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The Cold War, Part II

This is great. Being that we are in a 73-74 market type of mode, why not top it off with hostilities between the fucking Soviets and the U.S. too?

I never liked those fuckers—always pointing missiles and shit at me.

Russia’s will be forced to make a military response if the U.S.-Czech missile defense agreement is ratified, the Foreign Ministry said Tuesday.

If the agreement is ratified, “we will be forced to react not with diplomatic, but with military-technical methods,” the Foreign Ministry statement said. It did not give specifics of what the response would entail.

NOTE: This news can rattle the markets, while giving a bump to crude and natty.

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23 comments

  1. clubber lang

    aint so bad

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  2. BOOMER

    Meh. I’d be more worried about an attack on Iran.

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  3. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Nice move on CLF. By the way can I get any fucking busier. I have not even had the pleasure of shitting in paper bags and leaving it at the Merc in the past couple weeks. By the way fuck that cunt at VMW, you faggots cost me money.

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  4. Sir Douchebag

    anyone betting short on oil better be fucking quick.

    World demand continues to grow at at least 1% a year.

    Global production continues to peak.

    All suprises will be of the negative kind (terrorism, hurricane, strike).

    top shorts: COF, URBN

    Fed is merely blowing bubbles again today. If oil were going down for any length of time you can bet the market would be up 300 points by now. Real data shows a dwindling supply of crude far out into the future and demand ratcheting up.

    This president did not give a crap about fuel standards or have any kind of energy plan. It’ll take at least 10 years to significantly dent U.S. demand. A million barrels a day will not cut it. And so we’ve only cut demand around 400,000 barrels.

    That said — a lot of these oil stocks were severely overpriced and deserve a shellacking.

    Short the airliners. What a joke.

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  5. DSB

    I think this news suggests that they are simply going to re-aim their defenses @ the missile shield sites – not take actual military action. Agreed on the effect of the news though… The fear dial was low for a minute.

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  6. DB

    CLNE might have a ton of upside after what T Boone said today.

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  7. Donny

    They just had the commodities king on CNBC, talking about oil possibly declining $15-$20 from here. Sorry Fuckface, oil is gonna drop more than that … hells bells, oil below $100 before eclipsing $150.

    JMHO!

    One more note to the oil bulls … there sure the fuck are a lot of you guys around.

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  8. Aris

    this is fantastic when you consider the prodigious irony:

    “The U.S. has pushed the plan as necessary to prevent missile attacks by rogue nations, pointing to Iran as a particular concern. But Russia dismisses the likelihood of such threats.”

    [russian] you are silly to think anyone would attack you. however, we’ll attack you if you don’t stop your anti-attack measures

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  9. CubsRock

    Don’t be stupid, what is the VIX telling you.

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  10. SatanicChihuahua
    SatanicChihuahua

    John Hussman says he wouldn’t be surprised to see oil under $60 early next year. But to get there, he’s forecasting very weak global economic activity.

    Maybe the market agrees with him, and that’s why stocks are basically giving the middle finger to declining oil prices.

    http://hussmanfunds.com/wmc/wmc080707.htm

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  11. Paradigm Shift
    Paradigm Shift

    Boomer –
    Wasssup with the Flock of Homo’s video?

    Is there a subtle message I’m not getting?

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  12. Paper Bags United Against Pooping
    Paper Bags United Against Pooping

    PBUAP, the nation’s largest consortium representing the interests of domestic paper bags, announced this afternoon that Violent Bag Pooping (VBP) has decreased 85% over the last few weeks.

    Followers of the story will recall a number of heinous acts against paper bags were discovered in and around the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. Said events involved all manner of black sticky red meat poop found in, on, and around deceased paper bags.

    Brownie McCrinkle, President of PBUAP issued the following statement:

    “While we are [rustle] grateful for the decline in VBP, the fact remains that there is a serial bag pooper on the loose in [crinkle] Chicago. We are working closely with law enforcement and janitorial staffs to apprehend this culprit. Additional steps are being taken to coordinate efforts with the RTGMPJ (Road Trip Gallon Milk Pee Jug) organization to see if [crumple} we can cross reference any of our intelligence.”

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  13. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    http://www.rallymonkey.com/video/kenindex.swf

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  14. Paper Bags United Against Pooping
    Paper Bags United Against Pooping

    I Ran : Iran

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  15. the other boomer

    More threats regarding I Ran (so far away)

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  16. Paradigm Shift
    Paradigm Shift

    Got it

    I picked a bad week to stop smokin’ weed

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  17. Paper Bags United Against Pooping
    Paper Bags United Against Pooping

    Paradigm Shift : Danny

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  18. The Contractor
    The Contractor

    My short USO long the indexes trade is finally turning a profit.

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  19. Nic Nack
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  20. TraderCaddy

    Russia? Much of the country is too busy at the clubs, drunk from Vodka, or busy making capitalist $$ (legal or otherwise) to put up much of a fight. Khrushchev is probably rolling around in his mausoleum.

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  21. Crude Broker

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

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  22. Flux Capacitor
    Flux Capacitor

    The Rooskies are justifiably concerned about uncle sam parking military assets in eastern europe.

    If the Russians started installing missile silos and building airbases in Mexico, how would you feel?

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  23. mrkcbill

    Crude that is Gold!

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