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5 New Rules

I just unbanned everyone, so let’s start again.

Here are iBC’s new communist rules:

1. Do not annoy “The Fly.” You may critique him or even bad mouth him, but do not annoy. I realize there is a thin line between hating and outright spam. It’s your job to walk that line, not mine.

2. Quit with the soft porn. This isn’t a fucking degenerate website. Show some fucking class, losers.

3. I want more ideas, less rabble. I want an end to the 10,000 word essays, at once. Let’s get back to making money.

4. Stop giving Woodshedder negative karma. It hurts his feelings and makes him cry.

5. Never question the legitimacy of “The Fly.” Should any of you morons say: “Hey (burp), that ain’t Fly. Where’s Fly? I want me some Fly.” For that, I will fucking ban you.

Do you hear me, you fucking faggots?
NOTE: As soon as “lazy man Jeremy” get to his laptop, “the elections” will commence.

UPDATE: I do not know where this came from, but it has my website on it. You know what to do. I better see iBC on top by morning.

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44 comments

  1. Woodshedder

    Answer my emails, fucker.

    And since you did not ban fake Chinese accents,

    MAY THE BEST MAN WIN THE ERECTION!!!

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  2. buylo

    car 54 where are you?

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  3. DEVILDOG

    I’m back! I think the market will head down tomorrow. I initiated a SHORT on RIMM at 135. Should be good for at least $13.

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  4. The Fly

    Congrats Duc.

    You are the first to be banned.

    Being without a “theme” is prudent, when the markets are uncertain. Now, if you had the slightest idea how to manage money, you’d understand that.

    In other words, being flexible and not beholden to any stock is my idea of being themeless.

    The result: An array of short term gains.

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  5. Cajun

    rofl @ #4

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  6. DEVILDOG

    lmao @ #6

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  7. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Well said Fly. Hmm I found that section. Clips.

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  8. The Fly

    Gapp:

    Great idea.

    Actually, we are going to integrate all iBC made clips into one youtube page, where you can subscribe. In addition, we will make a separate page for clips.

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  9. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly yeah that sounds good, that is what I am looking for. The clips section doesn’t have exactly what I wanted.

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  10. The Fly

    Go click on “this” and vote Fly.

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  11. Scum Bucket

    I suggest you go long Ben Gay since having no investment theme is really, really, $hit stained, gaytarded, and otherwise douchewadly.

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  12. The Fly

    Gotcha. Banned.

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  13. BOOMER

    This is not The Fly. No way. Where do I start? Let’s dissect this post:

    “I just unbanned everyone, so let’s start again.”

    [Nope. Fly put me in the hot box for breaking Lent. No mercy from Fly. Also, who’s the ‘us’ in ‘let us?’ Where’s the superiority?]

    “Here are iBC’s new communist rules”

    [Why would we need “new” rules? And Fly never communicated rules. He was the rule. The rule of the iron fist. You are looking for approval. I spit on your degenerate OTB fake Fly persona. Also, Fly never refers to this site as iBC. You didn’t know I noticed, did you?]

    “1. Do not annoy “The Fly.” You may critique him or even bad mouth him, but do not annoy. I realize there is a thin line between hating and outright spam.”

    [Uh. No. Where do I start. Fly never invited criticism. He punished it. Also, its fine line, not thin line, and Fly would have recognized this.]

    It’s your job to walk that line, not mine.

    [Would have referenced Johnny Cash, or at least June Carter Cash Ok, maybe not. But maybe a techno Cash cover from Youtube.]

    2. Quit with the soft porn. This isn’t a fucking degenerate website.

    [The word degenerate is always paired with OTB.]

    Show some fucking class, losers. [Out of character. He does not request class, he demands tuxedos. And losers is always spelled loosers [sic]]

    3. I want more ideas, less rabble.

    [the fly dos not want ideas from leeches. Dude, if you bought this site from Fly, you suck. Study up.]

    I could go on and on. Come on! Posting after every degenerate OTB guy in a thread?

    I’ll tell you exactly what The Fly would do: sell this fucking site to BOTD, without notice to the leeches. That is EXACTLY what the Fly would do. And THAT would be funny.

    Lastly…

    “I want an end to the 10,000 word essays, at once. Let’s get back to making money.”

