Thursday, March 18th, 2010

Here We Go Again

Wednesday, December 3, 2008 at 2:49 pm

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So much for my early afternoon triumph.

Men running around in green leotards, like Bill Miller, are calling for a bottom. On top of that, it is well known the recession is played out. We need a nice rally, in order to placate the masses, who loathe opening their 401k statements.

In what seems like a complete reversal of the trend from 1 hour ago, banks look robust, led by gains in C and BAC. Catching bottoms or tops is never seemless and always done with error.

Considering this melt up, I am refraining from adding to any more shorts.

Fuckers.

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110 Responses to “Here We Go Again”
  1. first says:

    first.

  2. charlie says:

    Just threw a fucking truckload behind TNA, to complement my glowing F gains.

  3. Jabroni says:

    short everything!

  4. bravo says:

    Hilarious…Cramer saying to do the opposite of what Bill Miller says…you can’t make this stuff up!

  5. Small Fry says:

    This is all GS’s fault. When the market was at the day’s lows, this stock held at +2 and then kept climbing.

    If those wonderboys at GS can somehow lose less than $2 billion then the market will skyrocket and GS will shoot to 100.

  6. Fly Jr says:

    Sr, you need to ditch the PFE and hitch the ERX.

    PFE will fall .30 tomorrow. My great grandmother told me so.

  7. Eye No Stuff says:

    So what does happen when a Fly pisses upwind?

  8. Woodshedder says:

    Cubs, I know your “new” alias now.

    Don’t hate the Bamboo. It is “good as wood.”

  9. All IN says:

    i JUST WENT all in 40-1 lEVERAGE ON bILL mILLER.

    tHAT fUCKER BETTER BE rIGHT.

  10. jatput says:

    fuck GS, new lows coming and not a damn thing they can do about it

  11. Karl Marx says:

    Like Tony Montana would say, “Thees markut - shee’s so polloooted, eh? So fargin’ polloooted.”

  12. Epic battle today. We need to stay above this 8500 level on the eminis to get some good afternoon buying.

    I drew a line on the graph, so I know.

    -DT

  13. Jim Cramer says:

    Booyah! As I tell all my listeners stick with Kramer, and you will make it rich. Fuck my friends, money is my #1 friend.

    Bill Miller is panty waste, and you shall lose your ass thanks to him. The Generational Bottom has been delayed indefinitely.

    Top Pick: Short DFS with undue prejudice.

  14. Small Fry says:

    I agree… GS is way overpriced and has a long way to fall. Still, they are the one stock to watch on today’s tape. They literally are the stock that picked this market up from the lows today. And even as we give up the gains and dip red now it is strong and still trying to pull us higher. Fuck those aholes.

  15. chivasontherocks says:

    DT,

    LOL. with a ruler or by hand?

  16. Karl Marx says:

    I HATE GS.

    Bring me my Black Swan GOLD!!

    And the head of Alfredo Garcia!!

  17. j says:

    FLY

    You realize the banks are now issuing 5 year paper with FDIC protection. that shit started down here too, today. C did that shit today in the US with FDIC backing. They’re arbing sovereign risk rating against assets that are priced in most cases below the 30’s depression.

    Not you… But anyone who shorts the bank indexes from now on need their fucking head cracked in a vice and pack raped by gays.

    Banks can buy paper/ build assets on their books that won’t have to be marked to market as long as duration risk is covered.Meanwhile they can basically fund at sovereign! I truly hope people understand the implications of this.

    This is the most fucked up arb I have ever seen in terms of what the tax eaters have created.

    There are banks that will go broke of course, but bank balance sheets have now been charged up to make an egregious amount of spread.

  18. Small Fry says:

    Fuck me, we are up 75 points now - two minutes after I typed that, and GS is pushing daily highs. If GS breaks 70 we will close up 300 before the bell.

  19. The Fly says:

    CNBC loves Bill Miller. How gay.

  20. chivas,

    Ruler… it’s more scientific that way.

    -DT

  21. Tony Montana's Market Boner says:

    Say hallo to my leetah friend.

  22. chivasontherocks says:

    LMFAO

  23. Small Fry says:

    Dennis Kneale just called a bottom!

    …on his cel phone. He’ll arrive at 8pm with wine.

  24. chivasontherocks says:

    j,

    you are so right.

  25. charlie says:

    It’s too late in the day to fall deep into the red. However, it is entirely plausible that we close high up in the green.

