While you incur large market losses today, “The Fly” laughs at your folly.
I fucking warned you this would happen. I told you: “during the first two weeks of the New Year, the ‘homo-hammer of certain death’ will rain down on your gay heads. ”
What did you do to prepare?
You bought more high beta securities.
Tonight, while driving my plutonium powered time machine, I’ll be sure to buy your house, in foreclosure—sometime in the near future.
What to do now?
Fucking sell, asshats.
I’m keeping my [[MVIS]] lotto tickets, mainly because I feel CES will kick ass.
Additionally, I will add to my burgeoning short positions, via [[FXP]] and [[SKF]].
And, I feel [[LEH]] blows. I will sell them short three times today.
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