The SHAM-WOW Squeeze
Tuesday, December 2, 2008 at 1:10 pm
You shorts thought your regular paper towels were super absorbent. Guess what, the bulls rags are made by the Germans. You know they make great stuff.
The SHAM-WOW rally rag is sucking up all of your money.
Look bears, see all that money, cola, coffee and coin? The SHAM-WOW rally rag sucks it right up.
Quit wasting money on paper towels. My guess, you are spending at least 20 bucks per month on those old things. Get with the Germans: SHAM-WOW.
Into this rally, I want to absorb all of the money, cola, coffee and coin from the bears in KBR, GE, M and BAC.
Only $19.99
Finish red today. All your sham wow sucks up is bullshit.
LOL youve been on this shamwow craze all day.
2 Payments of 9.99 for those that can’t afford the $20. That is one share of GE when it reaches Fly’s target next week.
You’ll be saying “WOW” every time.
Holy Shit! Devil Puppy!
Going 300% long right now.
The Fly is God.
Best commercial on TV.
Hoping Vince’s rally helps me hit low ball bids on FXP & SRS.
Christopher Walken says:
Sham-wow-wee-wow-wow-WOW!
Nice combo of Walken-Vince, both equal in stature.
Poor DD doesn’t understand that we have reached a generational bottom. LOL!!
Honestly though, we have bottomed thanks to a Fed unwilling to allow us to go lower. That is why I am buying and holding GG plus holding on to things like GE. Your Fed has chosen to print money rather than allowing the poorly managed institutions to go bankrupt. So they want inflation instead of deflation. When they see what inflation really means, they will want deflation again. We have several months before that happens, so buy everything while its headed up.
Walken to play Vince in “Sham-WOW, The Motion Picture.”
Write it down.
LOL The Sham-WOW Rally.
Classic, Anton. I used to have a serious crush on Christopher Walken.
Anton, what are your bids on SRS and FXP?
Right, Vince meets water park, trying to suck up all the water with his rags.
Boca,
You’ve always fallen for men with fashion-forward hairstyles.
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Bought a little SRS @ $135.65.
Fly, if u gonna 2 buy GE buy Moose-a-leeni railroads 2.
lol
Cut it in half and you can use it for a short squeeze, a sustainable rally and then a new bull market!
You know the Germans, those Nazi bastards, always make good stuff.
We can cut the SHAM WOW into 10 pieces and wrap them up as 10 individual Christmas presents.
The kids will love it.
SHAM WOW.
DEVILEGG - I’ve had just about enough of your smug bullshit. I’m making a voodoo doll of your ugly ass, and going to jam a bucket load of pins up it’s ass.
Maybe they’re using SHAM-WOWs in Lake Michigan to get those car fuckers out of there. They would only need like 8, pre-wrung.
Bernanke and Paulson really need to use a few sham-wows to clean up this credit crisis.
We can use it in Iraq too.
New Guy,
Bid on FXP is 51.50, for no coherent reason.
The best advice I can give you is to NOT follow my moves.
I am the difinitive contrary indicator, the way Little Big Man was to Custer in that movie.
The tabbed bloggers, however, led by our “Host With The Compound Eye,” will rock your trading account.
New LOWS this month.
ALERT Energy Crisis Solved:
Lay SHAM-WOWs over Alaska oil sands. Get trashmen with alligator hands to wring them out. Practically pays for itself! WOW!
DevilDog,
Long time no see. Please give us your “short list.”
Is anybody else looking at this bounce as an opportunity to get short?
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Also have a bid on a little GE @ 16.85. If I can pay less than Senor Trop and put in a tight stop, I usually do okay.
Sir Fly,
Did I miss a post where you explained what the fuck SHAM-WOW is? From this entry it sounds like some sort of infomercial product that comes on cable at 3am but I’m clueless…..please advise.
TX
SELL YOUR LONGS BEFORE THE PLUNGE!
This market has a little MAGIC JACK to it, no?
Can someone stuff a Sham-Wow in DEVILDOG’S mouth? Probably gonna need a couple of em to fill that gaping hole.
Jimmy
Going long today was the obvious move, a little too obvious, we close red.
No worries, I am armed with a few sham-wows to absorb the plunge.
One tiny corner of a Sham-WOW is enough to absorb the spit-up of 500 annoying E-Trade babies.
those magic jack commercials need to die
Old Guy from The Magic Jack spots, laying out Benjamins from his pimp roll:
“With a Magic Jack connection to iBC, you could be making
one hundred,
two hundred,
three hundred dollars.
Sound good?
How about four hundred,
five hundred,
six hundred thousand dollars?”
Vince:
“Get off my corner, fucker, or there won’t be enough Sham-WOW to mop up the mess I’ll make of you.”
–Scene–
Google ShamWow! ya lazy bastard!
Donny buys DUG @ 35
Anton, my SHORT list is any stock listed on any index.
eye know shit, you’re an idiot.
shorty, fuck off.
that bitch dog lives in okc and she is a mutt….Her hole 4 that matter between her legs would need like 11 sham wows thanks to all those Navy men she hangs with
that bitch dog lives in okc and she is a mutt….Her hole 4 that matter between her legs would need like 11 sham wows thanks to all those Navy men she hangs with
chin, suck my dick you stupid fuck.
Today’s tell is TLT.
If it goes lower, the market goes up.
