Another big day for “The Fly” aka “Senor Tropicana,” up another 3%—spearheaded by the retards who invest in financial and Chinese stocks.
Late in the day, the ethanol racket fell apart, due to some profit taking. Not a big deal. In my opinion, they’re to be bought on dips.
I’m very busy right now. Hence, I do not have the time, nor the inclination, to guide you miserable midgets—at the present.
However, i will tell you, being long energy and short financials is a grande [sic] scheme. And, being long gold, via [[AUY]] and [[DGP]], will bless your children with a much larger inheritance, once you finally die.
In closing, I am short term bearish on the markets, with a bullish appetite for low quality energy stocks.
Be well, or not.
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What kind of a beaner are you? Spell Señor with the proper intonation, Señor Tropicana or I am gonna have your illegal Mexicans punch the smug off your face.
Keep your shorts on Pepster, he’s just aping the cartoon character on the orange juice carton.
Ironically, a Senor “Pepsi” brand.
Odd, no?
BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Bulls prepare to head for the Hamptons for the summer after their sell in May beat down today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lufbFSeVpaE
One Bad Apple
Do you people here think its fucking odd that here in Chicago it now costs ~$15 more to fill up your gas tank now and the same fucking people that complain about this fucking tiny $15 amount are the fucking first people in line in front of me to buy a fucking egregiously priced $9.00 pack of cigarettes and fucking $5.00 worth of Lottery tickets. Fucking amazing!
A time machine changes people
I guess it’s 100% bullish on oil and 0% bears. A perfect setup for the inventory report tommorrow.
These fat ass fucks been complaining the entire time from $3 to $4.50, a whopping $30 per tank. I am from Chicago as well and my dick face neighbor brings home a bright yellow smart car with $4000 waiting list premium. I cant wait until he parks it outside so I can come home drunk and flip it.
Pump–When the Fly is banking coin, he gets all beligerent, cocky and shit. That’s the Fly you knew 2 months ago.
His investment returns are somewhat muted now, given that he saw a 30% ytd return mid-March melt away in SMN, FXP and short POT.
In effect, he has been humbled.
I will work on getting him to smile and tell funnier and racier jokes with lots of swearing and cussing. I can’t promise anything, though.
Those smart cars are a Plaintiff’s attorney dream. Will it stay on the ground when the Chicago winds pick up or will it go airborne into Lake Michigan?
Does anyone know why “corn is cracking”?
TraderCaddy: Its tough to get laid in the back of one thats for sure. But the Gays here in Chicago have taken a liking to them. I have seen a couple of them lately, although they are so old now I am surprised we are just getting them in America. I used to drive them all the time when I lived in Germany, they are pieces of shit that get smashed like a beer can at a Nascar race.
Kurt, because the price got too hot and people realized that “corn based ethanol” is a joke.
Have a look at me now, honey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQKYH5OZ3NM&feature=related
Oil through the roof…
Make sure you hang onto your pens… you might need to microwave that shit to oil. I think I might go an buy a bunch of unused pens on ebay for the oil.
http://environment.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn12141
Get back here pen, our show starts soon
Pump
Whats your point? Who cares?
Its like the question that was brought up last week.
Which is Gayer Writing a Blog or reading a Blog?
Fly – Broker A- is a God Blogger…what don’t you understand about that?
Not this crap again, OY. Bring back the ‘humping cans of creamed corn’ jokes, something, anything else.
Or am I just unaware that there’s some bad crack out there fueling the paranoia?
Anyone know why stock quotes aren’t working in the PG …
[[VSE]] doesn’t seem to work …. Jeremy???
Pump,
You’re stupid; go away.
Thank you.
#8,
The technology of embedded quotes relies on data from yahoo. Need I say more?
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/0c82561a-2697-11dd-9c95-000077b07658.html?nclick_check=1
Moody’s error gave top ratings to debt products
aka Mr. Fruit? Egad, this blog really is totally gay. Eww…
Why did I click that link…. somebody shoot me for breaking my own personal rule.
Fly: Your fucking staff needs to stop adding and removing the fucking market stats box. I am fucking irate at the moment about this egregiously run fucking blog. Have some fucking professionalism around here.
(By the way no offense to Danny as I know this man works very hard for his Roman wages)
Thanks Wood …. thought it was just my post but now I can see the whole site is down ….. Yahoo?!?!
What is iBankCoin now owned by BOTD?
Asia is getting prison gang banged. Oops someone dropped the soap.
gappin n yappin: Bayern Muenchen forever!
Motherfucker.
Trust me, I will track all of you fuckers down and do seriously bodily harm. Keep in mind, I was raised in Brooklyn and know how to fist fight.
Pump and dump is banned for life. You hear me cocksucker?
Any comments, like “this is not the real Fly” will result in instant ban and comments will be erased.
It’s bad enough I blog for free. I don’t have to deal with the lowest IQ’s in America too.
Funny, that of all things that you suffer here, the “This is not the real Fly” comments provoke you into a deep rage.
Gap,
Nice.
Insulting Danny and Jeremy at the same time?
Both are kids, yes. But Danny does the skate board vids, and blogs here, whilst Jeremy is the genius behind the visuals (and I’m talking about those front pagers with the iBC logo, kid, they are awesome).
Have some respect, eh?
Barring that, don’t blog whilst well into the Laphroaig’s.
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Fly — one comment, if you will.
This asshole obviously knows he’s “got your goat” with this angle.
It’s typical “troll behaviour (sic).”
He’s looking for the response you just gave. Now he’s spanking himself off of it.
Ban him, sure. But in future (when he comes back as some other asshole), just ignore the fucker.
Believe me, that is the greatest pain you can proffer him.
Jake, I think Gap has been “blonging.”
You figure it out, then remember where you heard it first.
lmao @ Jake’s visual of Fly’s arch enemies wanking themselves when he responds to them….
And Buylo:
Are you freaking Terry Gilliam? What is with your obsession with the Baron?
Do you think you’re being clever?
Another fuckhead.
^speaking of trolls…
Jake: They know I am just bullshitting about the blog. By the way I meant Jeremy, not Danny. They all do a great job here with the site. I do wonder though why the box disappears all of the time, wasn’t sure if it was Firefox 3 RC-1 that caused it or that they took it down.
On a market note, Wood for RSI(2), what is the signal number that you use?
Wood,
I love Gaps, but if he’s hitting the water cooled bong, he’s the angriest stoner I’ve ever met.
Maybe this is his “weapon” of choice?
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Gaps,
I think they are having trouble with the ancillaries again. There’s a lot of moving parts. One must have patience.
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Jake and Wood: Here is a video of last night, I think it affected my thought process today.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jvx3E_vUVLI
It was a rough morning and I am beat.
lol, sippin on some sizzurp!