That fucker was on the teevee yesterday exclaiming the virtues of “Barack the Builder” and all of his grande [sic] infrastructure plans. After all, Barack is going to take his magic wand and turn everything new again.
You know that rusty tool box in the garage? Well, Barack will wave his wand and turn it shiny and shit again.
There is something to be said about how bad, and I mean this, that man (Cramer) is at picking stocks or timing the market. I know it’s very unbecoming of me to talk shit like this, but fuck it— it must be said. I am hating on him right now, in a very egregious way. Don Harrold seems to be on some sort of lazy man vacation, so I will fill the vacuum, needless to say.
Heck, Jim is so bad at picking stocks, one would think he was schooled at some place where wreckers of financial capitalism are made (rim shot!).
Into the close, I did nothing. I still own a shit load of longs, including GE, ABX and TNA. However, my shorts, newly “reinvigorated” more than made up for the long side deficits.
In summary, fuck crude and the fucking boats they ride in.
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My PnL was green today as well.
Top Pick: Short anything that starts with T- This move is fucking unsustainable unless we are going to fucking zero, which we may and in that case I would hold on to a few of those shorts.
Fly your dead on with Cramer, last night was a fucking comical nonsensical moronic thing he did on TV, how can one call into that shitbox and say BooYah at this time. Utterly egregious.
Fly is…
Oh, I’m late again.
With all this change from President Fix it all perhaps the new SEC chair will look into all the pump jobs *cough* Cramer *cough*?
Haha, who am I kidding? That bitch is a career bureaucrat. Keep to the status quo you fucks and don’t step out of line.
And I wish all emerging markets to disappear back to the dark corners they came from.
The new SEC bitch is a hack. C student FINRA idiot.
Fucking hilarious pic….LOFL!
the Fly is godly
Peanut butter and Crack sandwiches MMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you hear the assbag say “We told you to buy X at 22 and at 42 It’s going higher”? What a fucking Jew! Never wrong. If I am not mistaken he likened X to Bethlehem steel and said it was going bankrupt. I guess people really are that stupid hence all the foreclosures and lost capital!!
Barack the Builder…love it.
Let me ask you this. How many fucking bridge builders and pipe layers have been layed off in the last million people that recently got shit canned??? Include me in the list of middle management types who got the boot…how the fuck is Barack and his Tinker Toy set going to fix that shit. This country has become a services (i.e. use brains and computers to do shit) country. Oh well, perhaps I need to clean the rust off my shovel and get a new pair of Redwings.
Hammer:
My sentiment exactly. I’ve been saying for a while that what are laid off soft-palmed MBA’s going to do, design bridges and pour cement?? This isn’t like the 30’s when men actually made things in manufacturing. We don’t make much anymore, except nuclear ETF’s and CDO’s…I got to tell you, the “service” economy is so gay and overated.
Like I said to the auditor, who was rummaging throughout my office today: Ultimately, we’re all going to be plumbers.
What the hell is that video?
Boy George and the Tourettes?
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Great news FLY. I installed a toilet 2 weekends ago so I guess I’m ahead of the curve.
Off to drink poor man’s beer.
It’s your fucking oil barrels singing a song.
why are futures up a 100?? because of RIMM and Oracle?? or just shorts covering?
Just so you are aware either way your trading if you are looking at DXO, keep in mind there is a very large contango going on right now with oil. Notice DXO was only down 8% and oil itself was down 8%. While this should be double the move its held up better because of this. If your in USO you might take note.
“we’re all going to be plumbers.”
Just no butt cracks, please.
http://blogs.dfw.com/startle_grams/images/butt.jpg
RIMM is shitting the shower now, shorts are just nervous with expiration. There will be a lot of fuckery tomorrow, it would be best to take the day off.
