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Rumour has it Brent Rose got cut from this one.
The new star sounds much better.
Now I understand what a number of people were saying here today…they were all commenting about your ‘ video’ which apparently some special people have already seen. I even went to You tube earlier trying to find this video people were talking about.
I am sure it will be in classic Fly humor.
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FAS closes at the days high, with a very impressive … fuck that, it was a MASSIVE 31% gain.
Now, I have a message for CAP.
Dear CAP-
I really hope you’ve learned a few valuable lessons here today:
1) Don’t ever bet against Donny.
2) If you do bet against Donny, keep it to yourself.
3) If you’re currently winning against Donny, don’t press your luck kid — Sell your position immediately.
4) Don’t ever brag about using Donny as a contrarian indicator, as it’s extremely hazardous and painful.
5) Start back at #1 and repeat.
With that said, I honestly wish you the best in your future trades, and sincerely hope you pick winners from this point on.
Good Luck! 🙂
Sincerely,
Donny
SRS sucks.
Donny, donot kid yourself, just because you got lucky with the gov bad bank plan and you holding fas does not really mean a s*it about your investing
Howard leaked it on twitter earlier Fly. Second time he’s done it. You might need to throw something heavier than lunch meat at that guy to keep him in line.
Hopefully you’ll better represent yourself in this film.
As you know the last film received 2 thumbs down.
GL in your endeavors.
Roger E.
observer: eat a phat dick
Roger Ebert Says:
Hopefully you’ll better represent yourself in this film.
As you know the last film received 2 thumbs down.
GL in your endeavors.
Roger E.
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I think Roger is fuckin’ DEAD.
Bend over … I likes it doggy style ! 😀
valium is cool.
FAS was up 32.37% today
and PNC is up ~50% since i bought it at $25
“better lucky than good”
JWorth —
Nope, same fake Fly from California or Nebraska or some shit.
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3) If you’re currently winning against Donny, don’t press your luck kid — Sell your position immediately.
ROFL!
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I just almost walked into a door. I cant even stand up on this shit– my buddy said they would relax me but I wasnt expect this.
I cant even walk.
I took 8 blue ones (dont try this at home)
I liked the edited version much better… especially the Monty Pythonesque intermission.
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thats a lot of valium Ass Napkin
Thanks Jake. Thats what happens when Fly and I get involved.
Good Stuff Fly!
Fly gets wings plucked.
Long Remix, Short Original
The Real Fly does not slurp, nor crunch ice. Love the SMS’es. El Em Ay Oh
Danny, now you just have to dub Fly’s voice into that thing.
Heh.
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much better video 🙂
thanks.
remember when the talkies destroyed some careers?
you need to go to rabid barking dog school
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Nice.
Please ignor the complete lack of humility displayed by little Donny.
He has spent a great deal of time and money trying to work thru his “daddy issues” but I’m afraid it has all been wasted effort.
Does XOM report before open or after close Friday?
Good stuff!!!!!!
CAP talks shit in Donny’s bar.
“Now, youse can’t leave.”
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(Note: actual narration by Fly, age 14)
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Stocktard:
Not him, ‘tard.
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Your amazing is awesome, BOTH of them.
What the hell is going with the DRYSHIPPERS?
Grand old mezzanine lending firm Allied Capital, future fortune cookie?
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Keep’em coming,,,,!!
500 mill offering from drys
Help me. I just peed in my pants from laughter (and I don’t even use Flomax or adult diapers).
very funny vid.
and the correct victim this time.
man, what about those bastard CEO’s with their SEC filings/insider buying of 200,000 shares of this bank and 300,000 shares of that bank all last week… they got paid.
Well done, Fly, on the video.
In fact, it’s so good, I’ll throw you a link on my Friday “Linkday” post.
-DT
I heard the CEO of DRYS is one big crook…He’s a CEO/CFO/Chairman…I read up on an article on seekingalpha.com
If Drys hit $4.00…I am fucking retiring for the year…Book it…
Great vids, Fly. Question: Why were you so nice to those cnbc a-holes?
wow an extra 5 views.
Wow…is that really you, Fly?
With all due respect, you sound like a fucking faggot…
Anyhoo, good shit…keep’em coming…did it take you a long time do it?
