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BREAKING NEWS EMERGENCY ALERT

I just sold short 100,000 shares of Jeremy @ $22 and 100,000 shares of Woodshedder @ $0.73.

At the time of this post, “The Fly” was long 1 million Ragin Cajun @ $350 and 500,000 Alphadawg @ $155. He has no position in “Danny,” which happens to be trading a notch under $1.

NOTE: My IQ is much higher than yours.

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20 comments

  1. Danny

    This post is horseshit.

    you allocate 2.2m into short J and just 73k short SHED? Poor allocation.

    I too am long RC, at a much lower price, and while I have no position in AD, that stock is going higher.

    If I was COO of this place we’d be public by now, or at least have a much higher revenue stream, instead of hanging out on shitty servers. Something to ponder.

    Not having a position in DUDE (my ticker) is insulting. I suggest shorting my stock, as it is surely going to “a hair above 50 cents.”

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  2. BOOMER

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  3. Dogwood

    How about some price targets and stop loss recommendations for those of us playing along at home?

    Thanks.

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  4. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    just bought 5k shrs of woody and danny at $ 1.50 each.

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  5. Doug K's ass

    I did the complete opposite of you, because I’m a hater…
    Egregiously, I’m also short the Fly.

    I’m still very long spreadsheets which I bought during the tech boom.

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  6. Prospectus

    No price target for RC. Buy that bastard with both hands and hold until the end of time. Alpha is trading at a recockulous discount to true value, as well. Hell, the entire ibc index is going to the moon. Soon, Bernanke and Hankey will have to come to The Fly to get money, since he’ll own it all inside of 18 months.

    Margin your house, wife and kids and go Long ibc in size.

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  7. punyandy

    you can typically find DUC on the pink sheets.

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  8. .Goldman

    After careful review we have upped RC’s EPS (excellent picking strategy) by 17% and are raising our 6 month target price to $Eleventy-nine million baht.

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  9. Danny

    What’s so idiotic about this is that Fly quoted the shares of DOOD, not DUDE.

    DOOD is a sub I spun out in 02, which is basically home to a massive SIV. It has negative earnings, CF, and SE. It holds my once lucrative MVIS, CROX, VDSI trades that I securitized with much leverage. It trades at a post 1:10 split adjusted price of 96 cents.

    DUDE has a clean balance sheet, and is essentially debt free. It trades at $61.93, last quote.

    Gains from available for sale secs. are up big, and dividends are paid from re, not out of ti.

    We have a great growth strategy and should have a bright future.

    Not to mention the partnerships in place with RC, AD, FLY, SHED, and iBC.

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  10. ottnott

    Trade those names as you will, but they are not true alternative energy stocks. Once the catfish-scented stores of bodyfat play out, you’ll see that I’m right.

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  11. dumbass blonde retarded bitch
    dumbass blonde retarded bitch

    FUCK Danny, what exchange does DUDE trade on!
    I’ve been looking for your ticker symbol longer than the time I spent looking at a paper when someone wrote “turn over” on both sides of it!

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  12. JakeGint

    I am gobbling up as much SHED as I can at $0.73 (up from $0.52, as it’s thinly traded), for the “hidden asset play.”

    While RS-2 is not a cashflow-er, the royalty rights for his cornpone bluegrass ditties were just optioned by Dolly Parton.

    )

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  13. JakeGint

    Breaking!

    Bruce’s Main Man thinks better of his hilarious phony Presidential Seal.

    Nothing to see here! Move along, move along… and be quiet! The Messiah is resting!

    _

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  14. Woodshedder

    Damn. I’m on vacation and stuff.

    You know, for what I’m trading for, you oughta just buy me out.

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  15. Juice

    more straw man bs from jake – if it wasn’t for the straw man, Jake would have no man at all, to bash that is.

    to wit:
    1. you well know my main man is Ron Paul, not Obama, as you falsely accuse

    2. your concocted neocon talking point of Obama being a Messiah, so you can bash your own false accusation

    No worries, I completely understand your need to concoct falsities, else you’d have no wars to fight and you’d have to face your real problems, much like your Bush/Cheney regime of choice….. as above, so below

    What one can take away from that whole seal episode: Obama learns from mistakes and is man enough to own up to them; unlike the current primate in the White House, who takes orders from voices in his head, he deludedly labels as ‘God the Father’.

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  16. Pete Armenian

    RC, giddyup

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  17. Gay Adami

    On a valuation basis, Wood looks cheap here.

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  18. BPOE

    I think the FLY is a closet Iconoclast. Being a Bear is bringing it out.

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  19. mrkcbill

    I’m long a variety of JakeGint ETF’s.

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