C Citigroup: Moody’s downgrades Citigroup Senior debt to A2 from Aa3 (7.43 -0.40) -Update-
Moody’s Investors Service lowered the debt ratings of Citigroup (senior debt to A2 from Aa3) and the ratings on its lead bank, Citibank N.A. (long-term bank deposits to Aa3 from Aa1). The financial strength rating on the bank was lowered three notches to C from B, which translates to a change in the baseline credit assessment to A3 from Aa3. The outlook on the bank financial strength rating is negative and the rating outlooks on the deposit and debt ratings at both the bank and the holding company are stable. These actions had no impact on the FDIC-guaranteed debt issued by Citigroup which remained at Aaa with a stable outlook. These rating actions completed a rating review that was announced on September 29th, 2008. Moody’s said that its downgrade of Citigroup’s debt and deposit ratings was moderated by Moody’s opinion that Citigroup enjoys a very high probability of systemic support from the U.S. government. The benefits of this systemic support partially offset the deterioration in Citigroup’s stand-alone credit quality, which is driven by worsening asset quality and the likelihood that Citigroup could see further decline in its tangible capital base in the next two years… “The negative outlook on C bank financial strength rating reflects the possible impact that a deep recession could have on assets not covered by the Eligible Asset Guarantee”, said Moody’s Senior Vice President Sean Jones. A particular concern is Citigroup’s credit card business. The stable outlook on the debt and deposit ratings of Citibank and Citigroup reflects Moody’s assumption that Citigroup enjoys a very high probability of systemic support.
Hate Cramer…..and Obama for that mattter…butt…
I do believe record levels of $$$$$$ injected in ’09 will hold up infrastructure plays…depends on your time horizon i guess…
Mr Fly
Aside from your Turret RANTS about oil and everything else… Can you rationally tell me where you think the bottom of oil is? 25 a barrel? 15 a barrel?
Can I get some ‘ rational, intellectual comments” devoid of all the Turret ranting please? I am seriously needing to make some decisions about some oil trust stocks I have. Everyone I ask tells me to hold on to them …at this low point since …oil is SOOO low but I swear if oil goes a lot lower I will be screwed.
Thanks for reply.
Lady:
Fuck you.
Oil will settle down when our “friends” in the Middle East have the coffee can out, asking for pennies.
Killing terrorists, one barrel at a time, via starvation.
Guess it was too much to ask of you Mr. Fly ie…the Grinch to reply in some decent coherant fashion. You seem to have a VERY limited vocabulary….
T Boone Pickens says $30.00 bottom of the barrel.
$200.00 top of barrel.
at this low point since …oil is SOOO low but I swear if oil goes a lot lower I will be screwed
Imagine your worst case scenario and then cut that price by 25 percent.
Oil is going to at least $30, if not lower.
What did I expect from a man who ate his parents at an early age, and whose soul joy in life is to bring misery to everyone he touches.
Thanks for the comment JF I appreciate it
and Dogwood.
Face it, the nation is filled with prissy intellectual girly men who want to ‘code’ or ‘manage’ all day. Even if we print billions for infrastructure, it won’t fix the employment problem, because no one wants to play Bob the builder anymore.
Actually, I have an extremely extensive vocabulary, while you just jot down scatterbrained, incoherent poppycock, here on this Godly blog.
Go ask Tim Knight those stupid questions. I don’t have time to fuck around with your type.
What did I expect from a man who ate his parents at an early age
This is one for the reasons we love him so. We all suppress the cannibalistic instinct but Fly hangs it out there and doesn’t care what others think.
That WTF attitude is rather refreshing, at least I think so.
Lady: You asked for that with your question.
“… and whose [b]soul[/b][sic] joy in life is to bring misery to everyone he touches.”
You make him sound very “Dr. House”-like. Which he will most likely take as a compliment. Your rant is futile.
Exactly Dogwood, very refreshing.
One question… did that meal come with fava beans and garlic on the side, Fly?
Hey, I’m rich!
And, I am out of here.
Later.
