Mr. Cobblehead was feeling quite jubilant about his TNA position. After all, the market was racing back, with great vigor, based upon cocaine dreams and a cheeseburger diet.
He was leveraged to the hilt, fully margined out, when suddenly, and much to his chagrin, Charlie “meatball” Gasparino appeared on his CNBC box with some “breaking news.”
Mr. Cobblehead watched Charlie talk shit about the alleged “bad bank” plan, while shaking like a leaf in the wind—high as a kite—dumb as a bag of doorknobs.
Suddenly, the coffee mug that was tightly gripped in his hand, which was brimming with hot French Roast liquids, violently unglued from his hand and sent flying into the “CNBC box.”
He roared: “FUCK YOOOOOOOOO ASSHOLE.”
As he rummaged through papers and pens, he looked up at his monitor and his bountiful “Tits-N-Ass” position was in the process of decoupling him from his money.
A few hours passed and his position was still a tenuous one. However, he still had confidence that a “late day rally” would occur. Nervously, he sat down, in his bullshit chair from Staples, to watch the final hour of trade.
To be continued…
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That was the worst grammar I have ever seen from one “The Fly”. Your angered really showed through.
This is good, I’m sitting on the edge of my bullshit Staples chair!
Whats with all the critism with cocaine? You know, some people use it for medicinal purposes…
This story sounds a lot like my relationship with FAZ, during the CEO insider buying crap. 🙁 *Shame*
There, I fixed most of the grammatical errors. I left some in there to annoy Woodshedder.
fly keep your tna position, we are going to win! write it down!
Mr. Cobblehead died from electrocution in Fort Knox amongst all of the US gold, as a servant. He should have gone to the NYSE instead and bought some fucking stocks. Hence, Mr. Cobblehead is hatless asshole.
Thanks Fly, I am glad you decided to keep an Asian feel to it too “talk shit about the alleged “bad bank” plan, while shaking like leaf in the wind“.
decoupling him from his money
I near fell out of my pleather chair on that one.
Luckily, pleather tends to be sticky and I’m not wearing any pants at this time.
Go TNA!
Yo, Cobblehead!
Ah we still good foah beeahs latah?
Ah’ll cawl ya.
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i am long tza
just keep your a**hole tightly closed and you will be fine on your pleathery chair wiythout pants
Iron Nickally, Teets & Ahhs may be a buy right heah.
($24.)
Amended — $23.25 would be a better entry.
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Ah there goes the market. Finally. The shorts grew some balls.
zzzzz zzzzz snort zzzzz.
nah… no conviction
Isn’t it obvious money is coming out of Treasuries and going into SLV and GLD. Pull up a chart of TLT SLV and GLD and observe the correlations.
Hey don’t knock cheeseburgers…..food of the GODS !!!!
I’m pulling for Mr. Cobblehad to win.
Without Cobblehead’s numerous orders for olive loaf and liverwurst sandwiches, Ms. Bertha, the honorbale maker of those sandwiches who tools around in a wheeled chair, risks having her subprime mortgage foreclosed on.
now they did 🙂
Are you guys holding SRS and FAZ over the weekend? CNBC claims that no news on the bank bailout is expected over the weekend but they are full of shit.
The market is ____________ the longs.
a)debanking
b)deballing
c)demasculinizing
d) All of the Above
sold faz, srs and DUG……..fuck this market….. 100% cash over weekend and a good single malt accompanied by sleep….peace out!
nice cap.
c)demasculinizing
just because it sounds good
CAP – you show amazing restraint by not blow torching Donny after his rant wednesday on FAS.
respect
Fly remember last time when PFE was here.
Paradigm —
Not so much restraint, as forbearance.
It’s 1-1.
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Anyone pick the TNA @ 23.25?
Wish I had Mr. Potato Head’s Ballz.
(But then, there’d be all those jokes about “french fries” and “mashed potatos” and it just wouldn’t be worth it in the end.)
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Fly, duly noted.
Fly is right end of day fuckery as usual on SRS..that shit cant go on forever..bitch will coil..as the retail ship realize REITs not paying anymore
Did we all have fun today?
I hope so
Lets do it again on Monday.
I throughly enjoyed my lunch today. By the way I just happen to live in the middle of shopping and restaurants so its not ‘ trying to be anything’ I just happen to have good eateries within walking distance.
I have to listen to you guys talk about meat ball sandwiches and stuff all day long. It was a great day here in Houston, blazing blue skies not a cloud around – mid 60s, beautiful day for outdoor dining and a pleasant afternoon.
Cant wait for the Federer -Nadal battle coming up this weekend!
I made some coin today …..so stuff that in your pipe and smoke it….you can blah blah blah all you want….who made money?????? I DID!
Later guys……
Bulls got the burdizzo treatment today. BTW – I used that term in a client meeting yesterday. So proud.
J-Dad —
Props.
Be sure to use “Clamjaphery” next time.
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I love this…
-DT
if you really want to “markets” to ignore the bullshit noise from CNBC– stop watching and reporting on it
stick to the facts, go with bloomberg