You’re all inferior to “The Fly.”
UPDATE: For someone who claims to be “Pimping Stocks,” he sure does have one fuck of a piker-ass, 5-figure, brokerage account flaunted.
Sorry, no sympathy for advertisers on this blog. You should be ashamed and embarrassed (in addition to being appalled), Sir, to tell people you have just 80k in the market.
When I die, my coffin will cost more than 80k.
You’re not Pimping. You’re a ten dolla’ crack ho.
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“The Fly†has documentation to prove an IQ of 155 and is able to read 800 words per minute.”
Do you sound each word out?
Wow. You OK? Seems particularly harsh for a late night thought.
Sorry Boomer.
Just spewing some truth your way.
My way? I thought you were talking to Woodshedder!
Fly, wtf is wrong with you? Fuck, Give Danny some premium real estate on the front of this orange blog. He deserves better…asshole.
It’s a compliment if taken in a certain light, Boomer.
If “I’m inferior to the Fly” is the given, then think of the droves of people who are in turn inferior to me. Think about it. Literally thousand upon thousands of readers. Incredible.
Mdawz:
Because a blue line appeared under the word “blog,” in your comment, I will grant your wish.
I think the Fly is just coming down from his caffeine binge. He’ll be up for three days and get arrested for disturbing the peace at a Dunkin Donuts in Holmdel. Sometimes it’s just best to let an addict hit bottom.
I was busy playing with my dart guns.
woo hoo!
I guess Real Money’s paid site now has blue lines in their online articles. They are bitching about it over at Big Picture.
Funny I now like the blue lines.
Odd No
Ads? What ads are you referring to? I only see blog content.
BTW, try to spell my monicker correctly.
RIMM is going to bury the shorts on Thursday. Fuck the Iphone and the retards who think it will eat into RIMM’s consumer market. Has anyone that believes this actually owned an Iphone? Maybe V2 or 3, but not now. And the weakening financial services IT spending? Are you kidding me? New markets and continued corporate domination will propel the earnings. Long Dec 110’s for an all or nothing trade for this release.
Wolf, I’m on the same page. I’ve also been hearing rumors about a “Jesus Phone” come to save us.
yeah. and this guys ad is the hugest thing ever when you access the site from a cellphone. I meant to tell you that fly. It’s like in front and on top of our shit. video pending….
Look you, I purposely misspell your moniker, as a sign of belligerent disrespect.
Danny:
Because of that TG-like “woo-hoo,” your column will now stay in that bullshit spot.
When I die, my watch will cost more than 80k, thanks to the declining dollar.
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Yeah, he’s pimpin an 80k account, and he has the biggest ad on this site.
I tell you what, I’m pretty sick of looking at it, even with the hot chicas.
Shed-Danny Hold em back — he’s going to get his 2nd technical foul. He’s drunk and posting again…talking shit to your largest advertiser.
Time pieces are great investments, unlike diamonds.
Diamonds are fucking rip-offs.
If I could do it over again, I’d buy my wife a 5 karat fake ass rock and call it a day.
Pimping Stocks should feel proud that “The Fly” has taken time out of his day to belittle him.
It’s well worth the humiliation.
I would like to call to your attention that I am eating delicious dried mangoes, lightly sweetened, while my wife takes dictation for my post. ‘Cuz that’s how we rule the roost in the deep south.
Viz (my husband doesn’t know I typed viz)
Oh fly, you take that back.
That was definitely not TG. Merely weakness leaving the body. I am a proponent of the repositioning.
Darn it Boomer!
This is a rich man hangout. No women allowed, especially at night. It’s one of the rules.
Now I have to mind my language.
Shed TG’s like 6 times per post. Honey Hole…
Grow a sack. I’ll leave you boys alone.
Good night.
Boomer,
No Milk and Cookies tonight?
Ambrosia and Biscuits.
only jessica alba is invited
Reminder: Yankees won the Civil War.
Don’t be full of yourself, Fly. You could end the world’s dependence on fossil fuel with 1/10th of what your bullshit coffin would cost.
I guess you’d rather make the mid-east richer. When was the last time you lived through hard times anyways, fucker?
I felt guilty after watching the Biggest Loser finale. Seeing all those poor fat fuckers, eating turkey sausage and wearing spandex. Oh, the humanity.
I reached for the only fruit that borders on junk food.
BTW: I was just kidding about the women thing.
You’re more than welcome to witness Woodshedder make a fool out of himself, even when he isn’t here.
SaNTa,
How was the Mall today? Was the Sharper Image busy?
that’s half our subscriber base.
Fuck you Santa.
