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You Were Warned

While you incur large market losses today, “The Fly” laughs at your folly.

I fucking warned you this would happen. I told you: “during the first two weeks of the New Year, the ‘homo-hammer of certain death’ will rain down on your gay heads. ”

What did you do to prepare?

You bought more high beta securities.

Tonight, while driving my plutonium powered time machine, I’ll be sure to buy your house, in foreclosure—sometime in the near future.

What to do now?

Fucking sell, asshats.

I’m keeping my [[MVIS]] lotto tickets, mainly because I feel CES will kick ass.

Additionally, I will add to my burgeoning short positions, via [[FXP]] and [[SKF]].

And, I feel [[LEH]] blows. I will sell them short three times today.

Off to celebrate, via throwing large painting at my trader/servant.

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12 comments

  1. Juju bear

    Doug Kass taught the Fly everything he knows.

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  2. John Clark

    Fly…you need a new calendar…or you need to learn to tell time. The first two weeks of the year are far from over…you fucktard.

    “John”

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  3. The Fly

    Perhaps it is the heroin in your blood stream that allows you to believe such rubbish.

    “The Fly” spits on you, from a distance.

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  4. Henry Paulsen

    One day into the New Year and the Fly is claiming victory? Asshattery, thy name is Broker A.

    The Fly, aka Broker A, is nothing more than a penny ante trader with delusions of grandeur. Much to his chagrin, my New Year’s resolution is to bank trillions of dollars, which I will immediately convert to euros. Trillions, mind you.

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  5. Richard A.

    I’m going to put up an ETF that tracks the space and time continuum.

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  6. larry

    alias: BPOE

    You almost need to day trade the first two weeks. The market will swing up and down for two weeks to clean out all the fuck ups!!!

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  7. WildWestie

    Fly–hearing any other “news” AT will release at CES? Can’t believe he’d shoot his wad on this PR, given how all other PRs have been received (pop, then continues the slow drip down)

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  8. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I sure as fuck listened to you, I am 75% short with the remaining in core holdings and MVIS. FYI my biggest fucking short position which I told you fuckers about is X. Talk about homo hammer!!!

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  9. JakeGint

    Hmmmm… this bear trade may be getting crowded.

    Watch for the reversal tomorrow.

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  10. CashIsKing

    Nice call. You may finally be back to your winning ways.

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  11. Woodshedder

    COMP RSI(2) at 4.00

    Likely a bounce very soon.

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