So I was in here, clacking away at my keyboard, working hard for my “dirty Internet money” when in rushed “The Fly” with a little slip of paper in his hand. He asked that I publish it immediately… in involves the demographic breakdown of the votes thus far.
With a little over 10% of the precincts reporting, here’s where we’re at…
BEAS is taking 79% of the Indian vote and 100% of the robot vote.
Green Writer is doing well with latte drinking liberals.
Alpha has the neo-con vote.
Hattery is holding the disheveled worker vote.
Cuervo is doing well in precincts that contain insane asylums.
DPeezy has an astounding 99.9% of the gangster vote.
Leonard is cleaning up in the zoos and interestingly enough, with coprophagists.
That’s it for now from voter central. Jake Gint’s interview will be published in short order…If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter
There sure are a lot of ‘neo-cons’ out there, working late and swinging the vote…while the gangstas are out doing drive-bys.
Yes, it seems Alpha is now the frontrunner… something is certainly afoot. Perhaps he got hold of BEAS’s robots.
this site needs elections everynight…
Yo, G’s. What up?
See? I understand and can relate to the gangsta voters.
Expect that 0.1% to increase.
It’s crazy…went from a gap of 5 to 35, literally in a matter of minutes! WTF?!
Who are all these people and what were they doing earlier today??
I told you my campaigning was a success, look for a landslide victory by Alpha.
I guess there better then nothing!
Fly not many people know what a coprophagist is – your not a 2 girl 1 cup kind of fly?
I won’t judge you.
How’s it going at campaign headquarters? You need anymore hookers? Tequila? Dwarf clowns?
Let me know.
Bilderberg just sent me more money.
btw, the LSU Tigers will win the National Championship this coming season. Bilderberg told me.
all is good in the swamp, SIGM paid for the frog legs tonight.
Mass spam for votes is not fair game in my book.
I left the decision to the readers and I guess I will pay for it.
I guess I had more faith in truth, justice, and all the other phony nonsense this world pitches.
Team Elect DPeezy assemble!
Anyone? …anyone? …Bueller?
I knew I could count on you. Thanks, my friend.
Nice work on SIGM!
The “culprit” (or at least a part of):
The OA swings a pretty big hammer of readership…
Did you ever think that TAB may be cursed.
Bilderberg foreclosed upon……Ducati Meltdowns……Gunners thrown into the spotlight like a Tornado. Just saying…that is one messed up URL.
GW 185 posts (that includes recipes)
What about the gun toting church going bitter crowd?
I will start working on your victory video.
Very creative marketing, Ragin.
Down with all borders
May all of Option Addicts puts yield a bountiful return as the market tanks.
Are campaign central and DT projecting me as the winner? If not, better hold off a little longer on the video.
There’s still two hours before the polls close. We don’t want to jinx this.
Off to buy expensive gifts and influence for my supporters…
I’ll be back.
With two big endorsements outstanding, it would be unwise to project you as winner, however, you’re running very strong.
Unless we get late breaking video of you killing babies or something, things look good for you.