No longer will you see tanning salons filled with men, who just got back from the nail salon getting his fucking nails polished and his eyebrows waxed.
That guy is done.
No longer will you see the guy with excess hair gel, cologne and multiple blackberries.
Fuck that guy. He is done.
The chick with a fake tan at the shopping mall, in search of her 20th coach bag, while sipping on a latte is fucking done.
The construction boss with 10 illegal mexicans workers, leaving jobs half done, in order to start a new one is fucking done.
Anyone who believes in free market capitalism is fucking done.
Chris Cox, SEC King Pin, is fucking done.
Donald Trump, saddled with bullshit commercial RE and obnoxious casinos, is fucking done.
Any CEO who thinks he is going to golden parachute out of his bankrupt company is fucking done.
Assholes who are green and clean will never ever see their environmentally safe projects completed, since oil is going back to $40. They’re done, in a very egregiously “ungreen” way.
Finally, the idiots who are loading up on gold bars, thinking it will be the only source of currency in a post Armageddon America is delusional and done. People will not give two fucks and a gay goat in a boat about your bullshit gold coins, when there is no food at the store— because the era of the fucking dustbowl is back in a big way.
Feel free to add your own.
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joe the plumber and his shitty plumbing business is done.
frank the bus driver that commutes to the fucking terminal in an escalade with dubs is done.
cleveland the carpet steamer is done.
ohio is done.
The entire third-tier of the Internet, is fucking done.
-DT
My work in the kapitalist system is done.
Next planet-
$16 dollar bullshit french vodka martini’s at half-ass bars are done…
taking egregious vacations out of country are done…
$12 dollar movie tix will soon be done…
Hollywood “stars” egregious paychecks are done….
Bottom line Senor Tropicana, “Austerity” is the new egregious…..
currency traders who make money trading Fx and then funnel those profits into stock trades because they thought they were brilliant traders. They’re fucking done.
Guys wearing suspenders with dollar signs. They’re done.
Dubai…the desert fucking miracle and its $47 billion in debt is done.
Wynn…DONE
MGM…DONE
LVS…DONE
BYD…DONE
All my arms and legs, they’re done.
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I can’t wait to see you guys making all that money from barter trade. What? There is no money in barter? No sweat, we’ll wait for the bottom in 2016.
Innumerate yuppies who vote for socialists “because it’s fashionable,”
they’re fucking done.
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Look at the good side, now fucking blow jobs on the street will be half off or even free for a can of beans.
I am just hoping my taxes go up under the anointed one. Fuck these faggots, what happens when there is no money shitface.
Off to clean my gun, FUCK YOU!
Waiting for fucking ever for a table at shitty restaurants like Cheesecake Factory and PF Chunks while several useless employees scurry around with headsets…DONE.
Guys in desperate need of a good monobrow waxing, but who scoffed at the use of gold coins when they could still trade them for fiat currency, and now find they cannot barter even their mosy excellent backyard scallions…
theyr’e fucking done.
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Country Club new members done
Misguided but basically decent guys telling everyone how proud they were to vote for Bush and what he’s going to do for America…
Hey, um, Jake, are you guys done?
John McCain, despite all his nice words about me, is fucking done.
Yes, but Barack = Great Depression
Innumerate yuppies who vote for socialists “because it’s fashionable,”
they’re fucking done.
That’s fucking great isn’t it. They’re toasted done.
By the way this is fucking CLASSIC!!!!!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e43_1224086229&p=1
Good god I can’t wait until this shit is common place. This should at least be entertaining, back to ordering my taser.
80% of Americans who have massive unsecured credit card debt and unemployed???
The credit card companies are definitely fucking done…
ass hole dip buyers, done.
Bullshit presents to my spoiled “entitled” nieces and nephews this Christmas???
Yeah, that’s fucking over with….
UPDATE:
THE NIKKEI IS FUCKING DONE.
bugsndrugs:
My YC defaulted on their loan on a $40mm new building and told the bank to go fuck themselves…said bank then agreed to restructure with terms that included postponing repayments until 6/2009.
Private universities are fucking done.
Home schooling is the new Harvard.
Frivolous Boomers who found making money so easy over the years of the Reagan-Bush low-tax era that they decided to voting for an unvetted, accomplish-less cypher with hard left radical ties up the ying yang “wouldn’t be such a bad idea, and besides, he’s a non-threatening black man, and that would be nice, wouldn’t it?”
Those dudes are so done, it’s not even funny.
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Hookers and cocaine every night in Manhattan – done.
Have to switch to weed and a blowup doll.
Mcain is black???
How bout $150 per ticket to see washed up acts like Tom Petty, Bruce Springsteen,Tina Turner, The Eagles…That be done fo sho.
My theory is our economy has been in the shitter ever since they starting putting Viagra and Cialis[sic] ads on TV let alone NFL games…the more egregious these fucking ads get the more the market goes down.
The Boston Red Sox are done.
BTW — shout out to Karl Marx from the other page–
That “Tonight we dine at the Y” was hilarity.
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Unfortunately my boomer parents retirement plans are done.
Damn is my house gonna be crowded in a few years.
TraderCaddy is done.
Moving in with the boy. The girl is in NYC going to NYU and I won’t live there.
Forgive me if I’m being ridiculously over the top with my politics tonight.
Both candidates suck tremendous donkey dick.
Serious, these two area making “Bush v. Gore” look like Sophocles v. Aristotle.
I think I’m beginning to understand why the last Senator who became President got his ass capped.
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Oh Geezus, I almost forgot that Barack wanted to socialize one sixth of the economy… got health care stox?
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Sprint PCS is Done
H&R Block is Done
Furry Boots are Done
$8 Rice Burritos are Done
My hot pocket is done.
tGiR,
That’s a good point.
Living without your parents is fucking done since their retirement accounts are fucking done.
Perhaps that’s the best thing about the coming Depression… we’ll all get really, really close with our in-laws.