Nice remix. That intermission was classic. ‘vote BEAS’. Whatever happened to that guy? He got all pissy when he was disqualified for using his army of Indian call center employees to pad his vote count.
nice one, this remix video is a fucking classic, ranks up there with that damn funny VSE trade quote of yours I tend to bring up every now and then.
Gimme DRYS at $2.50 by June and I will buy Antarctica.
“Write it down.”
ps The Fuckery slept through their gig today; reconvening tomorrow…
DevilDog is getting dat ass spank good.Can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
The lighting. What about the lighting? Looks like Batman’s lair.
APOL..just got kiss of death..guy adami likes it
Fly. I am sending Fly, Jr. home. He promises to show some respect to his Dad.
too effing good.
The banks (even with today’s gains) are currently priced as though the gov’t will dilute all the equity. Before this week, they were priced at absolute nationalization. Citigroup’s market cap was over 250 billion dollars, at today’s close it was 22.9 billion.
You people need to understand 2 things:
1) This ain’t Henry Paulson and Bush Administration anymore.
2) They’re NOT going to nationalize the banks.
BTW, I just saw the stimulus vote in the House … not one Republican voted for it. It Passed.
Correct me if I am wrong…but that looks like 12 year old McCallum…the cheap stuff.
I am disappointed Fly…I expected to see the 25 year stuff for sure. As sure as DEVILDOG drinks Old Thunderbird, I expected you to only drink the 25 year old scotch.
How about a quick video about contango, and the inefficiency that the end consumer pays for as a result. You can rant a little about Exxon while you’re in there.
I do appreciate your video commentary.
Mars.
The Fly is the Garrison Keillor of coc’d-up, hyper-caffeinated, stock trading, bloggadiers.
best line – “Jeff: Space Hitler is real!”
😀
Today’s lesson:
Dissing the Third Tier Blogger
Example provided:
“wow an extra 5 views.:
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I am disappointed Fly…I expected to see the 25 year stuff for sure. As sure as DEVILDOG drinks Old Thunderbird, I expected you to only drink the 25 year old scotch.
Never mind that, Howard should have his hands sawn off for putting ice in that glass.
Philistine.
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McCallum?
lordy.
I remember when 5 views was 25% of the traffic.
Jake quick don’t hesitate Duke or W.Forrest?
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Went to my local Blockbuster and find out they are closing I guess thats a franchise that will evaporate– strange times indeed…still rented a great movie “Righteous Kill” DeNiro and Pacino great rental.
only pussies drink single malt with ice. I’m disapponted Fly.
You know, there’s nothing more annoying than coming home from a hard day’s work and seeing my portfolio only up 15% for the day when it should be more like 50%. Why won’t the shorts just go ahead and cover and get it over with?
lol lmao…Some seriously funny stuff guys. Nice work Fly and Danny.
The Fly is the Garrison Keillor of coc’d-up, hyper-caffeinated, stock trading, bloggadiers.
Sure, minus the ridiculous height and the left wing airy fairy whining.
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Jake quick don’t hesitate Duke or W.Forrest?
This is coming from a Duke hater:
Duke will cock knock those pretenders.
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Oh well, since I sat on the sideline in jan till I went long almost full force friday morning, it’s been over a 20% gain. Maybe it’s time to back off, but something tells me wait a little.
Jake: You are irrepressible … Garrison is a one-of-a-kind story teller, despite his politics, which he leaves out of his show … more or less.
btw, I love his radio show but I have no interest in his blog ramblings on Salon.com
A++ WOULD BUY FROM AGAIN.
I LOLed when you rattled off the names of the CNBC anchors.
Ira Glass says: talk naturally, it’s more convincing.
DRYS down 20% AH due to breach of $1.5bn. in loan covenants:
http://www.reuters.com/article/marketsNews/idINBNG3011520090128?rpc=44
I will be eating black swan penguin by June….
Who ever says srs bendover is a fool…
people are not working and can’t pay their bills period.
70k more people out of work…srs is a winner
Unless the government is going pay everyones mortgage and take the major surplus of reo on banks sheets as well as a packed full nationwide MLS system.
Any thoughts
SRS is commercial RE.