Can someone please beat Ottnott, he keeps battling me in my tab. He hit Bush with 12 shoes. Beat that!
http://www.sockandawe.com/
Lady,
This ain’t Oprah’s message board….
Fly,
Yes, you’re right, as always, about Cramer, CNBC, and so on. One question, yesterday you said you sold ABX, which I did following you’re move, taking profit. Today you say you’rde long ABX. Did I miss something?
Thanks for all you do, and oh yeah, Lady sucks in bed (not literally sadly)
11 shoes!! K, I quit. Bush is too fast.
Fly that was a homo comment much akin to DEVILDOG. But who gives a fuck, they are building sidewalks paved of gold down at the CBOT for old men bond traders to walk on these days while machine gunning the old CME Merc building (true story).
he only sold 1/2 on abx.
Uh, I wouldn’t listen to T. Boone on oil prices since he just lost a couple billion.
Well you guys might goo goo and ga ga over Fly’s behavior but I dont. You might all think his constant vulgarity and his all out rants about how much he hates everyone and everything is ‘ cute and refreshing’
I consider it adolescent and a man with no discipline or self-control.
And if all my posts are so poppycock why did you put one of them in the “Epic Quotes” section of your blog and tell me it was a nice comment?
Or do you now plan to delete that and tell everyone that did not happen? You ONLY WISH I wrote poppycock crap like some of these other guys do. Many of these guys write pure garbage and ask a lot of stupid questions. There are some that write valuable information as well.
I will put my mind and ability to discuss issues up against anyone any day.
Soul Joy…wasn’t that a motown band from the early 70s?
Lady, go watch Cramer. Zombie is trying to cross your moat.
sucker. 11 is child’s play.
GREAT link Gio
Who the fuck said this was a democracy?
Who knows why The Lady irks The Fly?
Who cares!
woohoo!
Lady – piece of advice — oil is going lower. The trend is down. Who says when it stops or why. Oil is a proxy to growth. There will absolutely be growth in oil. but when?
If you think it is plausible that in 20 yrs well need it, buy it.
If you are trying to “time the bottom” give it up.
I suggest you think for yourself rather than ask for specific investment advice.
if the fly didn’t tell people to regularly fuck themselves, i would never have read the old fly on wall st blog more than once.
Every day I come here and every day I read the word “egregious”. I finally looked it up.
Well you guys might goo goo and ga ga over Fly’s behavior but I dont.
Look, it is his blog and he can behave anyway he wants. If his behavior bothers you, then don’t stop by and read it.
Granted, his rants and sarcasm don’t appeal to everyone, and that’s okay, but expecting Fly to change his style on his blog, well, that’s not going to happen.
Embrace your inner Fly and everything will be okay.
If I didn’t find his rants refreshing compared to the stale diet of what passes for news on most blogs and news media sites/channels, I wouldn’t read here.
For those of us who were born with a dark (very dark) sense of humor, Fly is a kindred anti-social trader.
Lady: This is his shtick and it is entertaining and educating at times, get over it.
Demand is being destroyed in ridiculous amounts, quicker than the countries can cut production. It doesn’t matter what OPEC says either, countries like Russia who depend on the cash flows and revenues from oil will sell to all they can, making OPEC futile.
OPEC hasn’t worked for a long time. Cartels don’t work (Game theory).
With the once insatiable giant China slowing down, as well as the rest of the world, oil is getting killed.
I can see it be under $30 soon and perhaps even $20 depending on how bad it gets.
Just realized that Lady’s attempts to change Fly’s behavior can mean only one thing, Lady is Mrs. Fly.
This is not going to be pretty.
T Boone Pickens can kiss my ass, with his peak oil bullshit.
Danny,
I always thought that, in fact, one of the purposes of this blog was to learn (i.e., seeking investment advice) from those in the greater community. When you first came aboard I berlieve that you believed that too. I can also recall when your feelings were quite hurt by the one formerly known as Doo Catty. Your response to Lady G. was most juvenile and unseemly. Poor form Danny-san. I expected better from you.