  26. The Fly says:

    Stocks are for asshats.

  27. Small Fry says:

    Too late in the day to fall deep in the red? Where have you been the last 20 minutes of trading for the last month?

  28. Thunderpup says:

    All signs point to a big move, but perhaps not until tomorrow. What’s the big news we’re waiting for?

  29. BOOMER says:

    This is just craziness. I need a rum and coke.

  30. charlie says:

    Apparently, the Market ain’t got time to bleed today

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXr-N5tJY8I&feature=related

  31. The Fly says:

    What’s with this bullshit GS-MS gay love affair rumors?

    So what, they had dinner together. I cannot believe they are using that as “news.”

  32. Gay old dude in commercial says:

    Halo Tonnny. I see you have a little friend. It looks awfully small considering all of your big ideas about investing.

    Oh well, I guess she was right about you afterall.

    (cue the midgets)

  33. Anton Cigur says:

    “I need a rum and coke.”

    Boomer, are you logging in from the prom or something?

    But I appreciate the sentiment.

  34. charlie says:

    Yup, we’re closing green.

  35. Tony says:

    These shakeouts are wild! Or are they shakeouts? Maybe it’s a warning to get the fuck out before everything collapses overnight

  36. Jabroni says:

    you guys don’t see the obvious short?

    oh well, you better hope your rally starts soon.

    short spys here with a stop at 87.

  37. Karl Marx says:

    Auto makers dead.

    Employment dead.

    Panda - dead.

    US equities- denial.

  38. Dogwood says:

    DT,

    Getting that crayon off the monitor is a real bitch, be careful.

  39. j says:

    Anton

    Stop the drinking during working hours. It’s bad form for the interns.

  40. Anton Cigur says:

    j,

    It’s pharmaceuticals till cocktail hour, lest I set a bad example.

  41. jatput says:

    my tell is EEV, and it has refused to sell off

    we go lower into deep red

  42. Fly's Broker says:

    Life is good…Business is GREAT !

    Churn Baby Churn !!!

    .

  43. Tony Montana's Market Boner says:

    Hay, gay old dude, why don’t you try stickin’ jou head up jour ass — see if it fits

  44. charlie says:

    Fry, you need to understand that I watch the market like a hawk. My ADHD diagnosis is off the shrink’s charts, and mother market is one of the few things that can keep my immeasurable neural activity occupied.

    If we were going to close chest deep in the red today, we’d already be red. However, we’re hovering in the green, and we’ll either mutter around up to DJIA 100, or start quickly accelerating to a strong green close.

    Also, Rum and cokes done right, are godly. I prefer Sailor Jerry’s over Morgan’s brackish piss in a bottle.

  45. BOOMER says:

    Anton - I didn’t want you to think I was a drunk.

    What I meant to say was “man, I need a rubbing alcohol enema”

    Ok, that was gay. No offense DT.

  46. Jabroni says:

    your tell is eev?

    great indicator.

    you pnl is going deep into red

  47. Mr Market says:

    And now for some real fuckery…

  48. j says:

    Ants

    hhahhahhaa. that’s funny

    Hey we must be friends now?

    You didn’t say anything this time about how happy you are the US lost a fantastic potential legal alien like me.

  49. Keyser Soze says:

    We’ve gone from from up 10 handles to flat 3x in 30 minutes. Craziness cubed.

  50. Anton Cigur says:

    Boom,

    I’m sending a note to your office “secret Santa” as we speak, tho Mr. Market may deliver much sooner.

  51. Mr Market says:

    Fuck Face…if u say egregious one more time, I will, god willing, shoot u in ur fuckin ugly face right in ur ghetto ass block in Mnahattan..dickface…u stupid noob..known as FLY

  52. Tony Montana's Market Boner says:

    Ohhhh, look at that fuckin triangle - very pwettty

  53. Itchy & Scratchy says:

    Looks like Romania is, in fact, the last bull market.