I’m gonna break Rudolph’s legs.
Regarding the Civil War: I live blocks away from the site of the bloodiest battle in the Civil War – The Battle of Franklin. I also eat locally grown organic vegetables from said battle site. Therefore, when I have a salad, I eat the blood of Yankees. Your soul is my salad.
Don’t forget I was born in New Jersey.
Boomer-
“eating turkey sausage and wearing spandex. Oh, the humanity.”
I’m crying
Ouch.
Chalk a win up for Boomer.
Nice one.
Yeah… What the fuck is Ambrosia?
I once had a girl who wanted me to kiss her where it smelled. So, I hopped in the car and drove her to Jersey.
Go read some Greek books, Santa fucker.
Have you noticed how much nicer the site is at night when all the jackasses are commuting back to Jersey on the train?
mrkcbill,
Fuck you. I don’t shop anywhere. I make the bullshit toys you are so eager to buy from Malls.
nectar of the gods, asshole
“I quote shit for fun” – SaNTa
that’s because only the rich people are here.
btw, boomer, I placed a “ghost” trade in BOOM at the close today.
what’s a ghost trade?
ALERT THAT IS RED: ASIAN MARKET SHIT THE BED IN LATE NIGHT TRADING.
Prepare to give your money to “The Fly” tomorrow.
Consider all future market losses early Christmas gifts.
“I’m gonna break Rudolph’s legs.”
I ride a Yule goat, asshole.
Thanks for the “Rudolph Alert”, Fly.
I’ll wait until Friday.
None of you have the gaul to correct my grammar or spelling.
What are you talking about Asia? Looks ok to me.
It wasn’t a plural statement.
NIKKEI soft.
Time to buy PAL. Really a rock solid bottom here. Platinum and palladium continued with the strong rally. Now platinum at $1525 an ounce.
Don’t you think this is an easy double from here?
Boomer needs to be checked for Steroids!
His meteoric rise to 1st place in PG….Boomer what do you attribute this to?
a triple
it means if I wasn’t already stacked in my trading account I would buy BOOM based on the general premise you outlined. If anything, you’ve proved you know the stock well, and I agreed with your PG analysis. So, a la a “ghost runner” in baseball, I have a ghost trade on BOOM, at 59.30 or whatever the close was to 65 ish.
I placed a ghost trade on Heidi Klum.
What can I say, the people have spoken. I can tell you that I have not utilized my legion of record label intern bloggers to influence the vote. It is what it is.
P.S. I don’t appreciate you fuckers banging on my ratings for calling a bottom in boom. I made 30k today on that call. That post was money!
So Danny, what you’re saying is that you trade stocks like I play fantasy football.
There are many folds just waiting to be taken down in PAL.
no I trade real stocks. But also for fun I make the occasional mental ghost trade. It’s really a capital limitation or I would consider it further.
I have a ghost trade on heidi ever day. Also at night. I saw her at the SOHO grand hotel in NYC where I stayed once.
She was outside, and I made a shit in my pants.
^thats how hot she was, from a 50 foot distance.
circa 2000
I’ve got to go to bed. And seeing as JJ’s crashed the party, I’m calling it a night.
edit.
I ride a Yule goat, asshole.
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Funniest line of the thread.
I’ve decreed it.
Was the Lou game (v. Marshall) on national teevee tonight?
I was on the floor– Spike Lee style–, giving all of you (and the refs) the finger, while being catered to by a grovelly “floor seat attendant,” ogling scantily clad late teen girls and shout-spit upon by Slick Rick Pitino.
You wouldn’t believe the simple shit that comes out of the coaches mouths during these things.
Most of the time, The Slick was telling them to “weave.”
Secrets of Great Coaching 101, I guess.
Fuck all of you.
I try to get some fucking sleep for a change, and you shame my good name.
And Dammit Boomer, I am NOT the pimping stocks guy!
And you moved my fucking blog to the shit spot!
Poor Morgan Stanley CEO John Mack is forgoing a bonus this year. He’s deeply disappointed. No doubt keeping the ridiculous bonuses from the last few years.
Hoes like him should be shitcanned and at the shareholders’/bagholders’ meeting he should be put in one of those devices that clamps down on your head and wrists so that the townsfolk can spit on him and kick him in the ass as they walk by. (I’m sure someone will remember what they call those things.)
FD I never owned any MS
Jake- The game was on here in KC…my boys were doing the We are Marshall chant… Where was it played?
KC — Freedom Hall, home team spot.
Marshall actually has a player named (surname) “Marshall.”
So I heard the announcer say… “In for Marshall… Marshall!”
Fly, why is FXP down—-again?