-DT
“My theory is our economy has been in the shitter ever since they starting putting Viagra and Cialis[sic] ads on TV let alone NFL games…the more egregious these fucking ads get the more the market goes down.”
Completely agreed, watching the NFL with family has become an exercise of unmitigated unease…
Hard-on’s with pills are so done…..
Every single fuck I deem not worthy is done.
guys and girls with tatoos (especially Chinese symbol gay ones), probably not done, but I still fucking hate em.
Jacked up trucks, 3 percent to realtors, gold teeth, weekends at bernies, done
Unfortunately my boomer parents retirement plans are done.
Damn is my house gonna be crowded in a few years.
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Here’s the irony: My wife’s parents are hard left Barack commie libs.
I have very little doubt they will be moving in with us as soon as they are unable to take care of themselves.
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Listen to this douchbag saying he’s going to MAKE businesses do x, y or z to pay for his bullshit programs.
The fucking arrogance of these socialists!
How is it we are in America that this guy might be elected??
Was the demise of the Soviet bloc that long ago?
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Eddie Haskell is done.
Just a warning to you old & newby bear-shitters: You take the market down again, in egregious fashion, like today: and we just may slash interest rates during market hours, after the close tomorrow or before the open friday morning, of option expiration.
So lighten up or prepare for another thousand point rally 😉
TGIR:
Private U. is definitely done. $40k a year for a bullshit BA is still the greatest crock-o-shit bubble yet to explode.
Busting nuts all over the financial system, Done. Almost.
Completely agreed, watching the NFL with family has become an exercise of unmitigated unease…
Holy crap am I glad you said that. And it’s not just the damn hard on ads. At least my (younger) kids don’t understand what all these dreamy douchebag boomers are doing in the commercial (after they come hither each other off the fucking tire swing)… the rest of the stuff is PG-13+ too.
My wife makes me turn the damn commercials off when they go to break…
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ALLRIGHT MCCAIN! IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU BRING UP THE SOCIALIST ISSUES YOU FUCKIN WUSSY!
THERE’S THE POINT! MAKE IT FOREVER! NOT YOUR CHOICE, but BARACK’S CHOICE!!
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Listen to this douchbag saying he’s going to MAKE businesses do x, y or z to pay for his bullshit programs.
Maybe that’s what all this selling is about. People are beginning to sell an Obambi victory realizing what it means.
Ned Riley, Dick Bove, Abbey Joseph Cohen: DONE.
Can someone f-ing tell me what is holding FDG up I mean come on this thing should be 30 bones lower right now…Im loading up on puts in the a.m. with sizeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Fly-
How is FDG not in the commodity trash disposal with everything else goddammmiiittt
JakeGint is done.
Barack drawing the line on abortion!
Biiiiiig Mistake!
Now, sink the dagger on this douchebag and start talking about his votes to snuff liveborn babies.
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Bill fucking Miller is done!!
Bitter Boomers who thought electing a retard to the White House would pave the way to a cushy retirement and leave America a better place for their children…
Smoked.
Vince Farrell…yep, done.
peter lynch
ken heebner
done
Jake’s not even started, socialist douchebags.
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Giant flat screen TV’s for Christmas presents …. very done.
Boomers in general.
Done.
(good riddance, they even loathe themselves)
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Jake,
I’m not going to get into a political debate with you here, because I realize it’s useless since you’re much smarter than I am and right all the time.
However, just for a second, can you realize that you calling Barack a “liberal, commie” etc, rings a little hollow when your neo-con right wing government just basically nationalized the insurance sector and the banking sector?
-DT
Reading a good book beside the fire with a glass of $10 cab/merlot.
Surprisingly, not done!
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Civility among adults who should know better…
A fond memory.
….Soylent Green is people!!!!!!
Tiny portions of organic food at super inflated prices from Whole Foods … done.
Retirement is done.
MacBook pros, with sleek aloumineeum enclosures, are done.
Fancy cheese is done.
Luxury cars are done.
New economy option holders are done.
Venture capital is done.
Madonna’s marriage is done.
Plasma TVs are done.
McMansions are done.
Venti organic soy chai latte, no water, easy foam, is done.
Amy Winehouse is done.
Going long is done.
Waiting for a bounce is done.
Boob jobs are done.
Hollywood teeth veneers are done.
Skinny = Attractive is done (just means you are hungry)
One positive is that gout is done. No more red meat, red wine, and luxury cuts.
Snickers bars for Halloween candy?
So fucking done…..
Honest introspection among hot heads…
Buh-bye.
$500 trillion in derivatives unraveling…NOT done.
Boob jobs are done.
nope. Plastic is fantastic. I’m always trying to coax wifey into getting a new rack, but she won’t.
For those who said their parents will be moving in.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/36608/talkshow-with-spike-feresten-cable-psa
BOOMER
10+
Oh wait; Jake said you were done.
Cock-gobblin’ mother fuckers who think they trounce the stock markets are done.
Dipshit asshats who think that when shit really hits the fan they can start looting houses are done, .30-06 to the head style.
All your 401k are belong to us.
The dollar is fucking done.
Dinosaur douchebag —
Since when is the perfect the enemy of the good, you smirking commie asshole?
Do you think maybe I support this bullshit that’s going on? Have you any evidence of that?
But what the fuck would we get were it Barack, Nancy and Dingy Harry in charge instead?
Do you think maybe this is a fucking joke, that we are contemplating a fully hard left government in perhaps one of direst economic need?
You think as a “trader,” that a good thing?
Maybe you think this is “all politics” but we are talking about the basic fabric of our Republic here.
We are in some deep shirt under a united hard left gov’t. Deep, deep shit.
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Okay, Okay … everything is fucking DONE. Just please don’t take away Donny’s:
Family
House
335i
iPhone
52″ LCD
MacBook Pro
Cab & Merlot
Las Vegas
Hawaii
Van Halen
Areosmith
Submariner
Cat
etc, etc, etc
My record label exec job is d-u-n.
The exurbs are done.
Non-horse-drawn cars are done.
Fancy caskets are done.
