iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Ack, Ack, Ack!

Ack,

Ack, ack ack-ack. Ack DUG, MT, ERY, CHL, ack, FXI, BUCY, YZC, WX ACK ACK ACK!! Ack, JRJC!!!

Ack, ack ack (burp). Ack FAZ (ack,ack). ACK ACK ACK!!!!!

Ack ack, ack SRS, EEV, ack, KIM, ESS, MAC ack, SLG!!!!

Ack Geithner, Paulson, Obama, Bush, Bernanke ack Mozilo, ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!!!

Ack

“Ack Fly”

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77 comments

  1. The Zombie

    MARS ATTACKS!!!!
    The Fly is God.

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  2. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Pick your sides comrades, tomorrow we do battle!

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  3. Martian

    There hasn’t been human life on Mars for hundred of thousands of years.

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  4. Jed

    Zombie felches

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  5. T MOE

    Ready for the battle. Waiting in the funnel for the bulltards with AXE in hand.

    XOM could not break through the 200 day SMA on a daily chart.

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  6. mdawsz

    I don’t get it.

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  7. FLY follower

    Fly’s sense of humor is unsurpassed.
    Bought ERY, shorted MA

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  8. Pete

    LOL great blog. Made me LOL

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  9. T MOE

    Got short GS yesterday at 88 way too early, and got my teeth kicked in on that one today.
    But it will pull back, I can wait.
    Flawless timing adding to my SKF position as I added at 140. Sold GLD for a nice profit. Still above water on REW and huge win again today in my short KIM position. Not bad for a short seller on an up day.
    Oh and almost forgot Added to short SPY at 85.

    So now I stand as follows
    Short GS, SPY, KIM
    Long REW SKF SRS

    30% cash

    I’ll continue to post picks and moves in the P NUT Gallery.
    Read and learn

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  10. Big Mike

    “Ack Fly” = Fuck Fly?

    Hmm…

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  11. The Weatherman

    Hey Juice – nice call yesterday on today’s action, “down hard, blah blah, devil dog’s lair, blah blah”

    I’m telling you man, you could work here! I called for snow today and although it’s pretty cold, not a cloud in the sky!

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  12. Gio

    vid didn’t work. i hated that movie. ack!

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  13. a21

    Fly is mimicking Cramer. Sad.

    Both China lovers.

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  14. InternationalGroupie
    InternationalGroupie

    It turns out, i decided to watch most of the day in equity.

    I of course jumped on the forex USD/JPY action for a daytrade.

    ….what i feared came true today, either the invisible hand/ few powerhouses are upticking risk trades to either 1. dissuade the risk reversion trades and try to reverse most of the highly leveraged players or 2. gov’t leaked that they need help to maintain tommorrows horrible data that needs some spounge to fall from ….and maybe again find support at DOW 7900? who knows.

    Any help/theories about todays USD/JPY is helpful cause i can’t find any.

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  15. DEVILDOG

    DUG going DOWN to mid-$21 tomorrow.

    NEW LOWS FOR ALL MARKET INDEXES NEXT WEEK!!!

    I SEE DEAD BULLS!!!

    I WILL WIN THE WAR!!!

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  16. InternationalGroupie
    InternationalGroupie

    Number of alien worlds quantified

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7870562.stm

    Maybe Ack Fly is a real alien, hinting it all the time.
    a. time machine – alien technology
    b. Ack Fly composure and two giant brain lobes.
    c. blogging while trading…impossible for humans

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  17. JakeGint

    More good news for KIM

    Although, if you’d asked me this morning, I’d have said this firm went dark before Reagan took office…

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  18. JakeGint

    International Groupie — but there was buying on weakness YESTERDAY.

    Dollar death is inevitable, and I think that’s what they’re shooting for.

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  19. ALLPROz

    Ack, Ack, Ack, Go Long, Ack Ack Ack…

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  20. punyandy

    ack ack ack devildog gets ack anihilated next week ack ack

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  21. ALLPROz

    For a trade…BAC insiders buying under $5.00 a share…

    CEO KEN LEWIS:
    02/04/2009 bought 75,000 at $4.78
    02/04/2009 bought 66,000 at $4.79
    02/04/2009 bought 50,000 at $4.81
    02/04/2009 bought 9,000 at $4.80….
    Total direct ownership is 1,660,997

    Temple Sloan, Jr., Director
    02/05/2009 bought 95,000 at $4.53…

    Virgis Colbert
    02/04/2009 bought 15,000 shares at $4.78 and $4.775,

    Charles Rossotti, Director
    02/04/2009 bought 10,000 shares at $4.91,

    Brian Moynihan, Officer
    02/05/20-09 bought 20,000 shares at $3.89
    holds 333,607 direct shares

    Tommy Franks (Gen.), Director
    02/05/2009 bought 30,000 shares at $4.11
    holds 40,979 direct shares

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  22. ALLPROz

    Note to self…the DJIA has yet to stay below 8000 for more than a day including November carnage…end note…

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  23. JakeGint

    Remember when all the asshats were whining about some fantasy “suppression of dissent” during the Bush Administration?

