You are the very definition of awesomeness.
I am sure you are reading this lowly blog with leather jackets (that’s right, more than one) on, collar up, while riding on a motorcycle studded with skulls and spikes. Your bank accounts are in the deep nine digits and you have access to an illegal harem.
You are well versed in 20 languages; people call you “The fucking Pope.”
And, you grace “The Fly,” as well as other tabbed bloggers of iBC, with accurate market wizardry and enable all others, pedestrians if you will, to feed off your marvelous ideas. I am sure if you chose to take up the game of boxing, your record would be 50-0, with 51 kills (referee), prior to retirement.
For your kindness and willingness to deal with my humble background and resources, I say “thank you.”
In others news, Bank of America is about to get its “nationalization game on,” if you know what I mean.
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You’re welcome.
My bad ref.
Back atcha, Super Fly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmZjD2UWoso&feature=related
We do what we can.
Tim sucks balls
I suck my own balls you bastard
Tim Knight is a scholar, and Tim Sykes is a gentleman.
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. ~Confucius, Analects
I SEE DEAD BULLS.
Fly, you’re the best, we love you man.
devildog is a kind soul.
Dog. Its pretty clear what you see. Lets see what you are doing. Besides SRS at 59, 51, and 222.
Anyone named “Tim” is a douchenozzle.
Awesomeness is my surname. Danger’s my middle name, baby.
Sounds like Charles Fucking Dickens over here and The Fly was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past, Alan Greenspan.
That, or he bought a brand new Microsoft Sarcasm keyboard where the question marks are backwards, obviously.
smells like teen spirit over here……
Someone says “you have to check this site out”. At first, reading the posts is a fun thing to do once in awhile. Of course, you ignore the comment section, because who has time for that.
But hen you one day you find that a post is so good, you scroll down in hopes of more. Thats when you find out that the people here are way more interesting than those on twoplustwo.
egregious
No, thank you Fly ….
Oh yeah, but next time you put on your smokin’ jacket don’t forget to put your fez on …
http://signpictures.net/pictures/flasher_sign.htm
Thoughts for tomorrow:
Tomorrow brings a new beginning the obstacles and obstructions give way and a difficult state of mind can be cleared. Get rid of the old things you have been holding, free yourself from carrying that tension. Movement involves danger yet movement that is timely will lead you out of danger.
Tomorrow will be a free fire zone.
Lady G
are you reading fortune cookies?
That Atilla dude is predicting a weekly close below 780 on the S&P followed by a ‘crash’ in the next week.
Thanks Lady G …. I’ll plan accordingly:
http://signpictures.net/pictures/learn_to_fly551.htm
Perhaps it’s copy for a Chinese laxative advertisement.
This post smells. Fly wants something from us.
Atilla usually has extremely shitty timing.
As you know, The Fly is God.
Watch out for Zombies:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090204/ap_on_re_us/highway_signs_zombies
Hey, Fly,
Can I have a hit??
LOL @ Fortune Cookies….
This smells like a Costanza post, does that mean a Costanza trade is just around the corner..
Aw Shucks!!
You’re cool too.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009 Posted by Atilla M. Demiray
The second wave of crash is well underway
I call it terminal move which should take SPX below 600 soon. I suggest everyone to be careful in the second half of this week. A few month ago, I said C and BAC will be near $2. BAC will crater below $5 on gigantic volume tomorrow. But more important ones are the coming FUBARs. I expect JPM WFC and BK to share the same destiny. This will continue until there is almost no bank left in USA. Perhaps one or two private banks together with a government controlled bank.
Also time has come for a 4-sigma move in FTSE due to the reasons I explained couple of months ago. And believe or not, the coming blood bath in commercial real estate here will make the collapse of investment banks look like a minor event.
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Wednesday, February 4, 2009Not a day trade. We will close the week below 780 according to Atilla before a possible crash in option expiration week.
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This is the scariest thing I have heard yet….even more scary than Devil Dog.
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What happened to you, Fly? Whatever it is I don’t like it. Here, I will proxy some Fly for everyone:
“STFU…No Fucktard, you should not have bought X at y price and sold at Z time. If you were in front of me I would throw acid dipped tortillas at your raisin looking mug and, fart on your head squeazed between my staples chair and my ass, all the while I would be sipping single malt scotch, which was purchased with the coin that fell out of your pocket after the bus rolls over you that I just through you and your Vegas lobby lizard under…”
There, now that’s better…
Can you be my Daddy?
I know what happened; little2rich4u was hacked this week and now so has ibankcoin.
BE GONE EVIL HACKER!!!
I love you DevilDog! This acid is fucking great!
Be gone evil hacker, indeed.
Love you too Fly … just thought I’d get that in right quick before “Christian Bale Fly” comes back.
Christian Bale is hot btw.
Come on guys you dont think Fly means a single word he wrote do you? Its like DevilDog the other day….its sarcasm.
Fly hates everyone remember?
He certainly has no regard for any of us.
Just consider the post….and the source!
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or … maybe it was these brownies here on the table…
*eats brownies*
Wow, yeah, you guys really are nice.
Have a brownie, LadyG. Enjoy the mood, it will pass soon enough.
this is the best post ever
boca I’m with you….the vino, the scotch and your brownies…were the cause of Fly’s momentary niceness.
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Thanks boca ….after reading Atilla’s post I think I will try one of your brownies!
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Lady G…..Do you imagine a Bank Holiday?
That’s what I say Fly, fuckem all!
E lasts quite a while, he’ll be allright most of the night. Tomorrow he won’t remember a thing … but every once in a while he will be smiling.