Shu Uemura is done. (look it up)
Three car garages are done.
Retard old guys retiring in a giant RV. Dunn.
Brooks and Dunn.
My friend Dan with the bad toupee, upside down on his about to be repoe’d car??
So DONE…..
However, just for a second, can you realize that you calling Barack a “liberal, commie” etc, rings a little hollow when your neo-con right wing government just basically nationalized the insurance sector and the banking sector?
Yes, who would you rather distribute the money to, Main Street or Wall street? Spending money on Main street is a total waste.
Venture capital is done.
Au contrair, mon frere. This is the days of wine and roses for those nut cutting mofos.
This is when they make all their money. When very smart people are very very desperate.
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Anton Cigur is done.
FDG IS DONE
From Mrs. Boomer:
Botox is done.
Facial peels are done.
$250 haircuts are done.
Outdoor kitchens are done.
Commies high fiving each other for “support.”
Not done, apparently.
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Expensive Euro-trash Iceland vacations WAY done.
This Debate is Done!
Apparently $10 crack rocks are done, it’s $20 now…
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/local_news/epaper/2008/10/15/1015slcrack.html
The election is almost done.
Toma Bahama Done
Llew:
Ha-ha. Missed me.
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01/nocountryoldmen_450x300.jpg
what’s up with the ginormous link? durn, no edit.
Iceland? uber done, throw the country into the volcano.
Donnie: Submariner.
The comic book?
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Krammmmer and Krudblow..DONE!!!
howard lindzon fuckin DONE!!!
Fuck, Old Man McCain actually caught a little fire their at the end.
Maybe that should be his strategy going forward?… douse himself with kerosense before every appearance and set his old ass alight… wooooohhhhhoooooooooooo!!!
(It’s not like he could look much craggier.)
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Shout out to my homies at Lawn Guyland Hofstra University! Home of the Chaminade Flyer varsity football team (or used to be at least).
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Fun with this board tonight…
Been done for awhile now.
What’s up with Uncle Howard? He’s ok.
I went balls out motherfucking long into the close. For real. Sick money. Full retard.
boca:
R/T from JFK on Iceland Air PLUS 3 nts. @ the Hilton Reykjavík…$500
Anton, what’s the matter? You sound melancholy.
Was that Romney giving Old Man Sclerosis a thumbs up?
Jake,not the comic. I’m talking about the Submariner Anton told me not to wear to Oklahoma a couple of weeks ago.
Here’s a picture of it:
http://www.pmwf.com/PMWFGallery/Archive/BIG/Keaton_Rolex2ToneSubmariner.jpg
Who ‘won’ the ‘debate’ bullshit polls?
almost…DONE
Hank Paulson Done… on Jan. 22nd (Wow that instills confidence)
Any thing left?
Donnie — oh, you shoulda said “you Lex!”
Dayum.
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ha – you gonna love me for this Fly
NOV Done
Howard Stern, and his bullshit little satellite revolution, is fucking done.
The days of hookers giving cheap 20 dollar handjobs is fucking done.
Citadel and Ken Griffin – Done
Shit, I just had my upper 3 front teeth done ! (bling bling gold N diamonds ibc logo)
Action Alerts Plus is done — sorry, no money for charity this year!
Premium Cable done
My handicap done
My Brioni shirts done
My bed ~ not done
I’ve lost 1/2 my moeny and I still have my wife ~ fucked!
The old man is a retard.
The black guy is a retard.
I will vote for Bill Clinton and Sarah Palin.
Wearing gaudy overpriced status symbols on your wrist that do nothing more and are no more practical than the $5 one at Target?
Definitely done.
I sold my GMT and Datejust a couple months ago.
Larry Kudlow and his fucking mustard seeds – done!
Me not meeting Steve Liesman – done!
Fly’s coin-banking days are done. Now’z the time for Fly’s coin-debanking
my week of mediocre gains is done. the nikkei is down 10% already. my heavy-handed buying of FXP is going to skull fuck the brains out of the chinaman’s market and end my week with egregious gains.
The days where shit countries like Canada and Australia fucking over the US with their overpriced oil and commodities are done.
16 year old spoiled brats driving new C230’s and never working a day for anything in their young lives….
Done!
Jake … actually, you can be done with the “You Lex” … besides, this fucking housing bubble has made it possible for every Joe in California to buy one on FREE equity money. BUT, I pity the bastard that tries to be DONE with the iPhone. I will kill that fucker.
WHAT THE FUCK? DID I JUST SEE THE DOW FUTURES DOWN 858?
Topper Harley’s eyes are done.
I hope
Topper’s fifth of Beam.
Done!
Contractor … I totally agree. Actually it’s quite silly that I run around with flip flops, a T-shirt, and shorts, wearing a gaudy status symbol.
Craig’s List here we come.
Sam Zell
http://www.Done.com
Topper Harley’s ability to read the futures – fucking done!
Topper… I’ve got Dow down 53.
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Boca,
Maybe a bit. Truth is, all of this stuff really is done. Especially the “fabric of the Republic” stuff that our friend was talking about before he fell to the floor thrashing and bit off his tongue.
We have the worst political leadership, regardless of party, ever. Despite my liberal desire to see kids get a decent education and other Communist leanings, I was planning to vote for McCain. Class warfare bullshit is just a way to buy votes, and fucking Barry went right there. The country doesn’t move higher if the leadership aims low.
But then McCain picks a retard to “electrify” the hard right base with magic tricks they can’t figure out like keeping most of the food in her mouth when she chews and I figure the guy isn’t what I thought he was. Just not doing those “leadery” things I look for in a leader.
Worse yet, I think the social discourse in the country is now modeled on talk radio. So otherwise intelligent people are more likely to run off to their own little tribes than try to work together under the monster threat that looms before all of us. I think it’s the worst that it’s ever been. The country’s lost a lot more than money. Not to be a buzz kill.
Hey, just kidding. Everything’s gonna be GREAT!
Dinner time.
The debate = dun.
The Fly making late night appearances….
Done!