    I wonder if they’ll have anything to say about this little bit o’ Stalinism?

    _________

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  24. JakeGint

    Tommy Franks buying at the near low!

    Booyah, General!

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  25. Aris

    haha tommy franks oh man

    that ken lewis is sure a big spender. i guess it’s hard to buy stock in the company that’s going to oust you in the future.

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  26. Buckeye Bob

    Can’t wait until the Bull Adami says that we’ll have a follow thru tomorrow. Just like always

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  27. DEVILDOG

    Anybody notice that the WIZARD printed a 2/5 DAY CANDLE on the SPY with a LOW of 77.73? Check a one month chart. I guess I missed when the SPX went DOWN there today.

    The WIZARD rules the random and free market!

    Who is the WIZARD? I’m not telling.

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  28. TraderCaddy

    Next thing you will tell me is that Gen. Schwarzkoph is buying FNM stock.

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  29. MOOBER

    You have plumb lost your mind, Fly.

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  30. JakeGint

    Who is the WIZARD? I’m not telling…

    Because he’d bear down and squeeze your hypothalmus gland and the headaches would start again, we understand.

    Let’s not even ask about him again.

    ______________

    That said, my daily chart prints that same candle low, although there’s no sign of it on the hourly, 15, 10, 5 or 1 minute charts.

    So you are not completely crazy. Just paranoid.

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  31. EN1GMA

    Ack Ack “the FLY” is on crack! One day he’s facetiously nice, the next day he’s a fricken alien! What’s next???!! Ack Ack!

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  32. Braveflaps

    Hello racing fans:

    Moody’s Investors Service is reviewing the ratings of $302.6 billion in commercial mortgage-backed securities as real-estate values drop and property owners fall behind on payments.

    The review encompasses 52 percent of outstanding U.S. commercial mortgage-backed debt ranked by Moody’s …

    And a possible (eventual) short, shares of which I have been unable to borrow:

    PRSP

    On the theory related to what happened to banks in Texas the last time things went sour.

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  33. JakeGint

    Speaking of Texas.

    Everyone thinks Lady G is just some benign, chardonnay sipping tennis mom, when in fact, she may very well be…

    The Tejas Terrorist!

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  34. If you disagree with the Fly go fuck an armadillo!
    If you disagree with the Fly go fuck an armadillo!

    Dear Fly,

    I am sure it’s been requested before, but I’ll request again. Please direct your IT servants to build an ignore button that your loyal readers can use to ignore certain monikers in the comments section. I know these are tough economic times, and everyone is tight with capital expenditures. But yourself, you’ve been doing very well, I’m positive you can approve this tiny capital expenditure.

    Yours Truly,

    Armadillo.

    P.S. A cool feature for the ignore button would be to have build-in default values; let’s just say, DEVILDOG.

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  35. omfgitsjd

    Is there an entirely new market in Bear taxidermy is being created right before my very eyes? The world needs devil dogs, even if they eventually get the mange.

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  36. The Fly

    ACK!!

    HIG Hartford Financial reports Q4 (Dec) results; guides FY09 EPS in-line (15.09 +0.52)

    Reports Q4 (Dec) loss of $0.72 per share, incl charges, may not be comparable to the First Call consensus of $1.30. Co issues in-line guidance for FY09, sees EPS of $5.80-6.20, excluding non-recurring items, vs. $6.08 consensus.

    ACk ack ack ack ACK

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  37. Big Mike

    LOLOLOL….so Crammer is bullish on China!!!

    You sir, are fucked…

    Ack-Ack- goat milker…

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  38. omfgitsjd

    China is a wonderful ally. We owe them a debt of gratitude. We’ve done a lot for them and they’ve done a lot for us. I hope we have a long lasting positive relationship as they transition from communism to freedom. As we depart from the ugliness of fascism and on to an enlightened world of individuality and hippiness, we’ll all sit down over a bowl of rice and laugh about all this.