    [Fly never included his readers as “we” or “us” as if we were in this together. He also never refers to profit as “money.” WTF is going on here?!]

    “4. Stop giving Woodshedder negative karma. It hurts his feelings and makes him cry.”

    [Again, you are sympathetic. Not the Fly. And you don’t give someone bad karma, you get it for yourself. Dude. You really suck. And I’m not worried about offending Fly. Because you are not him.]

    “5. Never question the legitimacy of “The Fly.” Should any of you morons say: “Hey (burp), Where’s Fly? I want me some Fly.” For that, I will fucking ban you. Do you hear me, you fucking faggots?

    [We never question The Fly. You are not the Fly. And i noticed a distinct drop in comments a few weeks ago. Prolly as his friends caught wind that he is gone. I hope you paid fucking $250k for this site.]

    In closing, I beg the pardon of the true Fly, where ‘er you be, to whom I promised never to make such insane accusations. But I do believe a rouse of epic proportions has been played. Good on you. Godspeed friend. I enjoyed the ride and wish you well.

    This is a sloppy post, but you get my drift.

    BOOMER out.

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  14. Q4

    You Got Me

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  15. The Fly

    I can’t take it anymore.

    I just sent you a personal email Boomer.

    Fuck off, you music city retard.

    I HATE being called a liar. That is exactly what you fuckers are doing.

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  16. Q4

    Retard for the retard. Liar

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  17. The Fly

    Fucking Boomer started this “you are not the real Fly” shit like a year ago.

    Thanks a lot fuckface. I just put another hex on you.

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  18. BOOMER

    Ok, you used the word “miscreants” in the email. You might be the Fly. At least the person who wrote the email might be anyway.

    “Fucking Boomer started this “you are not the real Fly” shit like a year ago.

    Thanks a lot fuckface. I just put another hex on you.”

    That sounds like the Fly.

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  19. The Fly

    Boomer:

    Sorry to do this, but you’re fucking banned.

    I had enough of you fucking idiots.

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  20. The Fly

    May the infamous BOOMER be gone!

    That fucker hasn’t been sane since his last BOOM explosion anyway.

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  21. hannamontanna

    Jesus H Christ, I can finally respond to my earlier banning. I was not spamming I was commenting. I was not profane or disrespectful, just factual. If your going to ban someone for just making comments that you don’t like it’s going to be a very boring blog. Besides, I actually click on your bullshit ads and have bought some of your fucktarded “trinkets”

    Thanks for unbanning me, bitch.

    By the way, go blow a donkey.

    just saying

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  22. The Fly

    I don’t sell trinkets, fucker.

    See, having this distasteful conversation is perfectly fine with me.

    Now, go fuck a clamshell.

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  23. odd no

    all this bullshit is really quite sad. in an “overonionated” morning shit type way. pitiful. it seems the end actually is nigh for
    fows/broker a/ibc whatever. if this exercise in ineptitude is a rouse, immediate effective damage control would be advised. currently all i see is further fucktarded damage followed by total egregious destruction of this blog and it’s traffic.

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  24. alphadawgg

    hanna, may your chastisement be measured swift and harsh for taking the Lord’s name in vain. Drop the middle name, asshole. Get it right.

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  25. DPeezy

    Amen.

    The amount of douchebaggery that has gone on in today’s comments is unreal. Get a life, anonymous internet asshats (you know who you are).

    Surely you’ve got better things to do than to flaunt your extreme imbecility on The Fly’s always entertaining yet informative blog.

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  26. idealxcynic

    yeah, I have been a lurker since 07, it’s still the same FLY. if you haven’t noticed, he literally “live blogs” meaning he writes in the heat of the moment. therefore, his syntax and grammar and all those other little things change from time to time, kind of like when your tone of voice and diction change when you are really happy or mad or whatevers. either way, the problem isn’t the blog, but the quality of the comments lately… but you know what they say, once a party gets too popular, even the riff rafts will come out… ok, i just made that last part up.

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  27. Michelle B

    All popular blogs get shitty comments. The trick is to have fun with them. The best approach I have seen is at first the blog owner and a hard core of regulars rip the idiot commenter to shreds with a few pointed replies. If the idiot remains on idiotbot auto pilot, he/she is disemvoweled (all the vowels are automatically removed when the idiot comments, leaving the comment to uncannily resemble Welsh–this is so funny I laugh just thinking about it). Eventually the idiot is banned and gets carted off to the dungeon (which has it own tab, and the egregious crimes committed against the blog’s community are listed).