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Basically, stick a fork in the market….it’s done, no?
Let’s eat.
Donny-
That was my situation as well. That and I never enjoyed the looks I recieved while wearing them, even the odd admiring gaze. Just not my style.
Those blue subs sure are purty though!
Fuckers – It was a bad tick in prophet.
“Everyone in this thread will be done”
Let me get this straigh, Anton. You’re not going to vote for McCain … because of Palin?
Despite the fact that –even if you buy the meme that Palin is a moron (and of course, a quick review of her accomplishments would show a reasonable person the silliness of that smear) — if McCain croaked, Palin would never implement the retarded socialist policies Barack is considering sentencing this country to, you would vote for the socialist candidate because… “you’re a bit peeved?”
Forgive me if I defer on buying that particular load of fragrant fertilizer just today.
(no, that wasn’t an eye roll, it was a dust mote!)
The United States of America ….
Fucking done.
I ate it.
Smart Guy … watch and learn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q2DGUvb4xw&eurl
Holy shit, Hildabeast Clinton on Fox, trying to take credit for Reaganite prosperity.
Give these people one thing, they are accomplished, nay expert, liars.
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McCain and Palin ….
Fucking done.
I ate them.
Walking past an empty table at a restuarant and NOT stocking up on any leftover scraps……..done
Prosperity, George Bush, our financial markets, money in your bank account, your job, your wife, your house, your life ….
burp … done … ate ’em all.
If one is a republican and believes that the stock market and the economy have a lot further to go to the downside in terms of price and time, then one should vote for the democrat, I think.
Fly,
In regard to our conversation earlier today.
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palin’s heavy pentecostal tilt just isn’t my cup o tea. with his VP pick, mccain went from secularist to medieval religious right
Anton, I know who you are. I’m gonna make you my special project.
Insects spewing useless bulls*hit about the stock market..
(EGREGIOUSLY) DONE!!!!
Is MVIS done?
The uber-Hollywood elite, and their commi-liberal attitudes while making their $100000-$1 BRCM returns on their VC plays are DONE.
Christ, Jake, give it a fucking rest. She’s a retard. Is this the best he had to choose from in the party? No more idiots in the White House, Jake. We’ve got one now and look where it’s got us. It’s like Obama picking Maxine Waters. Incredibly bad judgement. And he just hasn’t offered ANYTHING of substance in the way of a plan for his first days in office, regarding the credit crisis or anything else.
BTW, your eye roll is often funny, as I’ve told you. But it’s a little in the manner of PeeWee Herman, if you take my meaning.
Enough of this. Time for real life. Go hug your kids.
Asian stock markets are done going down …..
burp …. ate ’em.
The leverage that Paulson may seem to lack, the shareholders and competitors have. The theory of pushing on a string has never held true in the U.S. Japan, is a whole different situation.
freedom….D…..O……N…..E
Llewelyn –
At this rate, I might just let you. But make it a chest shot. I don’t like the hair mussed.
Late-day rallies, courtesy of Hank Paulson, Chairman PPT and State Street CEO – DONE!
ANTON, I love your Maxine Waters analogy. What the fuck was that crazy old man thinking when he selected Palin? Though she is very easy on the eyes, NO?
That she is Donny…I’ll be able to order my Girls of DC calendar again, I haven’t gotten one of those since the year I opened it up and saw Janet Reno in a two piece.
It’s unfortunate all around regarding McCain. I like the guy. I actually supported him over Bush in the 2000 primary race. He’s run an extremely poor campaign though and lately comes across as willing to say anything to garner votes. He seems like a blithering old fool these days.
Palin…well, anyone who thinks Palin would make a good president needs to pull their head out of Sean Hannity’s ass!
I’m not voting this time around.
my girlfriend running up my amex card shes fuckn done
Contractor … I second your opinion again tonight! I’m not voting this time either. That’s coming from an Orange County Republican.
I’m fucking tired of the asshatery, and there ain’t no gawd damned change in either of these two fuck faces.
Inflation
Oil
Bonds selling at par
burp … done … ate ’em … made a nice sandwich
You guys will all hold your nose and vote for McCain because you hate losing money. 28% capital gains voting for Obama…are you kidding me? It’s hard enough making money in this market without the gov’t taking more when you’re taking all the risk.
jerkoffs posting their ‘fucking perverted’ gains after the (asserted) fact without, ever, posting a single entry or exit, will, unfortunately, never be done.
bullshit –
gone are the days of worrying about capital “gains”
punyandy,
As the boys on King of the Hill standing in the front yard drinking beer would say….yep.
“The construction boss with 10 illegal mexicans workers, leaving jobs half done, in order to start a new one is fucking done.”
HAHA.
My trading account=done
my 325K mortgage=done, paid off with the somewhat
smaller balance in said closed account. This market
has fucking done me in. But this site keeps me smiling.
Hey,
Why such a happy mood…
Chris Rock:
“He’s 72 years old, 72! how can you be making plans for the future when you ain’t even gonna be here?”
“When is the last time you saw someone who was 72, you know, just doing something?”
“Hell, even old people don’t use old people to do things for them”
Fly bitching about Tim Kinght’s bad calls is fucking done!
Jake:
Blame Bush. Don’t excuse the fucking prick for what he’s done. He’s ruined the GOP for 15 years. He can’t even fucking talk to articulate his policies to the public. Stop excusing the prick for all this.
If you aren’t going to vote for Obama, then at least vote for Barr or Baldwin. The two party system is a joke anyhow, so use your vote to say you don’t like either candidate.
Anyone taking the Fly’s recommendations seriously….. DONE
The Fly being overly cocky to make up for his need for viagra and a small schlong….. NOT DONE
Good evening, fucktards. Tomorrow I’m going to call up my friends in the UK and tell them that if the Libor isn’t back to normal by midday Thursday, I’ll cut the rate to 1% and all lending can come to the US.
At least, that’s what I’d do if I had any balls. I don’t, but it’s fun to dream.
Ben
Very big.
Never done.