Lady,
I have no expertise in oil whatsoever. However, the most current concensus I’ve inferred from the talking heads is that oil will stabalize in the $70 range, eventually. So at he current price, unless you believe that oil will go to 0, then you hve more long term upside than downside…eventually. All fwiw.
Oil over shot it to the upside, and it has likely over done it to the downside.
Long DXO, with a small position, and loose stop.
it’s called sarcasm, and it keeps me laughing through this shit-show. Plus there’s a tad bit of info to be learned from such rantings:
1. I will be in a soup/breadline soon
2. All men will one day be plumbers
3. 3X ETFs are like crack cocaine, lots of fun, but you often end up with a howitzer in your face.
4. Those dickheads on CNBC-save for a few, are a waste my time and energy. Someone should give Larry Kudlow a “Dirty Sanchez” and sending him packing.
“Aside from your Turret RANTS about oil and everything else… Can you rationally tell me where you think the bottom of oil is? 25 a barrel? 15 a barrel?”
Lady.. I’d punch your mustache off if you said that shit to me
I’ll buy Gas for $1.10 this weekend…maybe 99 cents next week. Do I think it will stay there…NO. If it does stay there well then we all be in the soup. Turd shit fucksuck dicknut!
11?? 12?? No way man, screenshot or it didn’t happen. That shoe doesn’t have a big enough heel on it. I want a steel toe workman’s boot from somebody in an unemployment line
this is a no-brainer. XOM is going back to 65. nobody escapes the retest.
Which online brokers do you guys recommend? I’m looking for a new one. I want:
1) financial stability (NO Etrade crap)
2) good executions
3) ok commissions
Thanks.
Wood,
I’m with you… picking up DXO on every dip in oil.
AMTD has been ok, but not perfect.
For THe record
When I said the market would be down 200-300 today, we were down 110.
Fuck off
lord please forgive me for the ass whoopn i handed out today with my SKF position and thank you for allowing me to bank some coin …
please forgive me again tomorrow when i continue with the ass whoopns
13 on the shoe thing
In WSJ today,there is a small piece on Buffett in regard to Constellation. It ends with ‘The Oracle of Omaha wins even when he appears to be losing’. WSJ writers probably read this blog.
New Richie toon:
Tim vs. Fly
http://little2rich4u.blogspot.com/2008/12/new-rich-exclusive-tim-vs-fly-cartoon.html
Dear Mr. Fly,
Please be advised that under our administration, the word “egregious” will only be allowed for use by Highly-Paid Obama Employees who have been cleared for Vocabulary-5 level clearance. Our Official Records from the Office of President Gore indicate that you were not given Vocab-5 level clearance, and the Office of The Secretary-Erect of Language Usage, Ms. Maya Angeloooo, will send Language Usage Auditors to examine your blog for further violations. If this information is incorrect, or if you donated more than $.50 to the campaign, please disregard this notice.
Yours Truly,
Joe. A. Biden
V.P.-E.
Wood,
I’m in if it does to a buck-n-a-half
L2R4U go somewhere else. Stop using Fly’s website to get traffic. Loser.
Ummmmmm, when did the USA institute the “Office of the President Elect”? I’ve been on the planet awhile and do not recall that happening.
4 on shoes, Bush is quick..
Put that fucker Putin up there and He’ll get whacked I tells ya.
L2R4U – I hope your blog is a joke, riffing on how much you want to be the Fly. If it’s not, you’re really sad and stuck-up, all at the same time.
Anyway, you can rhyme, I’ll give you that but don’t most rappers try to learn something about life before they rap? Who knows if anything you say is true anyway.
I’ll just stick with the Fly and DT.
L2R4U = Malibu’s Most Wanted = Vanilla Ice
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328099/
Why do rich white boys think they can rap?
Nice jew comment asshole. I’d like to punch your face in.
see why Fake Steve Danny exists?
It’s because of people like L2rfu and brian.