SRS turned higher after hours
Good Stuff. Very very funny.
Malaka … SRS is a looser , not that I don’t play it .. I’m in it now
Back on October 20, IYR was 35 & SRS 135 …. today IYR closed @ 35 and SRS 49
iow; SRS is a looser
It begs to be shorted on spikes … it is purely a trading vehicle
SRS blows chunks.
This rally ends tomorrow. The banks may rise a bit more til everyone realizes that the common shareholders are going to get dicked a la AIG (remember Obama’s inauguration speech, everyone has to give their share. XOM got a downgrade this morning. GE’s AAA rating is in jeopardy. Unemployment is simply awful and the Republicans are going to try to delay the stimulus bill.
So, the market jumps on news the gov’t is putting toxic debt into a secret stinkbox and hiding it in the closet. Funny thing is, our buddy, Hank Paulson, did the same last year to keep the circus tent from falling, only to find out they need more and/or bigger stinkboxes along with a truckload of ‘Shamwows’.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the the markets meandered upwards for a while, eventually running out of gas. With housing and unemployment acting like bastard step-children, consumer spending will remain as flat as my old 3rd grade girlfriend.
For additional income, I’m thinking about teaching a class on how to build chicken coups made from materials stolen from vacant neighborhood bankruptcy homes.
That is true art from godly men, iBC bears gifts of gold and acid wit. Those without eyes are handed gold and only find it heavy; those without minds “think” they are insulted, egregiously (sound after me, “i’gree-jus-lee”) egregessed. Well they are have been and shall be soon enough again, but ironically enough it is their good luck. The mind it takes for life is the mind it takes to iBC. Get over your not having got over the Fly, getting over the Fly will not happen. Life remains that you find its gold, be glad when it is strewn at your feet, you rat fock.
Bruce– don’t have much truck with his windy Midwestern boracisms, but my decidedly left wing local paper has taken to featuring his “columns” in the Sunday paper “Forum” section. I wonder if his homey radio audience knows what kind of a vitriolic moonbat he is?
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I bought SRS 3 times today. Worst case April it will be over 100. More probable, over 70 within 2 weeks. I can wait, and I can buy more.
Also like PNRA for a short.
[for sykes]
Dino, you have a girlfriend in third grade?
That’s not legal, you know.
Just sayin’.
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Jake, keep Keillor out of your filthy, stinkin’ mouth.
HUGE PHC fan here…
Worst case for SRS is 100 in April. LOL! Apparently you are not familiar with FXP.
Jake- you jealous, dirty bastard. The reference was when we were both in 3rd grade.
Nome sayin’.
That was a fine altiloquent rant Sr. Fly. Thanks for sharing your talent with us.
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Not one dastardly Republican voted for the Messiah’s stimulus plan for $100 million of condoms and contraceptives.
Fucking Republicans are evil tightwads. It’s not like those fuckers are voting to spend their own money.
We need China’s money for more condoms, goddamit!!
Look at it this way – he will do it without them for all of America to see. All in.
BTW, all of you daytraders need to wait for a retest of last Tuesday highs before you go long tomorrow. A fade in the morning is inevitable.
Excellent Fly….keep making them and by all means please make space in all videos to tell all that watch just how lame CNBC has become…..keep CNBC’s stupidity in the lime light…..keep posting pictures of Dennis Kneale and Krudlow on the videos to make sure everyone understands these 2 have GOT to be removed from the airwaves………can’t wait for part 3.
Great video fly – fucking awesome!
Fly,
I’ll give it an extra pump… you’ll get at least 7.
-DT
That shit was hilarious, great work Fly & Danny.
This needs to be added to the IBC image rotation. Hilarious.
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6270/bdkshamwowop2.jpg
That’s the worst photoshopping I’ve seen since Tom & Katie’s wedding photos.
Finally caught Vince’s Slap Chop ad.
It’s the “Chinese Democracy” of sequels, product-wise, but Vince sells like they cut him in for five bucks a unit.
We should draft him to sell all that toxic asset shit on Al-Jazeera.
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Kudos on the video to Danny & Fly, btw.
Huzzah, Sirs.
That’s part of why I think it is funny.
Classy, yet irreverent to those that deserve it. Well done.