WTF???
Assholes, I’m in cash, with a few minor fuck ups in NOV and MOS.
Shut the fuck up before I have my IT Guy shut down Tim Knight’s bullshit blog.
‘$500 trillion in derivatives unraveling…NOT done.’
Priceless!
Fly’s account was up 60% total a few days ago, I’m sure it’s still going strong. However Bernanke won’t be firing his bazooka till later in the month. There won’t be any more big gummit action this week.
“J” … how about that fucking TED Spread now?
As long as the “Baconator” survives, I don’t give a shit about everything else.
Fly is cash. BS. Why don’t you post your sells then?
I hug my kids plenty, no worries. Shit, I even read to them.
With regard to your easily absorbed West Coast prejudice — Business Week didn’t think she was an idiot, but then this original story (since updated) came out before she was nominated for Veep, and ‘targetted for destruction’ by the angry Obamanid press.
Odd, no?
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Palin, still an idiot.
donny:
It takes a while for things to settle down on the credit side doofus. Exhibit a little patience like I asked you to.
Fuck all y’all balless Californians.
What the hell is it about California that makes normal men lose their balls?
Is it the hot chicks?
Seriously, I could consider that a forgiveable excuse.
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Good to see you Devil.
I have neglected to post Fly sells, being busy and all. Howsoever, go check my posts, I told everyone to take profits yesterday and disclosed my cash position, which is at 65%.
Dog
He did post his sells, you ghoulish cretin. He posted his sells on Monday and then bought a little after that. Stop wishing he lost money as it’s very disconcerting.
Now please, don’t pollute the site with End of Times shit this week end as frankly most people have had a gut full. We know how you feel so you don’t need to remind us, you ghoul.
Palin is less intelligent than my Sunshine State LEGAL housekeeper.
sorry he posted them Tuesday.
Travis Barker well done.
I don’t know what you guys are fuckin’ talking about, I’m making soo much money that its taking me longer to count it than earn it. Fly seems to be one of the elite who is banking egregious coin in this market too, come pimp it with me and P. Diddy at Aubrey McClendon’s foreclosed house in Oklahoma.
fly
can you stick the Ghoul (the Dog) in the peanut gallery this weekend and not the regular board.. If it’s an up Friday he’s going to go hog wild and could put me off enjoying a nice spring weekend.
old washed up ESPN football hosts acting out plays
PLEASE be done
Expensive, unaccountable offline advertising is done.
@Mark Wahlberg: Say hello for me to your momma, ok!?
DJIA futures done (sic) 146
“J” — Patience huh? Kinda like that fuckface, Nero, as Roma Burned … right?
Cheers you fucking idiot!
It is now clear that you are unable to control and/or regulate your own affairs.
I have therefore taken the liberty and sold your planet to the Ferengy.
(profit,profit,profit…)
I’d like to personally thank the Fly for the UYG call last week, a nice 38% return on that one for me in two days – Fly is God! Oh and thanks for the sell notice as well, I probably would have held a few hours longer and seen a big chunk of my profits go bye bye. I for one will never post a comment telling the Fly how to trade!
No, donny, you twit. Rome also wasn’t built in a day when it burned down. Check your history.
Now stop being an impatient troll.
Circuit City is done…
Credit cards given to college students is done…
Drinking monster from a diamond encrusted chalice is done …
Listening to Jake trying to convince intelligent people that Palin was a wise choice for running mate is done …
Private U students driving BMW’s is done …
Tax Credits to American businesses for producing abroad is done …
McCain, when asked to provide some cuts he’d make to his existing policies, failing to give up any or all of his additional tax cuts to the egregiously wealthy is done fooling the American public with his tax plan vs Obama’s…
0% credit card offers are done …
Sign and drive is done …
New cellphones every year is done…
Paying for my sons extra text messages is done …
Rappers with bling and spinning wheels and austacious cribs with drink filled fridges and huge LCD/HD TV’s with multiple video game machines are done …
Cheap robster outside of New England do to the credit crunch is done …. price of robster in NE is like oil in Saudi Arabia now
Buying on margin is done …
Throwing pennies away and not returning bottles for the deposit is done …
Premium bottled water (Evian) is done …
Bradstreet is Dunn…
Great list Gents.
Now go to bed sober, for tomorrow will be a day made in hell.
We trade down 1,000.
“J”s song to is his favorite teabag boy, Devildog. 2 fucktards trying to understand what the fuck is going on:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXvHRnGe940
Alrighty, just watched the debate:
McCain was pouty and petulant like a little boy wanting Obama to apologize. He looked unpresidential.
Schieffer was mediocre and that exceeded my expectations.
Obama didn’t boot any ground balls, played ball control and didn’t fumble at the goal line.
It was McCain’s best performance…solidified his base, but his base isn’t going to deliver 270 electoral votes, my friends.
As long as Obama doesn’t get killed by a crazed McCain supporter or Fox news viewer in the next 3 weeks, Obama will be our next president.
Still short…until then.
Smoking cigs NEVER DONE
MO paying 7% dividend. NOT DONE
Cancer and other disease NOT DONE
so DNA PFE MRK BMY LLY GSK NOT DONE
McCain trying to fool the U S voter again with his “Joe the Plumber” act …. Joe isn’t “Joey-Bag-of-Donuts” but some wealthy guy wanting to buy his boss’s national plumbing franchise … wait till the media reports the facts about the business Joe wants to buy and how wealthy poor Joe is …. McCain will look like a liar again ala his Letterman scam.
McCain is truly DONE … put a forgue [sic] in him!
citadel: almost done
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aCmkPlsDhD7I&refer=home
please let them get crashed out. PLEASE
Fly,
Damn 1000….
I have been saying that we are on a downward trend but 1000 after 733….
so what is the gang name gonna be???
trading your 401K DONE
Stock charts and technical analysis DONE
Pete and Jon Najarian and their ponytails DONE
iBankCoin is fucking done.
Tim Sykes is a homo gay lover of ours.
Go team Pallian.