    Odd no? This headline just hit the wires…

    Romania’s economy grows by 9.1% in third quarter

    By Polya Lesova
    Last update: 3:11 p.m. EST Dec. 3, 2008
    NEW YORK (MarketWatch) — Romania’s economy grew by 9.1% year-on-year in the third quarter of 2008, the country’s National Institute of Statistics reported Wednesday. For the first nine months of the year, real gross domestic product expanded by 8.9%. “This performance definitely looks good considering the global crisis, but Romania had a horrible third quarter last year and also bad nine-month results in 2007, especially due to the drought that destroyed most crops,” said Adrian Ciocoi, Bucharest-based head of research for Riedel Research Group. Agriculture is one of the main components of Romanian GDP, and in 2008 the sector did very well, Ciocoi said. If agriculture is taken out of the GDP figure, then economic growth was 5.5% in the third quarter, he said. “Overall, we expect to see a GDP growth of 8.25% to 8.7% in 2008, but next year the GDP growth is expected to be 2% to 3% lower,” Ciocoi said. Still, Romania, which joined the European Union in January 2007, will continue to benefit from EU funds allocated for agriculture, infrastructure and public utilities.

  54. optimatis says:

    we are stuck in a triangle .. get ready for a big move .. when we leave it

  55. Fly Jr says:

    Fly Sr told me to go all in all PFE.

    I can’t to collect my next divvy!!!!!!

  56. rockaintdeadyet says:

    All we’ve learned in this last hour is that Charlie likes Sailor Jerry more than he likes Captain Morgan. Unless you want to be trapped inside a similarly neurotic gay pirate fantasy, I suggest saving your “decision-making” brain cells for a different, more revealing half-hour of trade.

  57. Jabroni says:

    here’s why i think now is a good time to short

    for spys

    87 is intraday resistance
    87 is daily 20-SMA resistance
    87 is daily trendline resistance

    we’re less than a point away from it…two point profit potential intraday let alone the potential if it cracks 84

  58. Anton Cigur says:

    j,

    A series of recent events have me determined to be the bigger man.

    But if you go about attacking Boca or the other one or two women here, or wishing pancreatic cancer on people, then you will enjoy my full attention.

    Blessed be the cheesemakers.

  59. wildraptor says:

    Hate to break the news to all you short fuckers but 750 on the S&P was the bottom. It’s pretty clear the market is putting in a good ol’ fashioned head-n-shoulders pattern.

    Today I’m riding the rocket on C.

  60. Malaka says:

    This fucking market is an optical illusion. There is no way we can stay green. Unemployment is through the roof, banks are fucked.and will stay fucked. China ha who are they kidding. I dont need to use extravagant words to paint a picture, we all know whats up.

    I would really love to know everyones honest opinion on SKF and FXP. Please elaborate

  61. Small Fry says:

    Don’t take your eye off GS. Fucker is up to 69.30, I cannot believe it. It wants to tip over 70 today as reward for pulling along everyone else for the ride.

  62. Small Fry says:

    PS I am short GS with mad puts at 60 and 55

  63. Mr. Market's boner says:

    Fly and the Family Stone

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3QEyMeEfqM

  64. Malaka says:

    2 billion lose nothing like dumping money in that stock

  65. j says:

    Fuck Face…if u say egregious one more time, I will, god willing, shoot u in ur fuckin ugly face right in ur ghetto ass block in Mnahattan..dickface…u stupid noob..known as FLY

    That’s a fine comment…. but don’t ask any questions about PPT. :-)

  66. ALLPROz says:

    Up is the new down….

  67. Employee8 says:

    New daily high for AAPL … as soon as we see 865 SPX I will loan the boat with TNA ….

    This market will explode on Big Three Bailout by Monday …

    Buy the rumor, sell the news …

  68. charlie says:

    rock, you left out the “However, we’re hovering in the green, and we’ll either mutter around up to DJIA 100, or start quickly accelerating to a strong green close.”

    How’s that prediction coming along, douche?

  69. Small Fry says:

    GS to 69.50. I said it it makes 70 we are up 200 today. Short this pig.

  70. ALLPROz says:

    Malaka….all your points are valid and factual….nothing that is new though…priced in eh?

  71. Bill Miller says:

    Where is Devildog with his DEEP RED close today and the NEW LOWS?

  72. Small Fry says:

    DevilDog always says the new lows are NEXT week (always).

  73. Eye No Stuff says:

    They’re going to march this fucker up to 10 K before YE.

  74. charlie says:

    Malaka, SKF is worth playing this month, however FXP is a waste of time and money.

  75. charlie says:

    Jake, have you got an email where I can reach you?

  76. j says:

    Ants

    I didn’t know Boca was a gal. She attacked me first in a catty sorta way and I always, always react badly to that sort of treatment.

