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Your Car is Going to Zero

When you think “auto,” I bet you only conjure up thoughts of bullshit General Motors Corporation [[GM]] or Ford Motor Company [[F]] cars. But, there is so much more to bet against.

With the credit markets seized up, the auto industry is in crisis. Not only do American cars suck, but its potential buyers are not able to get loans.

Mike Jackson, CEO of AutoNation, Inc. [[AN]] , said only 80% of prime borrowers are getting loan approval, while a mere 20% of subprime idiots get the honor and privilege of owning a new or used car.

People, we are going back to the horse and buggy.

Short candidates for the credit aspect of the auto industry include: AmeriCredit Corp. [[ACF]] , CompuCredit Corporation [[CCRT]] and [[CACC]] .

Parts and dealers include: AutoZone, Inc. [[AZO]] , AutoNation, Inc. [[AN]] , Advance Auto Parts, Inc. [[AAP]] , CarMax, Inc [[KMX]] , Penske Automotive Group, Inc. [[PAG]] , Group 1 Automotive, Inc. [[GPI]] , Sonic Automotive, Inc. [[SAH]] , Asbury Automotive Group, Inc. [[ABG]] , [[CRMT]] , Copart, Inc. [[CPRT]] , Cummins Inc. [[CMI]] , BorgWarner Inc. [[BWA]] , Tenneco Inc. [[TEN]] and [[LAD]] .

Auto makers include: General Motors Corporation [[GM]] , Ford Motor Company [[F]] , Toyota Motor Corporation (ADR) [[TM]] , Daimler AG (USA) [[DAI]] , [[NSANY]] , PACCAR Inc [[PCAR]] , Navistar International Corporation [[NAV]] , WABCO Holdings Inc. [[WBC]] , Oshkosh Corporation [[OSK]] and [[VOLVY]] .

Look, even the Japanese auto industry is saddled with 25% decreases in unit sales. Take a basket of bullshit auto stocks and short them to zero.

In other news, insurance stocks are in dire straights. Any company with credit exposure is getting blown out, including MetLife, Inc. [[MET]] , Willis Group Holdings Limited [[WSH]] , XL Capital Ltd. [[XL]] , Financial Federal Corporation [[FIF]] and World Acceptance Corp. [[WRLD]] .

There is just so much to bet against.

With my money, I took some bearish positions on a variety of auto names and, as always, increased my [[SRS]] holdings.

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54 comments

  1. recusancy

    I would think the parts stores would do all right because people will be trying to squeeze every last mile out of their ’95 Grand Am rather then trade up.

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  2. CAP

    Has anyone seen my mustache ? I think it got punched off by POT FCX and SLV.

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  3. The Fly

    Nah. The same thing was said for HD and LOW, when people stopped buying new houses.

    Less cars mean less parts. It’s pretty simple.

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  4. CubsRock

    Nice post last night Master Fly 🙁

    Interesting article.
    http://finance.yahoo.com/tech-ticker/article/83221/Bailout-a-Done-Deal%2C-So-What-Happens-Now%3F

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  5. Anton Cigur

    Long Amish buggy technology.

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  6. recusancy

    HD and LOW are where you go to improve your house. Your house doesn’t need to function it just needs to not fall down. A car needs to function. Which requires a lot more work and trips to AutoZone.

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  7. JakeGint

    Are we allowed poem writing privileges on this post?

    _____

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  8. jd

    not looking for a bailout bounce?

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  9. BOOMER

    My 94 Volvo wagon is suddenly a progressive hipster ride. Covered BOOM short.

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  10. Dinosaur Trader

    Watch your ass on that CACC… 32% of its float is short. Over 100 days to cover at average daily volume.

    -DT

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  11. Patton

    No Jake, we are not

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  12. Danny

    DT, you love the CACC

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  13. CubsRock

    If I had to pick one stock to hold from today through the end of year, I think it would be MVIS, heh.

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  14. ZenProfit

    Last night’s post belongs in The Fly’s Greatest Hits.

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  15. AAPL?

    what do people on this board think of Apple at $100 these days?

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  16. The Contractor

    Bravo Danny.

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  17. Treepart

    Usually in recessions or downturns auto part stores do OK because individuals, at least the mechanically inclined ones, do their own repairs instead of paying a mechanic $60-$100/hour. I can do a brake job myself but I’m only going to do it if I need to save a few bucks.

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  18. sniper6

    my bullshit town is loaded with auto parts stores, many more than you would expect, with new ones being built. I am told they only survive because of egregious 400% markups on their wares.

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  19. JakeGint

    DT, obviously, likes “long CACC”

    __

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  20. Dinosaur Trader

    Jake,

    You’re like a tumor growing on this site.

    -DT

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  21. sniper6

    you can’t go roadhunting, with a two zillion candlepower spotlight, if your car is broke down.

