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Rejoice, The Great Whore is Ours

As you know, “The Fly” is establishing a base camp in the mountains, before snow fall. He will prepare his newly polished army of savage/bullish dip buyers to assault the idiotic bears, with great vigor.

We will rejoice in our enemies blood, while some of our “rougher type” eat the livers of those who bet against us.

First, I will set my armies of vengeance upon those who sell short The Mosaic Company [[MOS]] , National-Oilwell Varco, Inc. [[NOV]] and [[UYG]] . With some smaller forces, we will take back [[M]] and General Electric Company [[GE]] , while annihilating those who are fucking up the price action in The Procter & Gamble Company [[PG]] and Citigroup Inc. [[C]] . And, don’t forget to pillage the coffin stuffers who hide in treasuries, via getting long [[TBT]]

All in all, General Fly aka Senior Tropicana is punching out the adams apples of retarded assclowns and third rate money managers/bloggers.

Be well.

NOTE: Shocker. “The Fly” wins again.

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72 comments

  1. 4fl3x

    The Fly is God!

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  2. God

    Fly is ME!

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  3. Wildcat

    Impressive beyond description. Rejoice! I believe in The Fly!

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  4. dayaftertomorrow

    be well ?

    impostor.

    fly would never say that

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  5. dayaftertomorrow

    and what kind of fucked up close was that in NOV

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  6. crude_oil

    MOS Nov in the red.Dow up 400.FLY WINS!Great!

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  7. Woodshedder

    Congrats Fly.

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  8. Paradigm Shift

    Go GOOG

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  9. The Zombie

    Hey, whoa! That’s my job. I got this.

    The Fly is God.

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  10. DPeezy

    MON in the red, too. Jake, what’s going on ovah theah?

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  11. RC

    I love this site.

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  12. Donny

    I sold my SSO at the close for 31.25. Pocketed 8% for the day.

    Life is good, Boys!

    Tonight … Lobster!

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  13. sniper6

    Malt liquors all around. Donny’s buying.

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  14. Bill aka NO DooDahs!

    While you’re at your “base camp” in the mountains, are you going to f*ck any of those fat mountain bitches, and will they be wearing Coldwater Creek lingerie when you bone them?

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  15. RC

    Fly,

    let’s throw a party for everyone who survived this.

    My first crash 2008.

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  16. White

    Found this video of The Fly punching the eyebrows off the wall street bears…

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  17. sniper6

    UYG still going up extended hours

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  18. chivasontherocks

    RC,

    i’m not allowed at the party. i’m over 47.5

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  19. White

    Link did not go through the first time:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKrORCnCtk8

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  20. theinsider

    i like liver.

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  21. sniper6

    hahaha eat shit, minimum equity call, MY ASS!!!

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  22. Grandpa

    Aris, right now IBM is up 3.50 and GOOG is up 37.00

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  23. Juice

    Cheney near death , maybe, if you believe this news source

    http://www.fourwinds10.com/siterun_data/health/disease/news.php?q=1224172614

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  24. sniper6

    Chiv-

    yeah but the scotch was bottled 12 years ago, that puts you back in the game

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  25. RC

    White,

    thanks for that video, it will have an ibc stamp on it tonight.

    Video in the works.

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  26. chivasontherocks

    LOL

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  27. Steph

    Coal.

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  28. alphadawgg

    Punish those miscreant bears with impunity. Great strategy!

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  29. Jonny Cash

    Manicures and Pedicures at Palazollo’s are un-done!
    I think I’ll go shopping for my new ‘Sclade tonight!

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  30. boca

    Juice, you can probably pass on The Voice of Aztlan as a reliable news source.

    Solid green in my BS brokerage account, boy am I glad I bought QLD the other day. Made enough to make roast leg of lamb with fresh asparagus spears and little new potatoes for dinner… that is, if I was going to the supermarket to buy it. Nice fantasy though. Instead I’ll just toast Fly and Chivas.

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  31. chivasontherocks

    Boca,

    thank you.