Clearly, traffic is a double-edged sword.
FLR gets downgraded to SELL tonight at Citigroup..
Exactly, Danny *snap!*
I actually think the Fly is very tolerant, hell, there is no way I could put up with some of the stuff or people he has to deal with on a daily basis. Meaning, Fly and the tabbed bloggers, of course.
New lows on 1/12/09.
Lady G. has been prattling on about her oil trust for an interminable period. Should I sell my index fund now that it has lost 41% over the last two years? No dumb f@ck, you should have sold / hedged two years ago. Fly has no patience with farking imbeciles.
I don’t think lady is even a lady. Send pics for proof.
and they better be naked pics.
POT warned. Apparently, Danny smoked their “inventory.” 🙂
The depression is on, muthakuckas!
Look at this chart:
http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/crude-oil-futures.png
Fuck Yes!
Don:
So you think oil is sneaking to zero?
and they better be naked pics.
Be careful what you wish for.
There are naked pics, and then there’s Sophie Marceau:
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd81/jasonbellevue/Sophie_Marceau.jpg
I think she’s cold.
Off topic:
I finally figured out what’s been bothering me about Bernie Madoff (besides the whole scam thing). He looks like the Keebler elf!
Temp gauges do indicate a chill in the water.
Look at these series of articles at Thestreet.com – every next one negates prev one and they are just couple of days apart.
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S&P’s Double Top Spells Trouble
at RealMoney by TheStreet.com(Thu 4:08pm)
Technical Setup Looks Positive
at RealMoney by TheStreet.com(Mon, Dec 15)
Too Early for Santa, Too Late to Buy
at RealMoney by TheStreet.com(Wed, Dec 10)
Big Insider Buying Doesn’t Guarantee a Bottom
at RealMoney by TheStreet.com(Tue, Dec 9)
Gimmee a pen – I am writing it down – new lows 1-12-09.
14 shoes to shrub’s grill. No bullshit.
This is just for you eyes Chart Addict. My pics for you.
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/ugly-people-323.htm
One day my grand children will ask me.. Gradnpa, What’s a 401K??
My answer will be: A fucking fairy tale, just like Santa, the tooth fairy, and freedom. Now get the fuck out of my face and see if you can trade this goat for some tobacco.
Hey somebody has to be a spark of Light on this dark blog.
Mr Fly of course can do whatever he pleases– and he pleases to bash everyone and everything and say awful things to people all the time. So why should he mind in the least when someone says ‘something’ about his posts? I am sure he doesnt mind at all and I am sure I dont bother him at all with my ‘ observations’
Does Mr Fly have writing skills and wit? Yes I sometimes find his rants and mania…amusing. I make observations on posts I think…he is getting ‘ lazy’ with. Its one thing to write a good post its another thing to just use F–K all the time ‘ for shock value’ or to replace ….REAL WRITING.
Occasional expletives to accentuate a point is fine, using them constantly every other word for no reason but LAZINESS or just trying to be a ‘ Tim Sykes” bad boy is really…boring boring boring.
Thats my point ….being mean old nasty vulgar trash mouth all the time…gets old and boring. At least for those of us who have a mind…bigger than a rat’s brain. Some of his rants are quite funny, others …..
I am also here for ‘advise and expertise’, I read the other bloggers on this website as well. I can certainly ask whatever questions I want. I am following Mr. Fly’s stock picks and how well he figures out the market. Some days he is spot on …other days…not so much.
Last…my picture is all over the internet. I use to have my own website, as I have a book out. I use to have 38,000 sites that made reference to my website or book. I took it off the internet after years becus of too many stalkers and crazy stupid people spamming me all day. I even had the FBI involved in a stalker situation. I have no intention of providing proof of who I am to the auto shop- motorcycle- bar brawling crowd.