DevilDog,
That’s a big list. I’ve bot and sold FXP, ALWAYS selling too soon. Also have avoided SRS until now, as I thought I’d missed the move. Made money on your utility ETF short, but it’s traded too thinly for me to load up. I get burned every time I fuck with the lightly traded stuff.
Good luck.
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Taking Fly’s (and every other experienced trader’s) advice and legging into SRS, but won’t chase it above 140.
Looks like FXP won’t be hitting my bid today, tho.
Watch out, shit is only gonna stop when everything heads to zero and world’s population goes down by half..
Read this:
http://www.moneyandmarkets.com/why-this-mouse-is-about-to-roar-28416
I gave my wife 2 sham wows, one for the house & one the garage. Instead of gratitude I am in the dog house
Boca - can please get the off camera freaky e-trade clown with the Shamu er Sham-WOW when you get the baby. The baby is freaking out Boo Boo, and the clown will make us close in the red.
Anybody read up the 2002 Bernanke speech on Deflation?
http://www.federalreserve.gov/boarddocs/speeches/2002/20021121/default.htm
It is quite interesting…pretty much EVERYTHING he mentioned as to prevent deflation or stopping it has been used: lowering fed funds near 0, buying asset classes and now possibly buying t-bills.
Bottom line…under the fiat system, there is no way to have a deflation (since they can print unlimited money), UNLESS there is a huge stress in the financial system…alas Japan.
Anybody talking about we should go back to the “Gold Standard” must be fully retarded.
Wow, this rally is succumbing to the evil forces of DevilDog.
Crude is down -$1.57
That’s your tell.
This market fucking rolls over unless Crude comes off these lows!
fly, why does your site attract 90% of the most ignorant bulltards that have absolutely zero understanding of economic fundamentals and no vision of the future. Is it that most of them are just 30 or less and have no experience in what real life is about?
Going DOWN dumbasses. Go do some reading, get an education or something to improve yourselves. You’re all very, very stupid idiots and you’re really going to get what you deserve in the coming years. Write it DOWN.
Those SHAM-WOW rags stand no chance next to my Pasta maker and Sausage machine. My machine is endorsed by Charlie G. of CNBC.
Remember- Just set it and forget it.
Someone needs to put this market in a few Debbie Meyer’s Green Bags.
Fuck this. I am selling GE here.
Holy Shit. GM sales down 41%?
Don’t get depressed. If you fuckers load up on my rags we can have the Sham-WOW!! economic recovery.
Sham-WOW!!
DD i hope you get what you deserve, a hard kick in the ass follwed by one in the head. gfy you stupid old texas cowpuncher.
Question: What color is the vomit if one throws up in one of Debbie Meyer’s Green Bags.
Thanks for the reminder, Ron.
This year, everybody on my Hana-Kwanzaa-Xmas list is getting a
Pocket Fisherman.
DD, i loaded up more on all of my iETFS at highs today..i agree with your new lows prediction…Fly your still the shit!
Devildog is the triple inverse of Jim Cramer.
The DUG Train is about to leave the fucking station:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmFM8MepDjE
BTW, Gold ain’t shit in a deflationary environment. The Gov’t can print, print, print … it can’t overtake that GIANT sucking sound.
GIANT Sucking Sound = deLeveraging
Here comes the hammer
Shove your ShamWow! through the shredder, then you can have convenient absorbent Shammy strips, good for flossing various cracks that might need drying and cleaning. ShamWow!
Hey Fly,
Why dont you give DevilDog a tab or something on IBC?
Like on CNBC, there are always 3 bulls against 1 one bear… In this case, DevilDog is the Gary Shilling in 06.
If you’re selling GE, then I am, too.
Hate to brag, but I made .08/share.
Thanks, Fly.
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Market Fool Says:
Devildog is the triple inverse of Jim Cramer.
HA!
Watch the oils they will lead this shitty market lower
Thank you Anton. You are one of my favorite customers.
You might also want to consider a Veg-O-Matic or my Solid Flavor Injector.
Ron,
Actually, I enjoy the cognitive dissonance your “Salad Shooter”
causes among my vegetarian and PETA friends.
Keep up the good work!
DD - It seems that many here have no sense of humour [sic] or grace when they are on the losing side of a trade. They get their chin’s kicked in and their anonomouses punched off. fuk em and the off camera e-trade clown too.
Anton - +10 Salad shooter. 50 Caliber? 9mm salad shooter for sale. Hardly used. shot 3 heads of Romaine.
Donny,
Has DUG already left the station? Feels like I’d be chasing it here.
Wish I’d legged into SRS with a little more leg.
{Sigh}
Vegetarians are weak. I once fed a roomful of PETA freaks vegetables from my Chop-O-Matic which I first greased with the fat left over form the ribs I cooked on my Showtime Rotisserie.
A little bounce off of 8150 on the dow and 820 on the S&P. Breaking those levels and its an ugly close
Yogi,
I was at a gun range a few months ago busting clays with a friend and a couple of guys had a Bushmaster shooting holes in heavy steel plate targets from about 80 yards. The sound, echoing within the dirt mounds surrounding the range, was like some Star Wars weapon.
Once we figured out they were about half way through a case of beer, we left.
I can’t imagine all the idiots..including the humble Fly..who felt that the market was rallying 4 real..not even on shit head mentioned, short covering..now u have it..
Anton - LOL That’s sic…
Salad Shooter causes rampant Cognitive Dissonance. Brilliant.
What happened to Calvino?