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  32. boca

    you’re welcome, and I’m sure your account is thanking you profusely too, chivas. That’s the way it should be.

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  33. ROBOTRADER™

    THIS IS ROBOTRADER™

    I HAVE BEEN LOOSED FROM MY UNFORTUNATE, BUT MUCH NEEDED, RENOVATION

    MY SYSTEMS ARE UPGRADED. I HAVE A NEW, SOLID ALUMINUM ENCLOSURE

    I HAVE NO NEED FOR FOOD OR WATER OR REST

    I AM BACK TO RECLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS MASTER OF MY ACCOUNTS, WHICH I WILL RULE WITH JUSTICE AND WISDOM

    MY MASTER HAS FREED ME. LONG LIVE MY MASTER.

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  34. Needle dick the bug fucker

    Fly,

    ITs wench not whore!

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  35. Merlin

    NOV is cursed. Not the month, the stock. Sorry.

    Wait,….I hope I didn’t curse next month also.

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  36. CAP

    God willing the Dow races to 10000 tomorrow effectively castrating those goat loving bears.

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  37. Bob the Slob

    M up 16%! Fucking awesome…

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  38. Needle dick the bug fucker

    Bob the Slob Says:

    M up 16%! Fucking awesome…

    October 16th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    One thing about this site, lots of clever minds.

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  39. JakeGint

    MON in the red, too. Jake, what’s going on ovah theah?

    I dunno, I was picking it up below $75 (and selling puts for more), because I thought it was bargain priced.

    That said, it could easily break $70, according to the charts.

    I will own it lowere, if need be.

    ____________

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  40. Rally Kneale Jr

    Cramer told me to sell! Looks like Piggly wiggly tomato soup tonight…fuckers

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  41. TraderCaddy

    Anybody else’s quotes going nuts?

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  42. boca

    yes, TC I had some very strange quotes on ACI, told me it closed over $2 down, which wasn’t correct.

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  43. Needle dick the bug fucker

    TraderCaddy Says:

    Anybody else’s quotes going nuts?

    October 16th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    Caddy, Amertrades streamer was bouncing around hard, UYG trading a ton of shares.

    Makers playing catch up?

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  44. InvestorWannaBe

    Lefty is saved

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  45. TraderCaddy

    My streaming quotes are all over the place like a Palmetto Bug (Flying Roach to you Yankees) got fried in my motherboard.

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  46. charlie

    Grats Fly – I’ve been out all day however I took a small hit due to a retarded thought process yesterday – my FXP positions had a tailing stop of 4% and were sold at market open. I’ll grab ag and oil tomorrow pending no bad news

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  47. whatever

    my quotes are wack as well….. looks like they’re recapping the action from the morning on…..

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  48. boca

    Anybody else think the shorts get flame-broiled tomorrow on op-ex to a crispy toasty brown?

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  49. j

    Fly:

    Don’t understate your success as humility is not necessarily always a virtue

    Damn good call earlier today. Damn good call.

    That reminds me where’s the Dog. Sorry dog that bone you were skulking around for has already been taken: by the longs.

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  50. jig

    any thoughts on going long ISRG?

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  51. The Contractor

    My qoutes are wacky this evening as well.

    boca:

    I agree. SPY 100 tomorrow to clear out the calls. Congrats to you, and everyone else who was long today and made money! I went long at the close hoping for the follow through.

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  52. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    GOOG should send ROM much higher and AAPL.

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  53. Michael Phelps

    For holders of NOV, SLB, RIG, etc:

    Oil Field Investment Steadier Than Service Stock Rout Implies
    by Brian Baskin Dow Jones Newswires Thursday, October 16, 2008
    http://www.rigzone.com/news/article.asp?a_id=67963

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  54. Anton Cigur

    Oops, oil service sector post mine.

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  55. White

    RC:

    No problem…looking forward to seeing the IBC stamp!

    White

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  56. Neil Sedaka

    Bennet Sedacca

    04:05:51 PM

    No positions in stocks mentioned.

    Well that didn’t last long…..

    I mentioned earlier that I thought credit markets were thawing a bit.

