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Just Back From Dunkin’

I’ll have you know, “The Fly” is embarrassed to be seen inside, or around the perimeter, of Dunk’ Donuts coffee shoppes [sic]. Don’t get me wrong, the coffee is acceptable. However, it is not gourmet. The main detriment to Dunkin’ is the amount of blue collar workers who visit, for a quick “Joe and some donuts.”

I just got back from Dunkin’ (I went in a disguise) and there were two sanitation workers and one construction worker on line, waiting for “some fucking cups of coffee, over here.” As you know, I despise construction workers and their stupid fucking hammers.

Before I die, I will be sure to take a commercial construction job, just so that I could knock the whole fucking building down.

My point: sanitation workers are assholes. Growing up, I knew a kid (Timmy), who’s Dad was a sanitation worker. Let me tell you, poor Timmy’s house was filled with garbage that his Dad thought “was brand fucking new, over here.” His television was straight out of the trash. Trying to watch it was impossible—since it operated on rabbit antenna’s and only received 3 channels.

Quite egregious, if you ask me.

I noticed someone mentioned “The Trump Top,” in oil. I can go for that. That man vexes me, with his bankrupt ways.

As I write, the market is going through a rotation, out of energy and into tech, yet again. The semis appear to be a major beneficiary of this new/dumb money.

For a trade, go ahead, get drunk and play a few—with your life insurance money. However, just know, the only reason why the semis are running is because they “appear” to be cheap.

They are not. They blow.

[[MVIS]] is on fire. Lots of rumors running rampant about the company releasing the names of some of their partners. I am not falling for that line of crap, anymore. However, I will tell you, lots of “The Fly’s” friends are buying busloads of the stock.

Finally, beware of the China top. All of the Chinese lotto tickets are mauling the bears here. This cannot and will not last for too much longer.

NOTE: On the back of great earnings from [[TIF]], I like [[SKS]] here.

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27 comments

  1. The Game is Rigged
    The Game is Rigged

    Rejoice! Crude is giving us a chance to get in!

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  2. Happy Hank

    Another idea on disguises: before you head over there, change into some camo BDU’s, a grunge rock T-shirt and wear a baseball cap backwards. Then stroll into Dunkin’, order the biggest cup of coffee, a dozen donuts and smirk at the construction workers….Then run.

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  3. Timmy

    I’d much rather have a TV that gets 3 channels than a stinking blue radio that gets 3 stations.

    Fuck off.

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  4. timma!

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  5. Timmy's Dad

    Who you callin’ asshole, asshole?

    At least those TVs worked. Much better than your time machine………….bhahahahaha!

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  6. Bike20017

    Congress Steps in to Screw the Pooch Again!!!

    “U.S. Congress Strengthens Oversight of Electronic Exchanges”

    By Tina Seeley

    May 15 (Bloomberg) — The U.S. Senate approved legislation that strengthens oversight of electronic energy trading platforms like the Intercontinental Exchange.

    The measure was part of a farm bill the Senate approved by a 81-15 vote, a margin large enough to override a threatened veto from President George W. Bush. The House approved the legislation yesterday by a veto-proof majority.

    “We are bringing sunlight to these dark markets,” Senator Charles Schumer, a New York Democrat, said at a press conference today in Washington.

    The legislation gives the Commodity Futures Trading Commission authority to regulate contract trades that either have a large volume, are used to help determine prices or are linked to a regulated contract.

    It also requires an audit trail and record keeping for electronic exchanges, imposes limits on speculation, calls for market monitoring and increases penalties the commission can levy to $1 million.

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  7. Bear Killa Ben
    Bear Killa Ben

    Heh. Guess who will have oversight of the CFTC? Eggsactly!

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  8. BOOMER

    Can anyone comment on the closing of the Enron loophole and its ramifications for oil?

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  9. Richard

    Fly,

    our bet of $5 before $15 on cors, please don’t forget. (a lot like $15 before $25, resulting in 1 bottle of scotch. still waiting)

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  10. KissMyAss

    Fly it use to be “yo over here”
    In this fucked up financial world alittle humor
    goes a long way.

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  11. polar opposite
    polar opposite

    Regarding MVIS, last week at $3.05 you stated you would wait for a pullback before buying. Just keep waiting.

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  12. JoeyBagoBensonhurst
    JoeyBagoBensonhurst

    Yo’ polah beah!?

    Fuck youze, ovah heah!

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  13. The Game is Rigged
    The Game is Rigged

    Crude now rallies back and the mkt rallies with it. See you can have it both ways! Onwoard and upward forever!

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  14. Dan-O

    Ha Ha Ha!!

    You live in Queens and hate hard hats, I hope you can see how unintentionally funny that truly is.

    Also, DnD uses Arabica beans, that is technically gourmet quality.

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  15. Scum Bucket

    Fly wrote:

    I will tell you, lots of “The Fly’s” friends are buying busloads of the stock…

    Now I know you’re lying. In the first place you got no friends, in the second place “lots” is just way over the flippin’ top. The Reprobates Anonymous group you meet with three times a week notwithstanding.

    BTW, You could have bought CLNE for $12 any day in April. I guess you like “loosing” money.

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  16. BOOMER

    covered WGOV for a slight loss. its pretty tight now.

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  17. BOOMER

    someone is seling huge blocks of mvis at 4

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  18. brushbuck

    Fly was going to wait and buy MVIS in the two’s; if he isn’t careful, he may not be able to get it in the three’s.

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  19. jeff

    Fuck – this is a stock picker’s mkt.

    I’m sticking with my G O L D

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  20. arabica beans gourmet? huh? No friggin way pal!

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  21. CubsRock

    Thanks to the pullback in oil, all of The Fly’s neighbors are now long of oil.

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  22. Aris

    i hope oil breaks down to under 120 next week. all the clowns will dump the service stocks, and i’ll get back in.

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  23. JoeyBagoBensonhurst
    JoeyBagoBensonhurst

    Yo’ Doh Ho, ova heah?

    Learn to read a fuckin’ map, dickhead. He lives on an island but it ain’t Lawn Guyland.

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  24. KissMyAss

    “IsThatAnIsland”?

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  25. JoeyBagoBensonhurst
    JoeyBagoBensonhurst

    Eggzackly.

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  26. mvis

    Mvis will go to $4.50 next Wed…

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  27. ZenProfit

    Mr. Fly:

    Were you at Dunkin’ for the free drink today?

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