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UPDATED: Bears Waiting For a Charlie Horse

UPDATE: Charlie Meatballs’ daily “fuck you, you’re dead” report was benign.

In other news, that Wisdom Tree commercial, regarding their Indian ETF, is starting to get on my fucking nerves.

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25 comments

  1. mdawsz

    Is this real bullish or pseudo-bullish?

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  2. The Fly

    detrimental.

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  3. Give Charlie till 3:30 EST, right after the sell off starts.

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  4. whatmeworry

    The time of LastGasparinos breathless gasping, for maximal effect, should be at approximately 3:20pm est, when venus & mercury align at particular angles.

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  5. Chucky Gasparino

    Are you guys ready to rumble?
    How’s this headline: BKC to buy LEH, use tons of worthless paper as “beef extender” to lower net food costs.
    Nah just fuckin with you. “Deep Bling” (code name) didn’t call me with any tips yet.

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  6. jeff

    Hungry bears don’t dance.

    They are waking up at least.

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  7. Chucky Gasparino

    C’mon buddy, I’m waiting for your call. Market’s down. Throw Chucky G a bone, bro. Maybe the CEO of Ambac found a nickle on the way home? That’s good for 50 points upside right there.
    I got plans.. I’m gonna be the next “Money Honey”.

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  8. TraderCaddy

    I wonder if King Fahd Bin Abdul Aziz is really going to buy LEN and move the headquarters to Riyadh.

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  9. calvino

    there he is chuck fucky

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  10. Here’s Charlie

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  11. calvino

    right on fucking cue, good bitch chucky

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  12. 3:30 EST …. right on time but no earth shattering news today…. sit booboo, roll over!

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  13. TraderCaddy

    Best Chucky movies: Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky.

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  14. JakeGint

    There’s only so many “gasps” before one drowns.

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  15. calvino

    The only good thing about todya is that our friends Hideki Tojo and Isakoru Yamamoto got assfucked for 1% of their carry trade too. Fuck us – fuck you too. And it aint’ stopping bitch – think Guadalcanal stompface.

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  16. The Fly

    Wow, CNBC is full of monoline rumors.

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  17. TraderCaddy

    Calvino- Did you mean to say “todya” or “toyota”?

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  18. AnonII

    Yet another failed attempt to rally the market at the close …. Odd, no?

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  19. Steve

    Not a good sign that the S&P can’t seem to close over 1385. Might be time to sell the longs and buy the inverse etfs.

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  20. calvino

    wha, we got sushi affecionados here?

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  21. jeff

    triple deluxe spinning top, mounted constellation signal

    Bears waking up.

    Or shall we say Doji

    http://revver.com/video/587234/how-to-trade-the-spinning-top-and-doji-candlestick-chart-patterns/

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  22. calvino

    crm’s numbers don’t look like a triple digit multiple story . weak revenue growth, but price jumps – that should be the top.

    13% quarter on quarter growth — nah, fuck you, fuck ball.

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  23. Survivor Man

    Jake – or swims to shore.

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  24. JakeGint

    Survivor Man:

    Don’t take any concrete flotation devices…

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  25. Raju

    Fortunately, it’s still funny.

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