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Jeremy, “Janitor of iBC” Endorses Green Writer

Official Communique From the Office of Jeremy Picohp, iBC Webmaster:

“The office of Jeremy Picohp, consistent with its responsibilities as the janitor of iBC, affirmed today its readiness to endorse the underdog candidacy of Green Writer.”

News analysis: The man behind the man… the Dick Cheney to “The Fly’s” George Bush, Jeremy is not the iBCer you want to fuck with. Hence, I find this endorsement to be significant and possibly game changing. I mean, think about it… he knows who you’re voting for tonight, he knows how you vote in the PG, and he knows who you dole out those negative karma points to… Simply put, he’s like the Santa Claus of iBC, except he doesn’t give out presents and he may be able to shit all over your Internet reputation.

You just don’t know, so why risk it?

REAL WORLD UPDATE: Obama wins the North Carolina primary, Clinton has a small lead in Indiana…

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10 comments

  1. green writer

    How come I did’nt get the memo?

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  2. The Fly

    Alpha about to take lead. The conservative vote is coming out on droves.

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  3. Cajun

    and Alpha takes the lead, thanks to his supreme campaign manager.

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  4. TraderCaddy

    The conservatives are voting now because O’Reilly on Fox was over at 9:00 PM, although Hell’s Kitchen looks pretty good tonight and may delay additional voting.

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  5. boca

    Alpha is Number One! Wow.

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  6. DPeezy

    Ah, dammit…I’m running out of laptops to give to the hoodlums…

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  7. Fly's Former Trader

    There are rumors spreading of a Fly endorsement.

    Developing…

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  8. boca

    Maybe he could come out early with his endorsement.

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  9. alphadawgg

    GW, you may have the “green” vote.

    On the other hand, it appears that I’m garnering the vote of the conservative, hard working, pull yourself up by the bootstraps, successful traders, who enjoy eating 2 1/2″ thick ribeyes and throwing pick axes at oak trees.

    They also drink their coffee black. And, as you know, coffee is for closers.

    Peace [sic] of cake.

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  10. green writer

    The fucked up thing is that is just what I am. However the Matrix and the world of spin we live in makes you think I’m a dope smoking hippie.

    As long as I know I live in the real world…everyting is Irie Mon!

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