(hope you don’t mind my teasing, Fly…)
By the way only fucking homos and 48 year old plus impotent men wear leather jackets.
I accept.
http://slopeofhope.com/2009/01/30/wheeeeee.htm
Here is something else I just read off of Xtrends ….
“Someone put a $3 Million bet on WFC $15 March puts today”
What do you think that means? Really? IT closed at 17.45 today. Man if JPM goes down the toilet I am toast…my business,my loans, personal accounts and stuff are with JPM. Aside from this Fidelity money I day trade with.
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Tim, do you always put so many pictures of yourself on your charts? Seriously, that’s the first time I’ve ever seen that.
I love myself and so should you.
So you’ve already taken your E tonight then, Tim. Allrighty then.
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Indeud.
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Jake,
I have but one question for you: Do you walk with a cane?
mdawsz
Something is wrong with the Fly.
Go with the flow, bert.
Indeud, Jake, indeud.
Ok imposter what have you done with Fly? You harm one hair on his head, we will all be on you like the Village People on a new record deal (and the new blonde 18 year old male roadie). We hear of anything nefarious happening to Fly; for instance making him drink blended liquor or forcing him to sleep between anything less than 100 thread Egyptian; your ass is ours!
That would be 800 thread count Egyptian cotton.
Fly is just messin’ with our heads….
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Don’t you have anything to say? The world is screwed and all you do is pick at each other. Some of us will survive; but just the lucky ones. Some trades are thoughtful and others are just short randomness. But there is nothing wrong with identifying short random sequences. So, focus… let’s talk about shit that will help us make money and perhaps survive.
Awwwww…. I love you to.
You’re cool with me, Leonard… 🙂
The Fly is on something, utterly rudderless.
I see a caring and nurturing…….dead fly…
ROFL@ welfare 100 count. Loser.
I’m actually wearing three leather jackets at this very moment! PS: Buy JPM.
He’s back! I knew I could do it!
gappingandyapping,
I’m not a homo!
http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Ho_Ho_Ho_Santa.htm
It’s freezing here… we’re not used to cold weather here in FL, I’m going to have to get under the blankets just to get warm.
BAC & C going down, buy MS & GS.
Boca …. don’t you have a Snuggie?
I’m worried about your citrus!
I went short GS today at $89. Will cover above $90. If the market takes a dump I expect GS to go down to $60.
BEHOLD the fuckery in Asia. Hang Seng up 300. Did someone forget to inform them we are in a Depression ?
No less than 800 count for Sr Fly but be careful you can slide right off the bed ….especially if your frolicking with your loved one.
Here’s where I suggest you shop for sheets online….
http://www.horchow.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=cprod22790114&parentId=cat8000733&masterId=cat7910740&index=0&cmCat=cat000000cat000072cat000079cat7910740cat8000733
Hope you get warm boca…its really cold here in Houston too…I have the heater on, blankets out and my heavy PJs on with my cashmere footies…
Night everyone
Both Leather Jackets and Tim Sykes must never be mentioned on this site again. These two are heavily equated with homos who guzzle cum from homeless Santa Claus impersonators.
Employee8, LOL. No Snuggie here, I don’t want to look like Gandalf.
County cut all our citrus down a few years ago because of citrus canker, but I am worried about our garden it’s already producing cucumbers and tomatoes, and now it’s gonna freeze. Well I’ll just replant.
Fly,
Surly and angry…exemplary literary display of how ass over tea kettle the markets really are…can’t believe I forgot this…fuck you too…
Leather jackets or high school jackets with a Hawaii 85 half shirt under???
Mdawsz,
Jake doesn’t use a cane. He’s a young wild and crazy guy!
Click my link above for proof.
Boca, try hosing them down lightly … spose to save them from frost damage.
Remember last year when The Fly vowed not to swear until the Dow got below 10,000? This repeat “kindness post” could be a prelude to Dow below 7,000.
Alpha – That was a dark period for IBC. The Fly without profanity is like DEVILDOG without a glory hole filled with dicks.
Who are you and what have you done with The Fly?
Somebody stole my stash!
What happened to Cronkite’s tab? Did we scare him off already? come baaack, Shane, I promise to be nice.
Fly do appreciate your insight…
the long FXI and short oil ERY and long DUG equate
to China will be benefit from weak commodity price’s
particular oil…
My lust for money is shameful. I need to rethink my ambitions.
JAKE – CBL is BTFO after hours
V is rollin too.
CSCO could also find the largest oil reserve under their corporate HQ and John Chambers would say the world was ending. Funny how Cramer used to just annihilate Chambo, then he changed his tune to loving CSCO, and then recently he decided that tech is nonsense (despite the enormous cash position of CSCO). Moral of the story? Fuck you Cramer.
and you’re still fly –
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHp1GCo5Pvk
Oh and the Russians?
They’re doing exactly the opposite of everyone, now telling corps to “not expect state funds”
http://www.moscowtimes.ru/article/600/42/374281.htm
Not that there is probably much there anyways at this point with all the forced devaluations…
Just saying…
Hat tip to Zero Hedge:
http://zerohedge.blogspot.com/2009/02/overview-of-recent-secondary-market.html
It seems the new way to make numbers is to buy back your distressed debt at a discount…
Good move CAP
I have been shorting GS all year and banking coin. She moves fast so be quick and nimble. I got in short today at 88. I too believe she goes to 60. There are skeletons somewhere in that closet.
Fuck off Fly,
The only thing thats cool, is the the chicken flied lice! Along with the wlong things that youl govelment is about to do…………Live wlong and plosperous.