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POOF: Your Bull is Gone

The brokers are really fucking the market here. Rumors of mass Exodus at [[MER]] are destroying their shares. I can tell you, when times are tough, brokers love to leave their employers, in exchange for a big fat signing bonus at another broker/dealer.

The incentives are huge, typically 100-200% of the reps trailing 12. So, a million dollar producer can leave MER for [[MS]] for a quick 1.5 mill. Hell, in this market, up front money is very enticing.

With my money, I shorted more [[LEH]] today, mainly because I can.

The general feel of today’s tape was extraordinarily bearish. It’s this sort of tape that reminds asshats, who suck the balls off of [[GE]], that we are in a bear market.

As for me, I kept most of my longs, with exception to [[FMCN]]. I sold out 3/4th’s of my FMCN position, mainly because it did not respond to BIDU‘s numbers.

I will be looking to buy a few energy names, over the next few sessions. Too many jerkoffs are short. I will take their money, then kick them into an active freeway of mud stomping bulls.

In closing, “The Fly” feels like a fucking douche for covering his bank shorts the other day. In order to make up for this “pussified behaviour [sic]. he intends to punish the shares of [[TCB]], [[MI]] and [[LEH]], while living lavishly off of gains in [[SKF]].

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37 comments

  1. DickBove

    Barton likes the banks and B/Ds.

    Just saying.

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  2. Aris

    fuck me for not buying some SKF yesterday when it was 113.

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  3. Handles

    Barton is a total fade…..he is a mental case….stuttering on cnbc just now saying how bullish banks look….LMAOOOOOO

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  4. KC Trader

    Good volume at the end for WM… No way WM goes lower.

    CROX….going out of business sale. Misses earnings at 42c EPS then has the balls to lower guidance to 1c to 5c EPS.

    Crocs are some ugly shoes. Fad just like…LA Gear.

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  5. Cardiff_Giant

    Where can i get real time data on %of float sold short? Yahoo finance has it but its stale.

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  6. KC Trader

    Cardiff_Giant,

    Try

    http://www.shortsqueeze.com/

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  7. calvino

    Stevie Wynn beat on the back of Macau earnings. I would like to listen to the call, however seeing or hearing an senventy five year old douchebag who calls himself Stevie is beyond my capacity. Let us ponder the win. We all know the macro factors, that the Chicoms are down fifty on the Shenzen and getting there on the Hang Seng. However as we speak, Stanley Hoe and fille are opening up den after gambling den in Macau, while Stevie himself is building a seven hundred mil Encore Wynn next to Wynn Macau. I would think that building on credit into a deflating market is not a salutary bizniz decision.\\

    Vegas.. one word.. shit. Hotel room revenue.. down. Per table revenue.. down.. and not nice like before, but bad this time. Now consider that Guv Ahnold just cut state employees wages to minimum next door, until the state budget passes.. how many unworthy bureaufuks are coming over the state line to lay it on the line? Another 800 mil to be financed at Encore Las Vegas. Combined with the other six hundred mil for Encore Macau.. poof.. there goes your free cash. And if ya think some one is going to floating those bonds to ya.. ya got another think coming. But go ahead, you already committed to 2.1 bil share buy back.. so there must be great value.

    I restate my thesis.. lvs, mgm, wynn.. bankrupt soon. Building into a downturn does that. The short squeeze has already given you all the money you are going to get. The shorts left are holding or bought at these gift prices. Jakey.. salut.

    update..

    short overnight.. usd/jpy.. usd/chf..usd/cad.. gbp/aud.

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  8. Aris

    KC, i noticed that action in WM. obscene volume. it looks interesting for a trade. normally i’d expect it to open much lower tomorrow and catch a bounce after a selling surge, but with this anti-short sentiment flying around, i don’t really know what to expect.

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  9. The Romanian

    The Romanian Says:

    Fly,

    I’m surprised there is no speculation regarding the msft/yahoo saga from you or any of your clones. What do you think of the latest developments? I’m thinking of buying some Aug and Oct $30 calls. I smell an imminent buyout offer in the works, but I’d like to know your take on it. Are you hearing anything from any of your sources as of late? Also, are you now buying MVIS since the secondary is out of the way? I’m in eyeballs deep on that one. TIA – and good trading.

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  10. nullpointer

    aris-

    you and me both brother, i ~almost~ bought @ 115, then i got called off to a meeting thru market close.

    i am a fucking moron – sold my SRS (basis 83) yesterday as well.

    so all i had today were my plastic explosive grade beta longs.

    how do you think my day was?

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  11. Donny

    Today probably did more damage to the psyche of this market than any other day this year. (JMHO) I believe we are now ready to face new lows for the broader markets.

    Larry Kudlow is gonna have a freaking stroke on the air, people!

    BTW, Where the Phuck is that little phuckphace that was in here pimping financials earlier this week?

    I love this shit … I swear I do.

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  12. Q4

    SKF

    Feels Like Home

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  13. Prospectus

    @Cardiff,

    They only compile that stuff every few weeks. Shortsqueeze.com gets the info a few days earlier than yahoo, but not enough for a big edge.

    Nasdaq has free short interest info here: http://quotes.nasdaq.com/asp/MasterDataEntry.asp?page=ShortInterest

    NYSE charges for their data.