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  22. Better than 120 mph
    Better than 120 mph

    Donny, about yesterday’s comment…

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  23. Anton Cigur

    Darrell Issa: “I don’t have a problem that there is a problem and it’s a problem that needs to be dealt with…”

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  24. Danny

    Copying my jokes n’ shit Jake, fools always be biting my shit.

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  25. Treepart

    Problematic in itself Anton

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  26. Danny

    Got out of SdS at 75, just for whatever reason.

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  27. JakeGint

    Sorry, Danny, you know how much I like to pile on the angry commie.

    Especially when those easy peasy ones are left hanging out there.

    ‘Sides, you should think of it as a compliment. I always do. 😉

    _____

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  28. Ray Ray

    Vix singin’ “Ain’t no stoppin us now – we’re on the move!””

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  29. JakeGint

    …you can’t go roadhunting, with a two zillion candlepower spotlight, if your car is broke down.

    Possible “gem of the day” candidate!

    _____

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  30. POT

    wow…POT has been halted in Canadian trading.. because it was falling too fast?

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  31. Paradigm Shift

    @ CAP – I shaved off my mustache last night as a preemptive measure.

    It has been punched off twice in the last week… so I figured why not get out in front of the curve this time.

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  32. Donny

    Right now I feel like I’m being humped by a retired greyhound.

    But the day ain’t over.

    Fuck off haters!

    Ta-Ta!

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  33. Better than 120 mph and sex
    Better than 120 mph and sex

    Got nuthin but love for ya Donny!

    I’m in DIG at $55.10

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  34. I want to short these stocks, but I’m afraid the bailout might cause another jump. Do you think we should wait until Friday?

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  35. anjing bau

    no POT is getting smoked in trading on the TSX

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  36. conspiracy info

    It has been said that it would take a “a pearl harbor like event” to get people to go along with a plan that would involve controlling the middle eastern oil… A “pearl harbor like event” is required to go to war.
    Buffett says financial crisis is an “economic pearl harbor”
    http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/081002/buffett_economy.html
    So who’s the focus on next? Russia, Venezuala, Iran?

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  37. ZenProfit

    CNBC tease read by Michelle Caruso-Carbrera: “In these stressful times, David Pogue looks for some digital relief.”

    Hey Michelle, I need some digital relief. Can you can give to me?

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  38. FuckBailouts

    Fly, it is “dire STRAITS”.

    This ain’t no poker game.

    And FUCK the bailouts! Let those brokerages, banks, brokers and bankers GO FUCKIN’ BROKE!

    I don’t give a fuck if I also gto broke!
    Even if I have to WALK AROUND BAREFOOT!

    We DON”T WANT no Christmas Tree Bailout bill!

    FUCK the banks who “can’t lend”. FUCK buying
    on credit! In fact FUCK BUYING!

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  39. Danny

    Jake, you’re right. I didn’t appreciate that angle of it, the piling on of the dirty commie.

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  40. Illuminous minimus

    “it’s a financial pearl harbor!”
    Interesting, considering the ill, loomed, and naughty said it would take a “pearl harbor like event” to convince the nation we need to go to war, in order to succeed in taking control of the middle east through owning their oil…
    Wonder who’s next?

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  41. mrkcbill

    Donny,

    Are you getting some clown love today?

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  42. The Contractor

    Maybe the damn bill won’t pass the house after all.

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  43. ZenProfit

    The New Improved Bail-out Bill is a pile of CRAP. Despite The Fly’s promise of dire consequences if it fails, I disagree. It does not fix the problem of dead mortgages. It only helps out the bankers, and, as Denninger says http://market-ticker.denninger.net/archives/2008/09/30.html was only written to bail-out foreign investors. The US taxpayer is getting clown-raped if this passes.

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  44. JakeGint

    I’m going down with the sinking GG ship, man.

    It was nice knowing you alls.

    One final “fcuk you!” to Alan Greenspan

    Whilst I soil my egregious Small Pauls.

    ___

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  45. JakeGint

    “it’s a financial pearl harbor!”

    __________

    Conspiracy theories aside, does anyone think it’s a bit odd that Yahoo! Finance is running this Warren Buffet quote AGAIN (today), five days or so after he said it?

    _________

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  46. Donny

    Fuck You Alan Greenspan!

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  47. nncoco

    “what do people on this board think of Apple at $100 these days?”

    I think I should have sold last week.

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  48. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Soooooo, Danny, do we make new low today? About 19 SPX points. And what was the signal that caused you to sell? 😉

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  49. Thunderpup

    Apple is rotten. You don’t need an iPod when you’re dumpster diving for food.

    We’re back to no-bailout heart attack levels, Bernanke doing reverse repo today to make congress crap their pants. Vote for the bailout or else.

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  50. theinsider

    american car companies made great cars in the 70’s-vega,pinto,falcon,citation,for 40years they have put out bullshit hoping that a little flag waving would create sales=fuck them and jeff immelt sucks.

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  51. Tim

    If the underlying assets of SRS go to zero, how high does SRS go?

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