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Position Updates: WM

“Wamu” is the worst bank in America. Plus, their new slogan “Whoo-Hooo!” is fucking childish ridiculousness. Who the fuck wants to put their hard earned savings in a bank that thinks “Whoo-Hoo!” is a smart marketing slogan to attract big money?

On their website, they proudly exclaim: “Most banks are grey, that’s just not our style.”

No fuckers. Your style is to go bankrupt, because you are being run by a bunch of adolescent retards, who gambled the institution on homeless guys in need of a McMansion.

Whoo-Hoo!

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11 comments

  1. aris

    i hate WM almost as much as i hate POT.

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  2. AL

    Now Cramer is saying the whole market is rigged by short hedge funds! So shorting was alright when he did it but not now.

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  3. Juice

    So the shorts are gang tackling now, so what? They got run over on the way up, its their turn now. Turnabout is fair play.

    Its part of the game. Just cause its going against the bulls now, they whine.

    Pathetic.

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  4. Juice

    Short ADVS. They provide software to financial companies, hedge funds, brokers, banks.

    The Company’s clients include asset managers, investment advisors, prime brokers, fund administrators, hedge funds, family offices, banks and trusts. Clients also include corporations, public funds, foundations, universities and non-profit organizations that perform similar portfolio management functions

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  5. Dinosaur Trader

    Great post.

    -DT

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  6. JakeGint

    Brucie,

    What about that other bank software company…?

    Starts with an F maybe?

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  7. DPeezy

    Makes me feel good about my WaMu checking accounts. Whoo-hoo!

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  8. nullpointer

    Juice/Jake-

    another software play that derives 50% + of revenue from the financial sector is ACTU.

    they have already been woodshedded though, dont know about the short at this point

    i was actually looking at them as a potential long….

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  9. polishedknob

    homeless “guys” not “guy’s,” you fucking ignorent (sic) douchebag (sic)

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  10. howard lindzon

    hysterical.. the world is indeed upside down

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  11. MMX

    Yo flyboy, my dear amateur, you still talking trash? 🙂

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