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The Demographic Breakdown

So I was in here, clacking away at my keyboard, working hard for my “dirty Internet money” when in rushed “The Fly” with a little slip of paper in his hand. He asked that I publish it immediately… in involves the demographic breakdown of the votes thus far.

With a little over 10% of the precincts reporting, here’s where we’re at…

BEAS is taking 79% of the Indian vote and 100% of the robot vote.

Green Writer is doing well with latte drinking liberals.

Alpha has the neo-con vote.

Hattery is holding the disheveled worker vote.

Cuervo is doing well in precincts that contain insane asylums.

DPeezy has an astounding 99.9% of the gangster vote.

Leonard is cleaning up in the zoos and interestingly enough, with coprophagists.

That’s it for now from voter central. Jake Gint’s interview will be published in short order…

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21 comments

  1. DPeezy

    There sure are a lot of ‘neo-cons’ out there, working late and swinging the vote…while the gangstas are out doing drive-bys.

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  2. Dinosaur Trader
    Dinosaur Trader

    Yes, it seems Alpha is now the frontrunner… something is certainly afoot. Perhaps he got hold of BEAS’s robots.

    -DT

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  3. rofl

    this site needs elections everynight…

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  4. alphadawgg

    Yo, G’s. What up?

    See? I understand and can relate to the gangsta voters.

    Expect that 0.1% to increase.

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  5. DPeezy

    It’s crazy…went from a gap of 5 to 35, literally in a matter of minutes! WTF?!

    Who are all these people and what were they doing earlier today??

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  6. Cajun

    I told you my campaigning was a success, look for a landslide victory by Alpha.

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  7. Leonard The Monkey

    I guess there better then nothing!

    Fly not many people know what a coprophagist is – your not a 2 girl 1 cup kind of fly?

    I won’t judge you.

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  8. alphadawgg

    Rage-
    How’s it going at campaign headquarters? You need anymore hookers? Tequila? Dwarf clowns?

    Let me know.

    Bilderberg just sent me more money.

    btw, the LSU Tigers will win the National Championship this coming season. Bilderberg told me.

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  9. Cajun

    all is good in the swamp, SIGM paid for the frog legs tonight.

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  10. green writer

    Mass spam for votes is not fair game in my book.

    I left the decision to the readers and I guess I will pay for it.

    I guess I had more faith in truth, justice, and all the other phony nonsense this world pitches.

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  11. DPeezy

    Team Elect DPeezy assemble!

    Anyone? …anyone? …Bueller?

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  12. alphadawgg

    I knew I could count on you. Thanks, my friend.

    Nice work on SIGM!

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  13. DPeezy

    The “culprit” (or at least a part of):
    http://www.optionaddict.net/blog/2008/5/7/update-new-poll.html

    The OA swings a pretty big hammer of readership…

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  14. mrkcbill

    Did you ever think that TAB may be cursed.

    Bilderberg foreclosed upon……Ducati Meltdowns……Gunners thrown into the spotlight like a Tornado. Just saying…that is one messed up URL.

    GW 185 posts (that includes recipes)
    AD 108
    DP 47

    All worthy

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  15. TraderCaddy

    What about the gun toting church going bitter crowd?

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  16. Cajun

    alpha,

    I will start working on your victory video.

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  17. boca

    Very creative marketing, Ragin.

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  18. jeff

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4_O-Zd1bec

    Down with all borders

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  19. alphadawgg

    May all of Option Addicts puts yield a bountiful return as the market tanks.

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  20. alphadawgg

    Ragin-
    Are campaign central and DT projecting me as the winner? If not, better hold off a little longer on the video.

    There’s still two hours before the polls close. We don’t want to jinx this.

    Off to buy expensive gifts and influence for my supporters…

    I’ll be back.

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  21. Dinosaur Trader
    Dinosaur Trader

    alpha,

    With two big endorsements outstanding, it would be unwise to project you as winner, however, you’re running very strong.

    Unless we get late breaking video of you killing babies or something, things look good for you.

    -DT

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