iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Why Make Billions, When You Can Make Millions?

What a day for the bulls. Ag is running. Buffett is “vultering” around, dancing on the fucking graves of [[MBI]] and [[ABK]]. Get in that mans way, he’ll punch the collagen out of your lips.

Once again, the recession of 2008 has ended, thanks to the pending bankruptcies of the monoline insurers. After all, once those goat fuckers go belly up, Bernanke will swoop down in his Chinook and drop money sheets on the masses.

If you’re long and like to day trade, I suggest you go visit Ragin Cajun’s page and leave me the fuck alone here. Ragin’ is on fire.

“The Fly” is no longer interested in 1-2 day moves, you fat fuckers. I want big moves. I do not mind waiting, in order to bank egregious amounts of coin.

So, with that being said, go ahead and make a few million— Mr. Goat Milker. “The Fly” will sit here, patiently, waiting for the “homo-hammer of hell” to drop on you stupid bastards, effectively allowing me to buy your house in foreclosure.

Back to the time machine.

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16 comments

  1. Juice

    One Toll fucks another Toll

    the bottom must be in

    … NOT !

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  2. JakeGint

    That’s embarrassing. I didn’t even know Toll Bros. built condos.

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  3. Juice

    GS getting its mustachio tweezed

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  4. Juice

    The secret to Flys time machine

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  5. calvino

    To all the fuckers that max out their margin on the short overnight…

    Cut the shit out.. Your margin reports are compiled, your free margin is calculated.. and thaen you get your dick slapped by Goldturd and Fidelity when they coordinate their buys at the early morning massage and coke parlor. In conclusion.. leave some fucking room to re-up and stop giving these cows the coke.

    update eur/jpy cross went green from the H & S two hours ago.. took long the fuck enough.. why is our index being run by the euro cross??? take that dildo out yer ass , hank.. you fucking put it there.

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  6. Juice

    GS continues to get Ambaked on no news .. not a good sign

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  7. Ahmed Adoodee

    hahaha you suck.

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  8. calvino

    Does anyone else think the fossil douchebag of Omaha was 20,000 contracts long the spx before the morning pump and dump?

    update .. what’s going on with the nas??

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  9. Big Mike

    Fly,

    Your a vagina…”I’m tired of being a bear?”, after a shitty rally with no fundamental significance and low volume.

    Shiieeett, I loaded up more on Lehman since undoubtedly those fuckers will cough up their losses after the bond insurers go down.

    FYI: We did not break the 1350 S&P level…and tech stocks did not rally…interesting interesting…I ain’t bailing out AT LEAST until we hit those lows.

    I’m ganstaa, I don’t cop out and doubt myself…EVER!

    Cheers!

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  10. CubsRock

    How about breaking out a Bear Rally picture/post! Woo Woo.

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  11. wow

    This market sure is entertaining isn’t it.

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  12. calvino

    buylo.. i got a suggestion for you and it rhymes with.. suck a dildo.. good call on deck at the top you top ticking douchebag

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  13. The Birdman

    suck a … rildo? kildo? yildo?

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  14. lil wayne

    stuntin’ like my daddy

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  15. Ben

    I saw similar post three month ago. Topicality of this post sucks. Dude, you have to keep up to date.

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  16. anil sharma

    Hell yeah! This post sounds really good. Reading your blog is useful and interesting. Keep it that way.

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