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  39. Danny

    I see the wizard. SPY 1 min, 3:58 PM, 27m shares, low 81.70

    http://www.ibankcoin.com/dannyblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/picture-7.png

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  40. JakeGint

    Please, if we are going to talk about trading Far Eastern burrito surprise stocks Costanza-style, then let’s make sure we spell it right —

    “Chiner”

    Thanks in advance.

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  41. JakeGint

    Danny, that’s not it.

    There’s a (fake) tail on the daily that goes down to 77 something on the SPY. Never made it there during the day, far as I can see.

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  42. CAP

    Hell ya ! I’m short HIG. Down 13% AH. Way to go. HIG to zero. All insurers to zero. Insurance is another Ponzi scheme. Collect all those premiums and embezzle them.

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  43. Danny

    ahhhhhh. thanks.

    And yes, it’s chiner. take note all.

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  44. elditto

    Perfect. Got slaughtered today!! WTF happened? Keeping my bear avatar though. Fuck DUG!!!

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  45. Braveflaps

    WTF iz a wizard in this here con-text?

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  46. DEVILDOG

    I SEE DEAD BULLS.

    WE CRASH BIG TOMORROW!!!

    I WILL WIN THE WAR.

    DON’T FUCK WITH DEVILDOG!

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  47. T MOE

    CAp I see that you have been playing the short side a lot lately. How are you liking the Dark Side?

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  48. Fade Devildog

    I win again!

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  49. manatrader

    When does spy not have a few bad AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKK, ahem, a few bad AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKK; excuse me, (cough) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC KKKKKKKKKKKKKK PEOPLE OF EARTH WE HAVE COME TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN FEED US FEED US

    Jesus! What the hell, ticks okay? Bad ticks. I think I need an exorcism. Or an enema. Or a klondike. Or a pizaAAACCKK..

    I gotta go.

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  50. JakeGint

    Fan out.

    __________

    Indeud.

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  51. omfgitsjd

    I had a dog once. A cross between a pit bull and a beagle.

    Some dipwad abandoned it near my house when I was a teen. I brought it home. It was accepted, fed, and loved.

    Anyway, I was taking it for a walk one day and this bird dive bombed it and ripped out a copious amount of fur and then flew off to it’s nest. He yelped, tucked his tail between his legs and barked, “WTF”.

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  52. Lady Guenevere

    DOG…..You are not even right once, if you were right once in a while….it would be worth it. You are like a broken record…..

    Let’s see yesterday you said ” I see Dead Bulls and new lows” for tomorrow, I said

    “Lady Guenevere Says:
    Thoughts for tomorrow:
    Tomorrow brings a new beginning the obstacles and obstructions give way and a difficult state of mind can be cleared. Get rid of the old things you have been holding, free yourself from carrying that tension. Movement involves danger yet movement that is timely will lead you out of danger.
    February 4th, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    And today you said ” I see dead bulls” and I said to reinforce my statement from last night : Lady Guenevere Says:
    This is a time of new beginnings as I mentioned yesterday evening. A lot of ‘ partnerships’ are being discussed behind the scenes, these unions if accomplished will be a good thing.
    Growth comes after rectification. Aside and beyond what the DEM government is up to….BUSINESS IS doing things….
    Focus on staying balanced…nothing in excess.February 5th, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    My track record is 100% right your track record is 100% wrong.

    Once again you are saying that tomorrow Friday you see dead bulls and a big crash….I think you must have gotten some shrapnel in your brain from all those guns and bombs you have. You are like some Twilight Zone episode that is running a closed -looped, never-ending program.

    Jake, I just got back from tennis…I am not some chardonnay Mom…. No kids are in my house and maybe one glass of wine a week. I run businesses everyday and I dont live in Austin. I will however kick your ass all over the tennis court if you ever care to come down here….

    Will post my thoughts about tomorrow later…have to eat as I am getting grumpy!

    .

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  53. wb

    Tomorrow’s employment report must be bad. Coincidence that the stimulus vote and bank plan announcement are happening at the same time? Maybe not.

    FWIW, I love DevilDog’s commentary. Part of the charm of this place. No need for an Ignore button.

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  54. InternationalGroupie
    InternationalGroupie

    who cares about lady’s tennis track record….go get something beneficial and post.

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  55. MOOBER

    MOOBER likes Devil Dog. MOOBER likes everyone, for that matter. Except Le Duc.

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  56. omfgitsjd

    As well as Lady G has been doing on SRS the last few days, we’ll all be polishing her shoes at this rate.

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  57. CAP

    TMOE – I don’t consider it the dark side or being short any more. I just turn my monitor upside and trade what looks like ‘bullish’ charts. HIG, GS, WFC, JPM all look so ‘bullish’

    1982-2000 was all about ‘buy the dips’. 2008-2020 will be all about ‘sell the rips’.