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  14. Aris

    i hear that, null. i really expected this rally to extend to around 12,000 or so on the dow. i told myself i’d wait for the SKF to go under 100 before i’d pull the trigger. i guess that was a bit too aggressive.

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  15. CubsRock

    /CubsRock shrugs, 3 for 3…

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  16. TX Slave Trader
    TX Slave Trader

    I used to feel alone in this world until I realized there are others who also want to see Larry “Enron” Kudlow snort his ass back to the demon masters who sent him here to poison the earth.

    As for business, I bought EZPW at the close into earnings. Revenue grew at 25%, eps at 40%…..it’s trading at 17X trailing eps and like 2X revenue….WTF am I missing? It’s a pawn shop and check cashing retailer! Still can’t gauge the market’s reaction, they’ll probably slaughter me tomorrow for having the audacity to buy into earnings. Just thought I’d throw this one out there for those who think the economy is going to shit, but you’re so junked out on CNBC you can’t help but go long somewhere.

    I’m off to go pawn my wedding band.

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  17. Jakegint

    Calvin–

    Looks like the market is not liking “Stevie’s” call! Salut, mah brothah.

    ___________

    Donny: BTW, Where the Phuck is that little phuckphace that was in here pimping financials earlier this week?

    Oh, you must mean “Anonymous Douchebag?” Like most cowards, that pussy got the hell out of Dodge (iBC). Either that, or he’s hiding behind yet another douchebag moniker. You can tell it’s him if you read a post that just screams “Douchebag!” at you.

    __

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  18. Jakegint

    As for business, I bought EZPW at the close into earnings. Revenue grew at 25%, eps at 40%…..it’s trading at 17X trailing eps and like 2X revenue….WTF am I missing? It’s a pawn shop and check cashing retailer! Still can’t gauge the market’s reaction, they’ll probably slaughter me tomorrow for having the audacity to buy into earnings. Just thought I’d throw this one out there for those who think the economy is going to shit, but you’re so junked out on CNBC you can’t help but go long somewhere.

    Sometimes “GLANE” is a good strategy (“Go Long Absolutely Nothing, Ever”), but I know what you are saying.

    Be careful of the “regulatory risk” on those shitbag check cashers. Every state and regulatory agency, plus the Feds hates them, and want them dead. So too does the Mafia, who hates that they stole their loan sharking business.

    I am long WU, which is a more legally “acceptable” way to milk poor and immigrant fucktards without bank accounts.

    ___

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  19. KC Trader

    Aris,

    WM has a short float of 26%. Those bears cannot expect the stock to go down further and should be buying back. There should be no sellers at these levels, only buyers.

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  20. Aris

    good point, KC.

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  21. funny paranoid retard
    funny paranoid retard

    they gonna poof my shit!!

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  22. blahblahblah

    Nothing is uglier than a bitter winner.

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  23. Aris

    words uttered by larry kudlow on his show this evening:

    ‘penis envy’

    ‘pissing contest’

    ‘cox – if ever something should be a four-letter word’

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  24. nullpointer

    aris-

    yep, i was thinking 12000-ish too, and i was looking at a 95 ish entry on SKF

    we are both fucktards – we should start a fund so we can lose other peoples money instead of our own

    or maybe an etf…how does FKTRD strike ya?

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  25. Anthony Brown

    “Those bears cannot expect the stock to go down further and should be buying back.”

    Sounds like something the IMB and BSC bulls were saying not too long ago.

    Disclosure: Short WM

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  26. Aris

    hahaha count me in, null.

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  27. bifman

    Fly,

    I frequent this website a lot and actually believe you really do own a time machine. I remember earlier this year though, when it was on the fritz, and had you short for some very painful days. But after a couple of days you got it working again and very impressively went long against your bias.

    So my question to you is, is your time machine working right now when you say stay short?

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  28. Aris

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  29. ottnott

    Ah, yes. Is there anything that leaves a worse taste in the mouth than covering a short in the blow-off portion of a short-covering rally?

    Yes, there is. And that is being tipped in advance about an event that was very likely to trigger a short covering rally plus a mo-mo rally, but stubbornly staying short until finally covering in the blow-off portion of the rally.

    I did that in FCEL in mid-2000. Wish I could say it was the last stupid thing I did, but I can only say that none of the stupid things I’ve done since cost me nearly as much as that did.

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  30. ottnott

    I vote for Aris as King of the IBC Art Gallery.

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  31. Aris

    ottnott, my biggest mistake this year was buying FRE too soon before the real rally, panicking out when it turned against me, only to see it rebound more than 100% from where i got in a day later. i’ll never stop being pissed off about that. that’s what i get for trying to game gov’t fuckery.

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  32. Kiwin

    Fluor (FLR) CEO has sold $1.73 million worth of stock this week. A sign of times to come to the construction industry?

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  33. Jakegint

    Aris — well done! You will soon by vying for Jeremy’s “artist” role if you keep this up.

    _________

    My biggest mistake was last week, covering my SKF hedge (short the 170 calls against my entire position) without actually selling the SKF at the same time.

    Worse, I could’ve “covered” that SKF short call position at “0” but paid far, far north of that on what I thought was a “rebound.”

    Woe was me. Luckily I’m “the resiliant type,” (ie, “donkey Irish”) and I got over it.

    __

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  34. Aris

    that SKF is a tricky one.

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  35. Chuck

    Fluor, remember when…. They held a silly public contest to name the company. The 5 year chart hardly looks silly.

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