Employee8: “Bradstreet is Dunn…”
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You win the thread.
Nikkei at -10% or better is done.
All those silly, useless, pathetically uncomfortable and frightening ugly high fashion clothes that I glimpse (during switching channels) on the Fashion Channel are now soaked in kerosene, burning brightly under the grill, cooking some hastily gathered turds from the gutters of Paris.
Fly shorting stocks is done.
Donny – Thanks. Unfortunately I think Maxine = Palin oddly flatters them both. Odd, no? As far as “easy on the eyes,” I just can’t do the stupid women when there are so many smart ones who look great. I hear that one of the many women who frequent this site looks like Ms. Palin. But she has a brain. A nice, hot one.
“Bullshit” brings up an excellent point, however, re 28% cap gains tax under O. Fucking fool. Invest in Mayflower or U-Haul or whatever, as people with any dough will go.
But I’m back to thinking we should write in Christopher Walken as prez this time. When things are as fucked as they are, at least we’d look forward to a state of the union address where Chris would say, “WOW-E-WOW-WOW!!! Look at this bailout package!”
Oh, and congrats on the 91% gain. Fuck face.
Contractor – Getting late, so just know I agree 100%. Also thought McCain would have been a much better candidate vs. Gore, who just seemed to be on drugs through the debates w/Bush back then. McCain is a great man, and I thought he’d create a Lincolnesque gov’t had he won this time, reaching across the aisle. Really broken country; thought he’d try to mend it. His campaign this time, empty and disappointing, proves otherwise and threatens to trash a legacy of trying to do the right thing for many years. Also made mistakes he’s learned from, I’d hoped, tho Phil Gramm is a POS.
Jake – I have friends at BusinessWeek. Palin is regarded a fool. You are clutching at straws. Stop being an asshole. These people are not worth your support. And my balls and everything connected to them are bigger than you, so figure out another line of attack. For a guy I like and think is pretty smart, you fight like a bitch. Cali is the enemy now? Dumb ass, everybody outside the cities probably thinks like you. Even Cheney was smart enough not to shoot himself in the face. Are you? We agree on more stuff than we don’t, so if I’ve offended you, I apologize. I think we both feel the world was a better place when Steph was a girl.
Regular poster haters – Go fuck a wall socket.
Anton
Lots of people could be seen as foolish. Reagan may not have been the smartest gear box in the block but he sure was a great prez. And I’m sure you friends at Newsweek wouldn’t have thought much of him.
Here’s the problem.
Tax and constrain the US economy in the way Barry is suggesting will most certainly fuck it up big time. jake is right to call the future government (including congress) the most left wing there’s been. Sure, compare it to LBJ’s government and where did that end up.
And sine when has talk about raising taxes during a huge downturn been a smart act? So Barry doesn’t sound as smart as Palin in that regard.
Carter was possibly the smartest prez ever and look what happened. So please tell your Newsweek buddies to go fuck themselves with a steel rod.
Oh yeahhh … that’s our Anton! He sure can rant with the best. Hope you remembered to get some sleep tonight, Anton.
This site is what helps me cope with the meltdown in the market and the fiancial stress out there — the banter and ideas alone are pure stress relief.
so ibc = Not Done, bitchez!
The FLY is on twitter
http://twitter.com/The_Real_Fly
buyin ntw underware is done…..when you can just use ass napkins
Libor wins.
I understand technical analysis in times like this is not bullet proof.
Just a few things.
Yesterday’s sell off was on lower volume, compared to last week.
Number of new lows was lower compared to last week.
In other words, stocks are acting better, even though the index dropped huge yesterday.
It looks, at this time, like a low volume re-test of last week’s lows. Remember, re-tests usually take you slightly lower than the previous low.
Watching UYG, UWM, UYM.
I have had nightmares lately of the Fly walking around in his white robe, sandals and his servant following him with IBankCoin standard. Would Viagra cure this?
Agree in total. The only play on the board is to short the long bond. Short it hard and then wait. Cash will be king. Oil to $40 — maybe, but just for the short term and if politics allow. After that, she’s heading back north once the world realizes consumption ain’t going down. You can’t destroy the demand curve./
Speaking of pretty face and a hot brain…Rebecca Darst seems like an exceptional woman.
C reported in with only a small loss of 2.8 billion this past quarter. obviously the stock is up on the news in pre market. and why not as it’s a fine result?
Free toilet paper in public shitters are done.
Buried in the stream of news out today … the Swiss put $60 B into UBS. Think about that. This is a squat little country. And UBS is a massive derivatives player. The Lehman settlement payments are coming up next week. Put 2 and 2 together.
The Swiss just allowed UBS to make their Lehman payments. An educated man might say that was the primary concern yesterday – rumors that UBS would not be able to make Lehman CDS payments next week. Issue now resolved. On to the next crises.
Anyone else understand what is really happening in our financial markets today? The CDS market was a craps table. Governments around the world have had to interject themselves onto the table to pay the debts of the losers, with taxpayer money. The governments had to declare a winner. They gave taxpayer money to every writer of CDS insurance in order to pay off the policies. Every purchaser of CDS insurance is being allowed to collect on their policies, with taxpayer money.
How in the fuck did we get to a place where taxpayers are having to pay the debts of gamblers? HOW IN THE FUCK?
think she had a nose job contractor. Don’t really like nose jobs unless they had a huge honker before. rubber tits are fine.
HOW IN THE FUCK?
Blame Dick Fuld as he got us into this mess in the first place. Everyone blames Dick.
that’s a lot of cash for a shit box country like Switzerland. Makes the US bailout small potatoes by comparison.
Thats 10,000 per boring swiss man woman and kid.
By those terms the US bailout should be $3 trillion
says J: “By those terms the US bailout should be $3 trillion.”
Patience, pardner. We’re just getting started.
$10 K per Swiss resident. Exactly. It was a massive injection. Unexpected. Needed. Which is why I think UBS was the key driver in yesterday’s panic. If they didn’t make CDS payments next week, that would have taken down a multitude of other international financial institutions, triggering multiple rounds of further CDS payments … and on and on.