Thanks for the previous post too, as I got caught with pants down, going neutral at yesterday’s close.
“TXT us ur messages 1.59”
LMAO!!
Priceless.
Howard beats Fly to the book circuit.
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HUGE PHC fan here…
To quote a man from Staten Island:
Pfffffffff!!!
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Hong Kong making up for lost time, flame broiling shorts to the tune of 5.7%. We’ll see if it holds.
Aside:
“Left Wing Loon” has become one of my favorite “new” posters.
Be sure to always click on his name link.
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That’s the most articulate man on Staten Island.
Must be duh mayuh.
The Mayor of Staten Island is the same guy who’s mayor of Manhattan Island.
Unfortunately.
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The remix is highly correlated to excellence.
…back to the ChiSquare Test
*sigh
Congratulations DONNY. You made a few bucks. Good for you. My loss today was my charitable contribution for the year. I’ll go now to my CPA and let him know I donated $30k to one DONNY IMSOGREAT so that he could pay off his mortgage.
I shorted more JPM and WFC today. BAC opened near its highs and closed near its lows. I’ll be shorting more of that POS. Banks might rally another 20-30%. I don’t care.I’ll just short more. It’ll make it much more satisfying once they are down to $1 and I’m still short them. I sold some FAS $15 Feb calls for over $1 a pop. I’d like to thank the sucker who bought them from me.
This Bad Bank thing won’t accomplish shit. The problem remains and continues to get worse. Home prices continue to drop. More and more people are walking away from their homes. Before this is over, 25% of homeowners in America will have walked away from their homes.
If 1929-1937 was the Great Depression, this will be the Great FuckUYoureDead.
Okay Devil Dog, Jr.
Keep swingin’.
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CAP sucks his own cock.
CAP – Another bravado guy a la DEVILDOG. Good luck with that.
Funny thing, CAP was bullish like 3 days ago.
What a weird market.
Anyone remember CAP like a year ago? Totally different guy, almost.
I am so fucking funny I LMAO when I watch DVR of Fast Money.
PS:
Devildog new lows by mid FEB
CAP-
You and I agree on more than you believe. But understand this, I do NOT follow any economic ideology, nor do I live inside any box. I say a lot of bullshit in here, but when it comes to my positions in stocks and ETFs, I’m fair and honest. I do not win all the time, but I do win more times than I lose. I make my trades based on what I think will happen, not what I want to happen. I do not care if it’s right or wrong. My goal is to bank coin … period.
In a trading environment like this, it is hard to replace logic with over or under sold conditions. To sum it up, I look for anomalies.
I wish you the best of luck in your future trades … honestly. I do not enjoy seeing others lose $ … including you.
Good Luck!
Ruh Roh!
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123318934318826787.html
Time for some chinese food
Nice find, Fly. Perhaps Mr. Limm will visit us soon?
I’m coming to the conclusion this market is probably a crapshoot at best while Obama and the world do their posturing. Just need to be ready for the big turn down.
Senior Chinese leaders, who hadn’t been apprised in detail of how China’s reserves were being invested, learned for the first time in published reports that the country’s exposure to debt from those two alone totaled nearly $400 billion, say people familiar with the matter.
Translation: Someone got their gonads tortured in a Chinese prison for that one.
BXP report out, is that “shit the shower” results, or a hammer of death?
http://www.oxburyresearch.com/content/view/405/36/
California on verge of collapse?
Take a look at the just released earnings from BXP (that’s right just before midnight, instead of 4:30pm)
They have a 10th left of the cash from a year ago.
Tresting… one…troo… tleee.
Ha ha!
It is sable lattering time, yanquee bastids!
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lol @ mr. limm
Jake’s Chinese accent is a little rusty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7EPWSsr1Lg&feature=related
TIMOTHY SYKES would outtrade every minute of every day you douche bag. fuck this is useless shit and u do this blog because you know it’s time better well spent than trying to trade.
fuck this site sucks.
Shut up. Tim is a small time blogger. He doesn’t even get 5k hits per day. He needs to get my name out of his mouth.
Tell Tim if I see him in NYC, I will bust his jaw for him. Write it down.
…too fuckin’ funny !!!