    Some idiot, I forget who, wished I would lose lots of money which when said to a trader is in fact a far, far worse comment than wishing pancreatic cancer on that prick.

    (that’s twice that pancreatic cancer has come up in discussions today. odd no?

    I hate coincidences like that, so I may and get myself checked out later by my quack as you never know)
    ————–
    Small fry,

    be careful shorting what is now a commercial bank that has government protection when borrowing money

  77. DEVILDOG says:

    New lows next week.

  78. Small Fry says:

    Dude, fourth week in a row you have said next week. Just because you will eventually be right doesn’t make you look any smarter all the times you were blatantly wrong.

  79. DEVILDOG says:

    I said the week of the 8th last week not this week.

  80. 4fl3x says:

    We can’t go down without first going up, bears should be happy.

  81. Jimmy Chin says:

    DEVILDOG…you said DEEP IN RED today…fucking liar.

  82. charlie says:

    That’s stupid Dog, Uncle Sam is going to print up 25 billion for the autos and create what will be the most likely last strong rally of December. I’d wait till after that.

  83. Jimmy Cramer says:

    The market’s not going to do what Bill Miller says or what I say, its going to do what I think Bill Miller thinks its not going to do, Boo Yah Ski Daddy!

  84. Shorty says:

    Shorts are fucked tomorrow. ECB and BOE will kill all shorts in a 500+ gain day.

    How do I know this? I stole Fly’s Crystal Ball.

  85. Malaka says:

    DevilDog I like your thinking a fucking realist…I will continue to buy until the fucking cows come home. I an unemotional one track minded greeceball.

  86. DEVILdog's Crystal ball repairman says:

    Your ball will be in the shop till ‘09

  87. Jabroni says:

    well, that sucked.

  88. charlie says:

    Malaka DON’T listen to the Dog He’s wrong more often than he is right. He’s like a broken clock you know, but with a funny picture or something on it - basically we keep him around for entertainment and aesthetic purposes.

  89. ALLPROz says:

    Now if the VIX can breach 50 all is swell…

  90. Jakegint says:

    Charlie, e-mail Woody, Danny or Fly, they’ll send it to you.

    _____

  91. Thunderpup says:

    Since the US markets are so indecisive, the big move direction decision goes to our new asian overlords. I’m guessing Fukio “housewife” Fukura puts the carry trade back on, Li “Chi Commie” KleptoBureaucrat gets the go-ahead to intervene in the markets and asia takes off. Then Nigel “Eurodickhead” Hedge Fund Manager sees we are breaking out and buys. Guessing we gap up.

  92. Jakegint says:

    Guess what broke down again at the end of the day?

    Yup.

    UUP.

    ___________

  93. Malaka says:

    Thank you charlie I’ll keep that in mind… Today well it tickled my grundle and shows that I really should become a full time trader. Any thoughts hah

  94. Contrary Indicator says:

    Devildog, you are the DUMBEST (and most WRONG) piece of shit on this BB.

    And the new “Tabbed Blogger” - Chart Addict - seems to be in hiding with his “175% short” position 600 points lower than where we are.

  95. DEVILDOG says:

    BIG PLUNGE tomorrow. Write it DOWN.

  96. RC says:

    Jake,

    Good. I just took a sizable position in ERX overnight.

  97. anjing bau says:

    large caps are gettin the love…..GE AMZN XOM are a couple that are showing signs of strength.

  98. Fly Jr says:

    ERX prints money again. OIL going much higer.

    The short trade is so tired - at least thru year end.

  99. j says:

    Dog

    Buy the banks to protect yourself in case you’re wrong as they’re going much higher.

  100. Fly Jr says:

    Shirley from What’s Happenin’ is on CNBC now

  101. Scully says:

    Maria is ‘interviewing’ Lamont Sanford in drag…bullish.

  102. Fly Jr says:

    Charlie Gasparino was a golden gloves prospect? LMAO

    perhaps at the corner pub.

  103. Jakegint says:

    RC — I like that call… in fact, I was wondering why you got out of it earlier today.

    _______

  104. DEVILDOG says:

    VIX going to 118.

  105. alphadawgg says:

    This is now the third time this month that the VIX is flirting with its 50 DMA. Just saying……..

  106. DEVILDOG says:

    Like I said new LOWS this month. I don’t care which day it is. BTW, NO bailout for the little 3. No xmas rally for the sheeples. SPY 6 handle this month. Holding all SHORTS from 9/19.

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