The fucking taxpayers around the world are having to pay the debts of the CDS gamblers.
Thank you Chris Cox for turning up your nose to regulating this market. When the history books are written on this period, that stupid little Republican laissez faire fucker wound up costing taxpayers around the world Trillions of dollars. TRILLIONS.
Throw every fucking Republican out of office. FUCK ’em ALL.
McCain – That stupid little fucker is clueless. He’s still stuck on the problem that started the crises – housing. “Let’s use $300 Billion buy individual mortgages.” That’s NOT the issue that will bring down the world economy right now! It’s CDS, CDS, CDS, CDS, CDS. We can not allow another major financial institution in our world to fail and thereby trigger further CDS payments. The writers of CDS insurance are in such a weakened state that they will not be able to pay on the polices they wrote … taking down further financial institutions in a domino manner.
CDS is the problem. The Bush administration’s answer has been to give CHEAP Money to the gamblers. FUCK THAT. We need to be APE RAPING the gamblers. We need to be firing their fucking management teams. The Republican are fucking GIVING AWAY our tax dollars.
THROW THE FUCKING REPUBLICANS OUT OF OFFICE. Every last one of those stupid little FUCKERS need to have their sorry asses kicked out of office. EVERY LAST ONE.
Reason why the energy stocks are getting cornholed?
Yeah, these douchebags understand how the economy works.
Trust them.
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How in the fuck? Newsflash ENU: the few wealthy elite control the masses including you. welcome to planet earth.
But don’t worry, morons! He’s going to cut taxes for 95% of the populace!
Have I shown you this Bridge between the Heights and Lower Manhattan that I have for lease?
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The Swiss used all the money that Hitler stole from the Jews to bailout their banks. Therefore the money that Hitler stole is fucking done
Any foreign bank or anyone for that matter, buying shitty paper from the crooks who created it is fucking done
McCain trying to fool the U S voter again with his “Joe the Plumber” act …. Joe isn’t “Joey-Bag-of-Donuts” but some wealthy guy wanting to buy his boss’s national plumbing franchise …
Ooooohhh! Some “wealthy guy!”
Stone him for making an entreprenurial decision without the permission of Great Leader Barack!
He can’t fool us! We’re too smart to not listen to the Great Leader Barack who will not only cut our taxes but spend $1 trillion of new gummint cash obtained from Joe the Evil Capitalist!
Because everyone knows, GUMMINT “investment” is better than that dirty, risk taking capitalist kind!
(Smug, knowing smile)
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Draw and quarter him! Throw him in irons!
Wake up Jake, our world economy is on the cusp of crashing, thanks to REPUBLICANS hands off approach to regulation of the CDS market. As a result, TRILLIONS of dollars of taxpayers money is being given to the very people who got us into this mess. And you’re worried about Democrats’ environmental polices?
If you’re getting ape raped, you going to concern yourself with a bug bite?
Wake up people. REPUBLICANS need to be punished. THEY NEED TO BE APE RAPED. Let ’em stew for 4 years and get their heads screwed back on. They lost their way. And we almost lost our world economy in the process.
FUCK THE REPUBLICANS. FUCK ’em ALL.
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Further Upside to Depression:
Dear Leader Barack will likely limit “reproduction licenses” to most of the fucktards that fall for his garbage.
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Morning all. While you’ve been asleep I’ve been busy.
Right: enough politics.
C’s result actually isn’t bad considering the turmoil of the past few months. And they got another $25 bill to play with.
Who is this old codger Seth Gilkenhous? The 95 year old dude thinks that market is days away from starting another bull market. Almost convinced me.
The Chinese are rumored to have lost their investment in RIO when theose crafty sneaky little bastards tried to stop BHP form buying them. They supposedly had the stock with Lehman and it doesn’t look like they’re going to get it back.
Advice. Anyone near that decision better get the fuck out there quick. They were rumored to have sold the Aussie down to cover the loss.
they are also rumored to be fucking around in the commodity markets as some Brazilian iron ore company that hugely in debt keels over and they buy it on the cheap. I hope thye fuck that one one.
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Jake.
Get used to saying prez obama. And every time you do blame the stupid shit head in the white house. Between the father and Son they have ruined the GOP.
Wake up Jake, our world economy is on the cusp of crashing, thanks to REPUBLICANS hands off approach to regulation of the CDS market.
That’s funny, I could’ve sworn it was because the unfettered growth of the Fannie and Freddi Munsters (otherwise known as Dodd&Frank, Inc.) was what gave the market it’s “free hand” to market securities at moral hazard prices.
Shit, what’s five trillion in allegedly gov’t backed shit going to do to a market anyway, right? It’s probably the credit default swaps that made the market go topsy turvy, not the underlying credits, after all.
But what the fuck would a double degree in economics know? You’re right, socialism probably is the answer for our ailing economy right now.
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The time of sheeple and their callousness is done.
J —
I’m working on saying “Dear Leader Obama” as that’s what will be what’s mandated.
And if you think Bush was a crappy President, just you wait Henry Higgins, just you wait.
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Word to the disgruntled conservatives — they can’t all be Ronnie, but maybe the outlet to your anger shouldn’t giving communism another shot.
Or your foot for that matter.
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ENU:
I suggest you watch George Carlin’s rant ” They Own You”.
The Demoncicans and the Republocrats are one in the Same. They don’t give a fuck about you. They protect each other. Example is Barney Frank. What a fat asshole. the DEMONcrats are just as guilty. They all enjoy fucking taxing us to death so that they can have their expensive whores and martinis. Throw them all out. BHO will be no different. Fuck him and his Holier than thou message
Nice results Merrill! John Thain the lying bastard is done.
The Investment bank model is done. But we all knew that already
j-
I don’t mind smoke and mirrors if there is something of worth beyond the veil!
Jake – I have friends at BusinessWeek. Palin is regarded a fool.