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Timmy Sykes sucked my cock for less than a dollar a day.
…uhhh…was referring to tha vid…fwiw
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BXP misses by 10 football fields and offers a ridiculous warning
http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/090128/20090128006397.html?.v=1
SRS “should” gap higher 10 points on this.
Isn’t Tim some failed hedge fund punk who blew himself up then decided to rip off the internet with his brainless advice?
Gee, I believe he is such a person.
Penny stock loser. The equivalent of a moldy piece of cheese in the investment community.
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28% move in PDAE today and you all missed it !!
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Pennieeeeeees!!
JSDA now with cane sugar!!
OPBL is on the move !! Buy Buy Buy !
Lickety Split, Barbara Trick!
Timmaaaaaaaaaaaay !
Pathetic. Truly, anyone who dedicates his life to penny stocks, long or short, has some sort of mental deficiency, that disallows him to “feel worthy” of trading real stocks.
Like some sort of basement cellar dwelling misfit.
Sykes site looks like more of a koolaid drinking cult, to be honest.
It’s not a website. It’s a fucking online infomercial. His developers are out of their minds, putting that site together like that.
If I randomly accessed that site, I’d close it immediately for fear of catching a virus.
Speaking of which, I am sure he would download a virus to all of his readers, if the software maker offered him enough.
Hey, I’m running VMWare, so I don’t worry about scummy sites like Sykes.
The guy has his own DVD site for “fans” – “tim raw” in which he has his head up an ass:
http://www.timraw.com/img/photo3.jpg
BXP
short with impunity
I used to beat up kids like that in High School.
BXP “should” gap down $10.
I hear ya, especially when they pulled this shit:
http://www.timraw.com/img/photo1.jpg
today 01:36am
Exxon Mobil Corp Goldman Sachs Cuts XOM to Neutral from Buy
Let the bleeding out of XOM begin.
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Where did you get that?
Send me report.
We had 126 degrees heat to day in my town in Australia and the fucking power went out for 4 fucking hours and the fucking house is basically a glass box modern piece of shit that can only operate with heat and ac.
It was 50 fucking degrees in the house is my bet. It was so bad I drove around in the car to escape the heat.
I’m heading back to NYC for good. This shit isn’t human.
Yeah, China’s bureaucracy is so fucked up, that it was an American think tank that may have let the Chinese top government officials know:
It seems like China’s top leaders knew less about China’s portfolio that American reserve watchers; it is not inconceivable (gulp) that I was the source for those published report about China’s Agency holdings.
….. The Reserve issue “is causing a lot of concern with a lot of financial institutions in China,” said the Chinese official. Some officials expected that the U.S. and its financial institutions would better protect China from loss. “If the U.S. is treating us this way, eventually that will be enough cause for concern in the stability of the [U.S.] system,” the official said
Shell posts $2.8 billion loss.
Cantor Fitz CEO disses Comm RE from Davos shrimp fest.
In other news, the Messiah brings peace to the middle east, already.
I am starting to believe.
Deninger writes a great piece for traders regarding upside rally targets and the risks thereof.
I think he’s spot on.
Fly, excellent China quote. Quite ironic also. The hits just keep coming. Also, I bought a single share of many stocks you recommended (for tracking purposes) since I started reading this blog. Overall they’ve done quite well. I’m impressed.
Buy Stocks, Costanza style.</
Shares of widely held Dow component Exxon Mobil (XOM.N) were down 2.1 percent at $77.55 before the opening bell after Goldman Sachs removed the company from its Americas Buy list, saying it saw better investment opportunities among energy companies.
http://www.reuters.com/article/usMktRpt/idUSN2942988820090129
A very interesting take on indexes – The DJIA is irrelevant. Thanks mdawz on the Woodshedder tab.
Does this phenomenon apply to the qqq as well?
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2009/01/bianco-the-dow-is-distorted/
FAS $ 11.46
DUG $23.50
“Stocks as high as an astronaut smoking pot in space”
Great line Fly, and not a bad delivery by your ‘boy’
Can’t wait for the revelation to take.
Fly, I think you need to throw your stocks out, put on your socks and head to hollywood. You can be the new Fly Speilberg. Your Movies have touched my souless heart, while I toss popcorn around my office.