While I sit here, gingerly sipping on a cup of tea, I am winning. I’m happy to report all of the erroneous losses from yesterday’s melt up have been erased, and more!
Thus far, thanks to my “calculator brain” and efficient money management methods, “The Fly” is up a staggering 6.5% today.
Regarding the market, it is a triple sell. Sell, sell, sell. Sell, sell, sell.
Once again, Cramer’s scurrilous “this may be the bottom” call from last night has been “deballed.”
This is the worst case scenario for the bulls. After a big up day, it’s important to have a decent follow through day or moderate down day. But today, geez, this is just carnage. We are throwing up yesterday’s gains, at a profuse (and alarming) rate.
To sum things up: Fuck this market. Fuck [[LEH]], [[MOS]], [[POT]] and long live “The Fly.”
Oh, by the way, fuck all of “The Fly” imitators. You know who you are.
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Nevermind, you’re right… I should never imitate you.
Failure to stop imitating me will result in a jelly donut being punched into your face.
BZZZZZ, BZZZZ
Wheres the poop?
BZZZZ BZZZZZZ
Fly,
Still liking your shorts at these levels? Or did I miss the boat…stinking job keeping me from the markets all morning…..damn
My top pick is POOP.
Although I’m watching ARSE, TITS, CANS, HOL, and LIK.
I’ve got sells issued on GAY, QRE, BEF, and SLMI.
(How’s that for imitation?)
What about JUGS?
Fly enjoying his tea:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/fancy_man_enjoys_tea
Fly bottom is in.
Heh, seems every time you brag the market turns on you.
Anyone buying puts on the MER news
Oil is in major trouble here, buy DCR!
Fuck you Cubs.
I’ve been bragging all my life and I’m still at an all-time high.
don’t be jealous just because I leveraged your fly pick and bought SMN lower than you at 38.2 after the cut near the day low yesterday… By the way, I took some profits today at 41.80… a little to early… I’m still a damn fly rookie. I think I’ve just lost my fly apprenticeship
With the profits, go buy an ino.com subscription, you little fucker.
I’ll have you know, money gets funneled to me, via ino.
by the way, i used reverse engineering to make my own damn mini time mchine… unfortunately, it only goes backwards in time, or a maximum of 2 hours in the future… damn mini flex capacitor just doesn’t pack the same punch as the real thing
mini update: I think I might just buy a gold plated asscrown to annoint Jim Cramer asshat of the week for multiple reasons…
On second thought, I don’t know if I can find a crown big enough
Who is the loser giving me negative karma for my most inspired and original comments?
Jeez.
so much for that Fly Bottom, Cubsrock.
Bulls have to be so pissed right now
The stock Gods favor Gunners and spit on Woodcheddar.
Everything is selling off today. I just maxed out the cash advances on my cards to go long XLF. Shit! Now I have to average down and buy more.
Excuse me, but I have to apply for more cards and make some calls to C, BAC, COF and WM to increase my credit limit. I know I can count on them.
Fly, you are a fu cking genius!
This market is schizo…
Just how I like it!
Now, off to my psychiatrist…I just hope he takes gold bars.
Gunners and Fly are kicking my ass!
MON, I would love to see you without 3 digits.
Fly, do all stocks that were at $120 go to $80?
hey minifly. you don’t think we know you are abc from yesterday. get the fuck off this site. you are a fucking dipshit. go fuck your mother…again.
People,
If XLB breaks 38ish, SMN is an EXTREME buy. Lots of put option activity on XLB. Remember, XLB is the long version of SMN.
Boy, I really didnt see this coming…It’s got to suck ass being a bull huh? Praise Hedge Funds margin calls.
Also, if you want to play the shorting commodities trade further, try shorting EWZ (Brazil market only down like 3% for YTD!!!Really depended on commodities for growth)
Nice follow through day, huh?
Time to short the QID. I bought some V at 65.
We just want to imitate your returns – imitation is the most sincere form of flattery – Joe Granville (102 years old) says this market is the most overvalued in history – he’s one of them “technicians”.
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