Our resident hurricane watcher is hoping “Dolly will suck the pants off America,” via horrendous winds and “ball busting precipitation.”
Inside sources tell me “Dolly” will enter the Gulf of Mexico and punch the mustaches off of many oil rigs.
My personal weatherman says “Dolly is a dumb broad with fake nails and tits, ova here.” He said: “Fughetiboutit. Tell the steers and queers in Texas to wear a rain jacket and keep an umbrella handy.”
Should the storm take aim on the GOM rigs, get long crude and natty, via [[HP]], [[GLBL]], [[UPL]], [[UNG]], [[TXCO]] and [[NGAS]].
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Electronic Arts Inc. (ERTS) extended its tender offer for Take-Two Interactive
Software Inc. (TTWO) a fifth time as it waits to see if the deal will be cleared
by the Federal Trade Commission.
Feel free to short TTWO 🙁
On the “Cramer reads this site” front:
I was in the car this morning and Cramer was being interviewed by a radio host, and I didn’t even listen to the whole thing, but he must have said “egregious” four or five times in the three minutes or so he was talking…
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Maximum frustration if Dolly attains hurricane status and then hits the gulf platforms with all the punch of a Dennis Kneale left hook (“I broke a nail!”) I think oil’s muted reaction so far means we get a pop if anything then a drop to whatever support the people pushing oil these days want it to get to. Warning: I believe in conspiracy theories.
uh-oh. Mebbe it’s time for a new word. As we all know, once Cramer starts pumping something, it’s going straight into the shitter.
May I suggest “ubiquitous”, as in, “on CNBC the bullshit is ubiquitous”. Or, “The Fly’s victories are ubiquitous”.
If the DOW was a cock, CNBC cast would be sucking it all day long. EVERYDAY!
CNBC going down on the DOW all true. But you have a dirty mouth, Granpa.
There is so much that is disturbing about that sentence.
My lone equity holding, JNPR, seems to be buying back some stock today.
The freshly clean shaven Dennis Kneale just said he loved David Tice and that he’s a good looking man.
Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but I think DK just confirmed to all the doubters that he’s a flaming homo.
lvs now up thirteen percent on the jeffries upgrade. short.
If Tice was in the room when ‘knees’ said that.. knees would need miniscus surgery.
Therefore, I nominate a term we used to use in college:
“recockulous.”
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PS — for those following LVS, $41.60 was the 23.6% retrace, and it may drop back down to there in the near term. If it breaks back through that line, you’re gold to continue shorting it to eternity.
But the joozyiest scenario would be to have it return all the way to the 38.2% retrace line at around $48.15. It’s highly unlikely it’s going to get past that one on it’s first try, and so that makes for an ideal shorting position here.
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