    BTW what time is the bank announcement thing going to be on Monday ? Before market open or during market hrs. I don’t want to be caught with my pants down whether long or short. I’d rather be 70% in cash and decide what to do from there.

    HIG now down 18%. Woohoo. Another $5 stock in a few weeks. I think 2009 will be the year of ‘short the insurers’

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  58. Braveflaps

    DD fan over here.

    Reminds of that South Park character, Bat Dad:

    “Let’s go Denver!”

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  59. Damon

    You commie stock buying bastards better have some tight stops on your China plays.

    My fortune cookie today said:

    “When Cramer jump on board, indicator of very bad luck”

    Stay in the stateside commodity plays (like MOS).

    And keep buying them, so I can short ’em soon!!

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  60. Thums Up

    Enemy Tim wants to know if “The Fly” is reading the shit over at dopers land.

    “In case God is checking in on this blog and would like to know a really nice way to play things out on the S&P, I think it would go something like this.

    Have the big-honkin’ announcement come out regarding the “stimulus” package;
    After an initial 9/19-style rally (tinted below), have the market completely lose its marbles and plunge to 700;
    Bang around 700 for a while as we Slopers sell our puts and cover our shorts;
    Have it dawn on the market that “the plan might work after all” and start a meaningful, multi-month rally;
    Give us the shorting opportunity of a lifetime sometime later this year
    As it is now, the only really formidable resistance is at about 940. “

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  61. 82.12 is the low on SPY today

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  62. Atlas Vicious

    Reminds me of Gary Busey.

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  63. Atlas Vicious

    Gary Busey with a cammo bandanna, I meant.

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  64. T MOE

    Not sure about the time of the announcement.
    anonymous
    They have been defending the 819-820 range on the S&P. A break and hold below this could be ugly. I say if it breaks this range and holds we will see a retest of the lows and maybe a breakdown through to 600. Just MHO. On the other side it looks like 850 is resistance.

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  65. omfgitsjd

    I was mentioning the stimulus package just last night. It just keeps coming up, doesn’t it?

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  66. DevilDog, what’s you take on this, being x-military….. seems the US is systematically pissing off all in the region…. here is the lastest shoe to drop…..
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090206/pl_afp/kyrgyzstanrussiausafghanistanmilitarywhouse_20090206000320

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  67. Just a quick thought for all you bulls out there

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123362438683541945.html

    Quick summary, it’ll take a long time to get out of this mess.

    I with you TMOE and CAP re: Monday’s announcements… I was going to build larger positions in FAZ late today, but decided that headline risk was too high (at least until CNBC leaks something out ACK ACK ACK)

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  68. Spam-a-lot

    Devildog is really just a spam bot.

    write it down.

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  69. Timothysykes

    hey there u little cowardly bitch, thought i;d throw u a bone so maybe u can buy yourself some guts to show yourself:

    http://timothysykes.com/2009/02/05/why-i-bought-shutterfly-inc.-sfly-amp-think-its-solid-earnings-induced-multi-month-breakout-will-continue/

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  70. mrkcbill

    God love Kudlow, he is hard for me to hate. By the way I think he is a good journalist. Fly re-post that Kudlow rant you had last summer. A personal Favorite.

    SSF is BTFO

    I want a Simple Button for j

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  71. 300

    “inside the mind of a brat” LOL

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  72. dave

    Fly and his minions.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TL4XZdyo3g

    Cast

    Lord Humungous – The Fly
    Devil Dog – Mohawk hair-cutted homo
    Lady G – Mohawk hair-cutted homo’s boyfriend
    International Groupie – Boomerang kid
    Braveflaps – Lefty

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  73. charlie

    Excellent. Lady G has entered into a debate with DEVILDOG and his prophecies. That should keep them occupied for the time being.

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  74. Damon

    I really thought I was one of the few that truly saw the visceral art in the film: “Mars Attacks”

    C’mon, guys, freakin’ Tom Jones….”It’s not unusual, to be loved by anyone….”

    Nicholson gets killed, for gods sakes.

    In the meantime, keep buying your “cream of sumyungguy” ETF’s!

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  75. DEVILDOG

    Anonymous, I expect several military “test episodes” and possible major conflict(s) with Russia and China over the next several years not to mention Iran.

    Stay informed:

    http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/02/25/asia/25submarine.php

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  76. Cuervos Laugh

    Of course you do DD – you see it all.
    And you’re right well prepared, down to the silver bullets.

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