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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Late Night Thought

I’m a bearshitter.

Good Lord.

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21 comments

  1. foo

    are you feeling alright?

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  2. MasterDebater

    Do not even think about switching sides, McFly. If you turn bullish, the moon will unhinge from its orbit and come hurtling into my house, thereby wiping out my “low end” Kenmore. And then, Hulk will be ANGRY!

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  3. MMX

    Brokeass, Still talking bs? Hows my lil amateur doing? Your still my number 1 contrary bitch indicator… :))

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  4. DPeezy

    The first step is admitting it.
    Let the healing begin.

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  5. money

    mine

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  6. MarketRaider

    Fly can you please become bullish already? Your bearish bias is propping up the markets, causing insane rallies and destroying my portfolio.

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  7. Juice

    Dpeezy is correct. Why else would Fly be fighting Ag, iow
    ‘starve the people’, or SMN, iow destroy civilization/go back to the cave man age?

    Fly has on the Armageddon trade, all the time. It will pay off late summer or fall, but the world will not blow itself up before the Olympics. China will not allow it, they now control world markets and the rest of us mature economies must now play to their tune. They own us, our debt that is.

    There is one solution to getting rid of our multi trillion dollar debt. Default like a 3rd world nation, or blow China off the face of the globe.

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  8. Juice

    Bearshitter alert !

    ( a few words from Marc Faber )

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  9. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    MMX prepare to be banned again you cum guzzling tranny.

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  10. Dogwood

    We’re here for you.

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  11. Snarkmaster Fresh
    Snarkmaster Fresh

    POT pricetarget raised to $300. Should be there within the week. Must.. buy… 50k shares at the market.

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  12. Raj, Bilderberburg's Servant's Servant
    Raj, Bilderberburg's Servant's Servant

    Listen to me very carefully and attentively, for I have only this brief time to be away from my clark’s station.

    Rag will only allow me to attend to the silver, copper and other lesser metals markets, as they are but the parings of Sahib Bilderburg’s (may Allah preserve his children) fingernails in comparison to his vast gold and platinum holdings with which he pulls the strings of the World Bank, IMF and U.S. Federal Reserve like a joyous puppet master in old Milan.

    Scrivening for years as I have in the third floor dormitory of Sahib’s analyst wallah bullpen, here in Dhaka, I have come to know the silver markets with the felicity of a grand mullah imam poring over the Allah-struck words of Ali’s Koran. This I know — while silver itself is a lustrous metal of purity and delight, most of the oddfellows mining the substance are constituted from a weak mixture of goat urine, bat offal and yak hair. Take good care in this regard, and stay away if you’d take my advice.

    In this respect, I will only trust the magistrates counting specie at Silver Wheaton Corporation, who are wholly money changers, relying strictly on the leveraged price of silver, for which they pay in the neighborhood of $3.00 an oz., to aforesaid goat-yak diggers upon prompt delivery.

    Very quietly, now. If SLW returns to the blessed realm of $16.60 or thereabouts, you shall endeavor to consume as much of their common stock issue and LEAPs as affordable in your penury. After establishing such an initial position, we may discuss later the process of milking that basis for a jimmering annuity going forward, in’shallah.

    Bless you all my friends.

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  13. Steve

    And The Duc is a bull. Have the poles flipped early or something? Solar flare?

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  14. Juice

    Lehman is up … god bless costanza investing

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  15. calvino

    IGT missed, no one bought slut machines. OFF 5%.

    Wrong Minute Maid! Isoroku Yamamoto runs the financial markets. Uncle Sugar’s lucre is up, so we are not off 300 points, as we should be today. Charlie Chan needs his money and charges 7.6% to lend. Isoroku charges .25% . Isoroku has been busy destroying our economy for twenty years.

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  16. boca

    Check out the move up ORB made this morning. Nice!

    Even bears like me are allowed to be long ORB.

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  17. JakeGint

    Isoroku Yamamoto runs the financial markets.

    Calvin, this is the second time you’ve mentioned the Admiral. Have you read Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson?

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  18. Mr. Obvious

    I bought a share of ORB a few years ago for my son, cause their shares are works of art…really cool graphics. He loves getting the annual report, with all the pictures of rockets and satellites. Figured it would be a good way to get him interested in investing.

    I should have invested in ORB myself…

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  19. JakeGint

    I wonder if Q4 covered that HOG on the initial dive this morning.

    FWIW, I think it’s setting up to “re-dive.”

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  20. calvino

    Jakey, I did not read it yet. Did wiki it yesterday after you mentioned it – interesting read it seems to be. However if you know the story of the Commander of the Great Fleet, you know that it was the finger of God that reached him over the Solomons. Isoroku was out of range, blown up on a clearing volley and our fighters were down to a minute of flying time due to low fuel.

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  21. Can of Corn Humper
    Can of Corn Humper

    You may be a bearshitter, but the bright side is you don’t have a bullshit Staples pleather chair.

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