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We Don’t Do Minor Leagues, Son

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  1. Klaatu

    The Fly is God.

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  2. DEVILDOG

    Jake, it should have you concerned you’re one of the fattest cows.

    Gotta go now and throw on a STEAK for lunch with a very RED Cab!

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  3. JakeGint

    “I run the 40 in 4.4”

    “Yeah, so do I…”

    Rofl.

    _____________

    “We got a coupla slots here for the Yankees….let’s see we got… second base and short stop.”

    ______________

    “You take a line drive to the balls like a man.”

    _______________

    “A BAT boy??”

    “Yeah, that’s how we move ’em up. Get ’em in the dugout and break ’em right in from there…”

    ___________________

    “You know who got Derek Jeter on the Yankees, right? Silverman, that’s who.”

    ________________

    “You gotta get yaself a little baseball suit, ya heah me?…”

    ROFLMAO!!

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    That shit is GOLD.

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  4. pizza hut delivered the bailout
    pizza hut delivered the bailout

    geithner did it for the lulz

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  5. Jed

    Zombie sleeps with a teddy bear.

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  6. JakeGint

    Jake, it should have you concerned you’re one of the fattest cows.

    Oh, you comin’ for me, chisel chest?

    You got any capital left, btw?

    Watch out, I run the forty in 4.4.

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  7. to Fly

    fly your longs are f*cked you olde suckah! market is going to chew you and spit you out taking all your gains for the year!

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  8. TraderCaddy

    Keep an eye on JPM,GS.
    That is all.

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  9. Thunderpup

    Chisel chest – classic.

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  10. CAP

    Where’s DONNY ? Come out come out where ever you are you little coward. How’s that FAS working out ? Thats right Bitch ! Mother market just pimp slapped you.

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  11. shortcover

    sizzle chest…what a market…next leg down brewing?

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  12. The Zombie

    This shit is hilarious. Fucking hilarious!

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  13. DMG

    CAP

    Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes:
    “What you do [like smoking your own pole] speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say”

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  14. The Zombie

    CAP: I just tried to text you at that number you posted the other day. Didn’t work. Don’t post a bullshit number, man.
    Not cool.

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  15. TraderCaddy

    Obama’s town hall meeting going on now in Fl. looks more like The Price Is Right.
    The perfect Pres. for the MTV and US mag. crowd.

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  16. wilmer

    CAP sucks his own cock, Zombie. What do you expect from such an abomination.

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  17. Thunderpup

    You want numbers?

    http://www.astrosol.ch/numberstations/index.html

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  18. CAP

    Zombie – Why the fuck would I leave my real number here ? What you think I’m some sorta fag like you ?

    Wilmer – I would respond to you but, you’re 2 fuckin insignificant.

    DMG – Same goes for you.

    The rest of you Bull(shitters)- pull your panties down, bend over and be prepared. We break 7850 on the Dow and its Over! Thats right bitches !

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  19. Blow Up

    Everyone is expecting an afternoon turn around. That is the problem. Everyone expects it. Look back at the Jan. indicator. This is a whole new ball game. The Dog was saved! Isn’t Mother Market a big time Bitch?

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  20. CAP's healthy lunch
    CAP's healthy lunch

    I’m ready for you, CAP.
    http://spendmoneyonline.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pepperorpenis.jpg

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  21. wilmer

    That’s fine, CAP. I wasn’t looking to have a conversation with you. I just wanted to point out what a disgusting bastard you are.

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  22. SHIT THE BED SON! Glad I took mega profits yesterday for turnaround tuesday. I will re-enter FAS should it hit 8. TZA to the moon!

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  23. This is a joke! Govt keeps saying the obvious…these speeches don’t even seem legit

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  24. Big Mike

    Did we break the Nov. SP500 uptrend? Where is that?

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  25. Great American Patriot

    Where are all those buyers who have eagerly been supporting DJIA 8000?

    Impeach Obama. Fire Geithner. Hang the banksters.

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  26. Henry Fool

    Buying AMAT 9.80
    ahead of earnings

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  27. gappingandyapping

    Back in on FAS. Major over reaction. BAC should be bought here too.

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  28. CAP

    The relative strength in the Nasdaq and small caps points to the potential of a turnaround.

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  29. ZenProfit

    Here comes 7700.

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  30. TheArtist

    DD, did you read this article? it goes along with the article you posted a few days ago on China…..

    It’s funny, The US Military does not build nuclear ballistic Submarine platforms to “help give jobs in a down economy” but for parking them outside a country not playing nicely…..and for that reason only.

    You think this is something to do with China building ballistic missile submarines now?

    8 sub orders at one time seems a bit much under “normal” procurement standards to me? but who knows…..

    http://www.defensenews.com/story.php?i=3875058&c=AME&s=SEA

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  31. Rally Monkey

    CAP – if you’re using the Dow as an indice, you should probably buy bonds instead.

    VIX has been incredible today.
    Just broke 835 so my current consideration is to ride this all the way down to the close, and set up with some FAS.

    SPG getting punched in the tits gives me great pleasure

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  32. gappingandyapping

    Fade the faders fuckers. Fly stick to your plan!

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  33. Ron Paul about to go “medival”!

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  34. Danny

    You’re right, the bull flag forming up is likely bullish, buy it.

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  35. lol

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  36. Gio

    Nice fotune cookie.

    Fade FAS!

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  37. 4fl3x

    Yeah that’s a beautiful Bull Flag… in SRS

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  38. to fly followers

    disclaimer: if you follow fly trades you will loose money

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  39. hmmmmm

    Homo sellers are acting limp wristed. Fade the gay blade! Taking off short index hedges, for now.

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  40. sniper6

    sold remaining 2/3 position of BGZ @ $66.10

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  41. Darius

    “In partnership with the Fed and the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp., the Treasury will take a fraction of the remaining money from the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program and leverage it with private-sector funds to create a $500 billion investment fund to buy toxic assets.”

    More leveraging?

    Fuck it why not?

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  42. sniper6

    bought UYG $3.12, IMO we will finish down, but not down 350 pts. Just a guess.

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  43. Henry Fool

    You have to love the strength of LOPE here basing near highs just under 20.

    hmm.. I’d say LOPE is going higher!

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  44. Henry Fool

    Bottom line!

    This market can be traded up down and sideways as long as you are BankingCoin ( that means knowing how to trade) who cares how many points the Dow moves in any given day or week or what direction it’s in. I made $$ being long over the past 6 weeks or so while the Fly made $$ being mostly short.

    good day.

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  45. lokapujya

    Mooooooo!

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