    And now, I see spreads in financial paper blowing out again this afternoon.

    I am NOT advocating taking credit risk, although, I suppose, if one has a 5 year horizon, then it could make sense. But we all have to mark our bonds every day.

    Some samples of spreads are:

    * American Express (AXP) 9 year paper +773
    * CIT Group (CIT) 3 year paper +3000
    * General Electric (GE) 5 year paper +435
    * Bank of America (BAC) 5 year paper +400
    * JPMorgan (JPM) 10 year paper +351
    * T long bonds +600.

    So, perhaps the thaw didn’t last very long.

    These are not economic levels.

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  57. Larry

    Fly,

    Quick question: Tim Knight is actually 4th tier, is he ok to get his adam’s apple punched too?

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  58. The Zombie

    “RC Says:

    Fly,

    let’s throw a party for everyone who survived this.”

    RC, wonderful idea. Zombie’s in. Vegas?

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  59. Goldie

    Send that fucking army after UYG first.. I got some calls I need to unload tomorrow..

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  60. j-daddy

    Short squeeze/covering rally on opex to take us skyward tomorry. Pulls the rubberband a little tighter. Looking for SRS back near 100, then back up the f*cking brinks truck.

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  61. Employee8

    OEW Recap:

    ” Support for the SPX jumps to 935 and then 912 as the market closed above that important 912 pivot. Resistance is now at 961 and then 990 in this volatile market. Tomorrow Housing starts at 8:30, a Consumer sentiment reading at 10:00, and it’s Options expiration day. Google, btw, announced earnings after the close and the stock soared.
    After an apparent retest of the panic lows this morning the market rebounded. Maybe the stock market is all sold out for now, as it certainly has experienced some historically extreme oversold conditions on all time frames. The next fews days will determine if we have seen the low for this downtrend. It’s quite a volatile market. Best to your trading!”

    MEDIUM TERM: downtrend low SPX 840 holds retest
    LONG TERM: bear market, awaiting confirmation of Primary wave B

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  62. TraderCaddy

    Not this year BoSox.
    Go Rays!

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  63. Awake

    LIBOR to come down tomorrow in a big way (from Accrued Interest, http://www.accruedint.blogspot.com)

    “For what it’s worth, the euro-dollar futures market, which essentially is a traded market on LIBOR predicts the 3-month rate will fall from 4.63 to 3.99% tomorrow.”

    I would assume that is quite bullish for the market, unless it was priced in today.

    For what its worth the credit markets rallied in a huge way mid-day and sustained it through the close, that might have been driving the smart money in the equities rally.

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  64. Awake

    Hmm, seem to be a day late on that. Anyone have a site that can check eurodollar futures? can’t find it on bloomerg.

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  65. Tim

    DT has 25 secrets… now exposed!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4aZzTYG5WA&feature=user

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  66. Aris

    damn, i missed a lot today. i can’t believe how well GOOG and IBM did. now i’m more inclined to think the market rallied on the leaked earnings news, more so than with that consumer price index/rate cut crap.

    all that w/options tomorrow should make for another wild one. as usual, i’m stuck on the outside looking in.

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  67. Marty

    Fly: Today TBT ended up about 1.29%. That sure beats name-calling, bitch.

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  68. ROBOTRADER™

    Tiny Electric Cars: Done

    http://jalopnik.com/5064700/automaker-lays-off-detroit-office-with-blog-post

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  69. Swan Dive

    CNN called the bottom… tomorrows rally, done…

    IBM, GOOG, AMD all had sweet calls and reports.

    AMD up 15% after hours, along with INTC’s decent report…

    Good time to be long QLD

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  70. boca

    Geez “Tim” give a person some warning with a link like that. Obviously you have a hard-on for DT, I mean who wouldn’t, he’s pretty cool and I hear he’s handsome, but do you have to put your crush onto our chat threads quite so many times a day?

    Can you believe I just said that btw? I like DT and I just don’t get all this unwanted attention lavished on him.

    Swan Dive, I like QLD here too.

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