    As far the Fly not being the Fly, when I can manage to stop hysterically laughing long enough at the human folly of always looking for conspiracy when there is none, I think, no, the poster who is still the Fly, feels, sounds, and buzzes like the Fly.

    I love the work Jeremy does at this site. However, why aren’t the comments numbered, so we can refer to past comments more easily? Or am I going purblind?

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  28. Sick of Lazy Mofos
    Sick of Lazy Mofos

    FLY

    Youre the the man!! You are the funniest mofo out there

    Thansk for the effort and keeping this shit alive

    I bless you with good karma for life.

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  29. cuervoslaugh

    Howard L. gives the Fly props:

    http://www.reportonbusiness.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080506.wbestofblogs0506/BNStory/Business/home

    For the lazy (he says):
    George (The Fly) Hamilton is the featured columnist on the site. It is a perfect example of an insightful financial blogger. Crazy funny comments (at least for a stock site) make it my one daily read for sure.

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  30. Dynein

    The Fly’s real name is George?

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  31. TraderCaddy

    The last time I saw this much civil unrest against an authoritarian policy was in 1989 when the masses tore down the Berlin Wall.

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  32. sniper6

    Canadians… the lot of you. Fake ass Frenchmen. Mayo on your fries with that? Disgusting.

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  33. JakeGint

    Not to overextend this ridiculous thread, but I don’t even think that’s the real Boomer!

    Note that both the above “Boomer” and the “Odd No” commentor egregiously misspell the word “ruse.”

    Both in the same retarded manner (spelling it “rouse”), I might add.

    Boomer went to at least one, and perhaps two Ivy League schools, and while it’s true they’re overrated, for the most part, their graduates have a rudimentary grasp of the English language.

    I’m not purchasing.

    ___________________________

    I’m almost willing to make the ultimate sacrifice — that of giving up some of my more useful characters — in order to maintain some kind of name surety on this site. One thing I can’t stand is “I.D. theft.”

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  34. JakeGint

    On another topic altogether — what’s the deal with the endorsement interviews?

    WTF good is an endorsement if it’s revealed AFTER the voting starts?

    Also, there are some relevant comments in that discussion to todays’s topic de jure.

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  35. The Fly

    Jake:

    That was the real Boomer. I sent him a personal note and he relayed that message in the comments thread.

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  36. JakeGint

    BTW — I’m already calling bullshit on this “voting.”

    No fucking way in the world that guy (and you know who I’m talking about) has that many votes.

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  37. JakeGint

    That’s fucked up. He seems way too level headed to go in for dimshit conspiracy theories.

    He has been working hard lately though, and shit, he lost a quarter mil or so this year already… could be he needs more bourbon.

    Or less.

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  38. TraderCaddy

    I now believe that nobody is who they say they are (is?). It’s really just the Twilight Zone.

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  39. The Fly

    Jake:

    He’s pulled this stunt several times before. I’ll release him from the F.A.G. box, whenever I feel bored.

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  40. lol

    Wow, I don’t even know who BEAS is… he must be directing traffic to vote for him from some 3rd tier blog

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  41. JakeGint

    Exactly, lol. Someone needs to check on that total.

    Never even heard of that fucking guy unti what? — last week?, he’s got zilch in the PEEG, and he’s got that many votes?

    Bullshit, imho.

    Better check those touch screen voting machines, George, er… I mean “Fly.”

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  42. brushbuck

    I’ll say it again…Don’t you people ever sleep?

    O.K. now I can go figure out how to vote for GreenWriter.

    Oops, wasted vote. As part of his campaign, and at the request of the masses, he posted some soft core T&A, which is now banned. Ergo, he doesn’t have a chance and my vote won’t count.

    This whole deal is starting to look a whole lot like our last two national elections. Odd, no? And very freakin’ creepy. Just sayin’.

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  43. WallStreetHunter
    WallStreetHunter

    “UPDATE: I better see iBC on top by morning.”

    Done.
    Those that count, know this is the #1 site on the internets.

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