Anton, you seemed to have missed my point. Business Week is well known as being the most left leaning business magazines (recognizing there’s some relativity there).
Yet they wrote a glowing piece on Palin BEFORE she was announced as Veep candidate. Oops!
Am I shocked that “your friends” — leftish journos at a national magazine now “regard Palin as a fool?”
Yeah, about as shocked as Claude Raines in Casablanca.
But their actions praising Palin for her nifty judo moves on Big Oil (the villain at the time, since Palin wasn’t on the ticket yet) prior to receiving the national lockstep meme tell a far truer tale.
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Potash is headed for the big ZERO. “Potash to 300” is fucking done, in a most egregious fashion.
That’s true Jake.
Im for McCain , but Bush got us into this fucking mess. He’s ruined the party with his incoherent policies and the inability to put two fucking sentences together without fucking it up. The prick couldn’t even defend his own actions in Iraq. He never got in front of people and spoke to them. Blame him why we’re in the mess and why this terrorist loving goofball is going to be the next prez.
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More on what Seth said
1. we down 40% from the highs which is a huge move and some stocks are down 75 80% like US stee.
2. When FDR took over the market was 40 it was a 110 a few years after that.
3. They’re printing money like crazy.
FDR was printing money too.
I think the old codger does have a point.
Oh and the market always tests the lows.
“It’s probably the credit default swaps that made the market go topsy turvy, not the underlying credits, after all.”
The problem with the underlying credits was easily resolved. It’s the CDS monster that’s proving the significantly more difficult task. And it’s the CDS monster that’s causing massive taxpayer subsidy of corporations around the world.
In other words, the Barney Frank and Chris Dodd Democratic fuck ups were fixable with minimal pain. The Chris Cox, Republican, CDS fuck up is taking us to the edge of hell.
Potash is headed for the big ZERO. “Potash to 300? is fucking done, in a most egregious fashion.
That’s another stock Seth said was down 75% from its highs.
Republicans, Democrats, gimme a break. They all play for the same team, the “Let’s Fucl the Americans” team. Anyone who thinks there’s really a difference between the parties is watching too much CNN and Fox News. If the Dems take control, they aren’t going to change jack shit. The rich will still get richer, the poor poorer, and the middle class will still carry the tax burden.
There may be some statistical differences, but do you really think the average American can tell a big difference in things over the last 30 years? Please. Economies go up, they go down. CDS crisis, dot com bubbles, S&L crashes, 20 years from now it’ll be something else.
I have friends at The Neighborhood Shopper and they believe Councilman Johnson to be a fool.
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Truce
Trader,
“The Neighborhood Shopper” is well known as the most left-leaning of the coupon pamphleteers.
Jake,
Goddammit, you’ve crossed the line. Leave Claude Raines out of this.
I tire of this pie fight. We are truly fucked.
Do we get the rate cut today? Closed market tomorrow?
Off to the gym.
Donny:
No probs. Truce here too. This site is a scream.
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The bears on this site are such an angrified mob. Say to them the market is going up a few ticks and they’re outta the swamp looking to rip your lungs out.
(Everyone watch)
Dudes the Marketa is going up today.
Anton
That call to the authority works if you are say using google scholar or some such to prove a point with a peer reviewed article. Dude, telling people your Newsweek friends thing Palin is a dumb trollop ain’t going to cut it.
In fact if Fly did the decent thing he’d ban you for a week for saying such a stupid thing.
Oh, hi J.
Why don’t you hop on your bike and try pedaling down to New Zealand to see if the new hobbit movie needs another troll?
And thanks again for leaving our country.
The problem with the underlying credits was easily resolved.
Oh really? Then why wouldn’t the CD’s be priced back to where they were originally set?
Take a math class, Chester, before they come with involuntary vasectomy tools.
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I have friends at The Neighborhood Shopper and they believe Councilman Johnson to be a fool.
ROFL.
Fucker wouldn’t buy enough used car inches.
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Anton
Okay I’ve got a big chin and can take the hit. But dude you have to admit it: the Newsweek/friends was the silliest comment on this high IQ site for ages.
You should be embarrassed. Aren’t you even a little.
Jake –
They found you . You better make a run for it ….
Jake – surely you’re smarter than that?
With no central point of information on who holds what level of CDS risk on specific instruments … there is no assurance that the entire chain of payments can be made. Thus, inefficient pricing.
My point more specifically … had there not been a CDS market … the crises would have stopped at Freddie and Fannie. And, had there been a totally transparent, regulated CDS market, the crises would not have spread.
Freddie and Fannie – Democrat Fuckup. CDS – purely a Republican fuckup. And it’s CDS that will take up down.
fly: great jearb on mos and nov
CAP — call me “Claude Raines” that this was the resolution of all that particular strain of Obamnid bullshit:
Last week, The Washington Post reported a similar incident during a Palin rally in Clearwater, Fla. The Secret Service investigated that allegation and found no indication that “kill him” was ever said, or if it was said, that the remark was directed at Obama.
Listening to tapes of that rally, the Secret Service heard “tell him” or “tell them,” but agents never heard “kill him,” Secret Service spokesman Eric Zahren told The Associated Press on Wednesday.
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With no central point of information on who holds what level of CDS risk on specific instruments … there is no assurance that the entire chain of payments can be made. Thus, inefficient pricing.
My point more specifically … had there not been a CDS market … the crises would have stopped at Freddie and Fannie. And, had there been a totally transparent, regulated CDS market, the crises would not have spread.
What a level of horseshit. There are plenty of illiquid and inefficient markets out there that don’t threaten the very essence of the financial system. I work with one of them every day.
This was not a regulatory problem or even a transparancy problem but a pricing problem — a bubble, if you will — that was wholly exacerbated by a false reliance on government support for assets that were by nature toxic.
If you want to lay the blame at someone’s door, go to the defenders of Fan and Fred (and there are some GOP you can throw out there too) who stood beside them in 2005 as they embarked on a brave new world tour of securitizing Alt-A’s and sub prime’s under their beneficent imprimatur.
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