I’m sure “The Fly” is making most of you scratch your heads, thinking “what the fuck is this asshole doing”?
One day I hate stocks, the next they’re grrrreat!
Frankly, I am running, without reason. Currently, I am theme-less. I’m just walking around the forest of fucktards, with rifle in hand, picking off game.
Right now, I am long [[NILE]], [[WB]], [[LAZ]], [[FMCN]], [[CTRP]], [[NVDA]], [[HD]], [[JOE]], [[RIG]], while having short exposure in [[SMN]], [[SRS]], [[SKF]], [[FXP]], [[POT]] and [[LEH]].
By the way, “The Fly” is Master and Commander of the putrid shares of LEH, just like [[HANS]].
Basically, I don’t have the slightest clue, regarding the near term direction of the market. I’m just trying to be in as many plays as possible, taking gains where I can.
I’ll be utilizing my “time machine” this weekend, in order to get a better feel for the near term direction of this God forsaken market.
NOTE: Stay tuned for Hattery’s campaign commercial, immediately following the closing bell.
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Fly, you are becoming uncharacteristically sensitive…
I’m trying to remember what the market does when you get all cuddly with the forest of fucktards.
Anyone out there remember what happens when we get Sensitive Fly?
Fuck you. I’ll throw a piano on your bullshit car.
When you do, please make sure it takes out the alternator. I’ve still got 1K miles left on the warranty and that bastard is whining like a bitch.
Fly,
Be sure to chew on some Beech-NutTable Time cookies over the weekend.
Fucker.
yeah you are pretty much cramer in how much u flip
Sorry, Fly, but the lyrics were just too damn funny not to post.
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he’s near!
They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No-one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!
You know shit is fucked up when a man with a time machine can’t even predict near term moves.
Fucking McCain ! I don’t know how many times I told that senile bitch, NEVER to admit the Iraq War was fought for oil. Dumb kunt. Now if I was his running mate, he’d never make those gaffs & if he did, I could run damage control. First Obama & his remarks about white trash, guns & religion, then Hillary ducking enemy fire in Serbia & now this! What a bunch of leaders we have to choose from.
“My friends, I will have an energy policy that we will be talking about, which will eliminate our dependence on oil from the Middle East,” McCain told a crowd of 300 at a Jewish Community Center in Denver.
“That will prevent us from having ever to send our young men and women into conflict again in the Middle East.”
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2008/05/mccain-speaks-o.html
Alias: BPOE
Just for fun.
When the Fed stands aside. The SP500 has averaged a gain of 12% with only one period in 1958 that was negative. Was 1958 an election year?