY closes huge this week! I’m giddy for it next week, if we close over 8.60 Friday

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  12. Cozbot

    Skeptical of AXP..nice rally but downgrade possible. Going to sell at close

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  13. Player Hater

    8)

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  14. E8

    MDR looking to fill gap at $15.50 …

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  15. oprah

    I knew Obama would save us.

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  16. Henry Fool

    I just sold a few hundred shares of SFLY as an offering to the gods.

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  17. BeWater

    Need some good Martian victory artwork. Moons included.

    http://weirdscifi.ratiosemper.com/barsoom/images/Jusko02.jpg

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  18. DSB

    Here I sit, SRS having come within 5c of my first buy order ($60.50), to leg back in. I am just going to sit…

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  19. alf44

    Fly…what’s your entry on UYM ?

    I didn’t see a “BUY post”…tia

    .

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  20. PRICERUNNER

    My old name was BLOW UP. I went into stealth mode to set up trades for the bounce. I am back to cash as of right now. You see the human mind can’t count past three. Thank you for the money I skimmed. Will get back in the next move up after retrace.

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  21. spock is alive

    T-N-A = T-N-T Awesome fly-call.

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  22. Cash-N-Guns

    cocksucking bears sure are fucking quiet today…ha…!

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  23. JAFO

    What do you think will go on tomorrow..being Friday…will people be looking to lock in profits before the weekend? If yes, then an afternoon selloff is in the offing?? I would like to hear from the bulls and the bears out there. Thanks.

    JAFO

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  24. fool

    Why not buy FAS instead of TNA? FAS has outperformed over this rally. Will FAS flameout?

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  25. The Fly

    Fool

    I just hate banks.

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  26. Cash-N-Guns

    Fool…buy both…i like TNA better personally- less issues from govt…

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  27. j_remington

    remember…watch GE BAC for indication

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  28. JakeGint

    Holy crap (literally), that fool bWater needs to be banned, and I don’t ever say that lightly.

    Seriously fucking disturbed, like kiddie porn level disturbed.

    Get help, brother.

    ______________

    Nice calls, Fly.

    ________

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  29. punyandy

    definitely being greedy, but holding my SWHC wins into earnings after the close. anyone with me?

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  30. JakeGint

    Fool — I got both.

    _________

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  31. Anton Cigur

    “…that fool bWater needs to be banned…”

    Agreed. Consider that before he/it posted that it/he had to look for that.

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  32. Jed

    mrkcbill uses dull scissors to cut his own hair, opting for the Moe from Three Stooges look.

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  33. BeWater

    Gint, what the hell are you talking about? That is artwork referencing the works of Edgar Rice Burroughs, his Martian Tales. Maybe you should keep your porn on another browser.

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  34. ewwww

    bewater – dude, seriously dude, please don’t do that. Fly, an intervention is needed?

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  35. norcal

    FAS is god. I’m up 65% 🙂

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  36. BeWater

    From the comments it seems you are getting some other image. I do not understand that. I simply googled Burroughs martian tales and picked an image from it. When I click the link I don’t get anything unusual.

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  37. Banking egregious amounts of coin is exciting exhilarating comforting satisfying and never boring. What is a tell for end of party?

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  38. BeWater

    Ok, so I went to another machine and pulled it up, and I see that fucking picture. That is NOT what I linked from. I must be the victim of some computer geeks joke.

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  39. The Fly

    AXP ripping.

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  40. MOOBER

    Fly – that bwater guy is linking to scat porn. need to pull it down. fyi

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  41. Jed

    BeWater…that was nasty. I assume you took that photo of the Zombie at a recent ritual cleanse of sorts.

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  42. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    second day in a row where my stops weren’t even remotely close to being touched. interesting how the madoff story kept the “OMG THIS IS THE BOTTOM” commentators/insinuations from getting onto the newspaper front pages today.

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  43. Henry Fool

    Out of all my TNA

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  44. spock is back

    same on tna. tomorrow is another day.

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  45. TheArtist

    This rally is over….
    taking my new marbles and going home…..

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  46. BeWater

    Damnit, i did not post that picture on purpose. Please pull it down if possible.

    That is why i hate the internet sometimes. You play around long enough and you will get burned.

    Paste ‘edgar rice burroughs martian tales pics’ into google and you will get the appropriate pics to choose from. Note the pics on the bottom row come from the same website as linked above. It is also worth noting that ‘barsoom’ is the name that Burroughs uses when referring to Mars. Notice Barsoom is part of the link.

    Fucking internet.

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  47. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    INTERNET LESSON #1: direct links to images is an internet no-no. Many hosts redirect unknown “HTTP REFERER” tags to garbage, like the “tubgirl” (“NEEDS MOAR POOPER”) image you inadvertently linked to.

    also, RE: the original image, stop reading those trashy Gor novels.

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  48. Sold 10% of my FAS at 5.05 at close. This rally could be bigger than anticipated.

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  49. E8

    Commodities (metals) down despite $ down (UUP) … May be early but I sold FCX off the top today (36.72)

    Will buy some FAZ on market strength in the morning.

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  50. Fuck TO, aing going to pay him 50 million dollars

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