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Breaking News Alert: Switch to Iced Coffee is Complete

I repeat, “The Fly” has officially switched over from hot/scolding coffee to the iced variety.

As you know, this can lead to a “pandemonium style” sell off in the market.

Developing…

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18 comments

  1. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    http://www.rallymonkey.com/video/kenindex.swf

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  2. OneWayTicketTrader

    Hey Fly

    Holding MON shorts into earnings in this environment is asking for a potential polaexing is it not?

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  3. The Fly

    fuck you.

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  4. mrkcbill

    I’m calling this the “Jibber Jabber” bottom.

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  5. CubsRock

    So that’s why HANS is up today… Java Monster on the rocks 😛

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  6. Gunners

    HANS is up today because GS downgraded PEP, siting that HANS is a better opportunity.

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  7. Dinosaur Trader

    Okay, so Iced Coffee is the new bearish drink… I like it. You should make sure it’s decaf though… too much caffeine and the market could close at the highs.

    -DT

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  8. The Fly

    People who drink decaf are gay.

    DT:

    Did you like the vid of iBC mushroom clouding your fucking blog?

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  9. Juice

    I wouldn’t mind seeing D Kneale hung from the highest limb of the tallest tree and/or someone sticking a pin in one of Michelle Caruso-Cabreras new 2ble-D Dolly Parton Jr. juicy boobs

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  10. alphadawgg

    Fly is severely caffeinated from the Dunkin Dognuts ice coffee and the Monstah.

    Market calls now on hyper-drive.

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  11. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    the spx and transports have taken out last monday’s high

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  12. JakeGint

    Shit, there goes the $TRANny right over the 61.8% line… if it holds, that’s one to that bastard Scotch onna rocks.

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  13. JakeGint

    Holy crap, at 1:30 pm it is exactly on the fib line I drew (4932.50).

    C’mon you overbought hump, kill that little Reesus bastard with the Red Sox jersey.

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  14. Ben Bernanke

    Can someone explain to me why stocks are screaming like a scalded chimp on a negative news day? I look forward to using the internets to short the fuck out of this. Also, which would likely be more dangerous during feeding time, Sue Herera or a starving tiger?

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  15. brushbuck

    Hot coffee can certainly “scald” a person, but I never knew it could also “scold” a person. Talking coffee. Odd, no?

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  16. Dinosaur Trader

    Fly,

    I’ll have to recheck that… I only got through half the video, came, and just shut it off.

    -DT

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  17. PoorOkie

    Swith from hot to iced? I hope this isn’t the beginning of a summer rally.

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  18. Hattery's Bolinger band
    Hattery's Bolinger band

    LEH and MER look a lot like BSC did before the big bear raid. Give it until 8 days before expiration just like last time.

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