I also own my own business and have a few men working for me…my business is a man’s world business- there are very few women. I make a healthy 6 figure income and day trading is not my source of support…but a way for me to build some savings. Good Evening.
with options experation comming ..if i look at the “puts” & “calls” volume & interest plus strikes would that give me an idea of which way a stock has a potential to go ?? especially if 1 outnumbers the other…
like more puts than calls and the puts are at a higher strike
Lady,
Do you realize how fly talks is EXACTLY how guys talk to each other all the time when women are not around? Why would he change his writing style just to please you? You sound like one of the girls that want to hang with boys but then get all pissy when the boys get too rowdy. No one here cares about your book, stalker, or your business. Most people are successful here so what make you special? So chill out with the criticism. Here is some advice for you, sell the fucking stocks if they are keeping you up at night . If there are too many poopy words for you here, well there is always the 3rd tier……
lady G
Are you hot? Because if you are you can be as rude as you like and say the dumbest things would like here and you’ll never get a peep from me ; only encouragement.
But honestly, you are getting a little emotional about a tizz with Fly. Everyone has a run in with fly on his blog. In fact he’s a walking frontal collision machine when it comes to run ins.
I like what you write and would like to see you keep it up as if only to see the site develop its more feminine qualities. Donny does provide a nice feminine touch, but it isn’t enough as it’s slightly in the gay camp.
But don’t take anything to heart, lady G and don’t get upset. Have you a link o your pics by the way?
lady G
I worked in a trading room with about 2,000 people per floor. Let me tell you that Fly is actually very prim and proper compared to the sweat bags and the oaths I used to work with.
Any significance to the time this (fly’s) post posted?
Oil stocks are FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED!!!!!!!!!
Fuck
Mr. EB, I’m probably going to get an earful for this, but I’ve been quite happy with Fidelity. I sleep well.
Is this you LG?
http://nygasp.org/images/the_company/jenny-millsap.png
If it is you can say anything about the Fly and I agree wholeheartedly. He is uncouth, very rude and we shouldn’t tolerate that sort of behavior for one minute longer.
Fly:
If this pic is LG , please apologize immediately.————
OOPs Oafs Not oaths.!!
Lady Guenevere, you are a first class attention whore, and I suspect a princess. You’ve probably lost your looks, and you think you can just huff your ass onto the internet and talk to guys the way you did in high school.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Either get with the vibe here, or get the fuck out.
If you’re cool, we’ll help you to ‘invest’ that divorce money
On a serious note…
What do you think people are going to do when they realize that in 2 weeks, Paulson is gone? Timothy Geithner better be convincing.
Will You Follow Me – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3XHtmQSg9c
Lady Guenevere-
The ONLY reason why I (and many others) come here, is the “writing skills and wit” from Mister Fly. There are a million BORING blogs on the internet(s), that speak civil, without four letter words like, Fuck, Shit, Cunt and Cock. But I (and many others) chose to come here, mainly because we’re immature and like that way!
Now Donny has a special holiday message for you.
Fuck Off!
p.s. You’re welcome to go discuss monetary policy with “J” at the Big Picture. They only occasionally use 4-letter words.
I have no problem with men, I have NOT lost my looks. I play tennis three times a week at my club and twice a week I work out with a personal trainer. I am slim-athletic type. I am attractive…have more men asking me out…than I can deal with…hence the internet stalkers just writing love letters becus of my pic.
As far as ‘getting with the vibe” well…I dont have to be a clone of all you guys now do I? I am who I am…take it or leave it.
Leave Lady G alone. I think if she was a guy, she would be cussing people out by now, but based on her calm and rational comments, I’d have to say that she is indeed a woman.
Then again, I may be wrong. Benefit of the doubt?
this LG thing is getting so goddamn boring. We have option expiration coming up tomorrow and all we’re doing is reading some cougar’s personal ad about how all she wants is to talk long walks on the beach with civilized traders that will coo sweet nothings about rising oil prices with nary a peep about goddamn fuck hell horseshit asswipe piss bitch cunt gash and scurrilous vaginacide.
Fuck.