Early this evening, my wife and I took our 3 year old son to get a haircut. They charged my wife $10.
Three weeks ago, I took my son to the same place, for a cut; the bastards charged me $15.
Odd, no?
I think not.
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That’s easy dude. How much hair could have grown back in 3 weeks? Less hair, less money.
I bet it had been 2 months when you took him.
I keep my kids clean cut, fucker.
Remember, I live in the North. We don’t sport mullets here.
Bullshit. Pittsburgh is the mullet capital of America. They’re notherners. You northerners love mullets. I bet the reason yours was more expensive is because you had them shape a mullet on his poor head.
Consider yourself lucky that your 3 year old will let someone cut his hair. My 3 year old will only let my wife cut her hair.
Meanwhile, it’s clear they enjoy your wife’s conversational skills, thus the lower price charged.
Southerners don’t know anything…
-DT
I’m thinking it’s time to start making the wife wear the bhurka outside the house again.
It’s not like she can’t say she hasn’t been warned.
You girls are a bunch of lolly pop sucking dills.
Get a fucking live you cock sucking cry babies.
You erase my act? you lost. go back to New Hampshire.
haha
Regards
GTOP is going to go move big according to the options by end of year. This may be another DNDN. Place your bets with options only.
Wood:
Anything south of Philly is considering “red neck territory.”
Therefore, Pitt is not north. It is just Pitt.
Fly,
Your wife is better looking than you. Hence, your barber was indirectly hitting on her by charging her less for your son’s haircut.
I get the speeding tickets. My wife gets warnings from the State Troopers. Same thing going on.
Fuckers.
So you did get him a mullet.
Giving a 3-yr old a haircut every 3 weeks is child abuse.
You get about 3/8″ growth in that time.
You could only be that vain about your 3-yr olds hair if you were…bald.
Bwahahaha!
Fuck you.
He stays trimmed, unlike you sloppy fat fucks.
A Fly settled on the head of a Bald Man and bit him. In his eagerness to kill it, he hit himself a smart slap. But the Fly escaped, and said to him in derision, “You tried to kill me for just one little bite; what will you do to yourself now, for the heavy smack you have just given yourself?” “Oh, for that blow I bear no grudge,” he replied, “for I never intended myself any harm; but as for you, you contemptible insect, who live by sucking human blood, I’d have borne a good deal more than that for the satisfaction of dashing the life out of you!”
–Aesop
Save yourself the aggravation. Give your son a military-style buzz haircut.
My local barber does it for five bucks. It takes him less than 5 minutes. That’s the equivalent of $60 an hour.
Not bad for a high school dropout.
No offense, but anyone who uses electric scissors on their hair is a low-life.
Unless, of course, you’re in the military.
Perhaps the barber prefers Mrs. Fly’s vistits more than he enjoys Mr. Fly’s visits. Mrs. Fly probably doesn’t call the barber a stupid fucktard. Mrs. Fly probably doesn’t threaten to punch the barbers eyebrows off. In fact, the barber probably feels sorry for Mrs. Fly and charges her less. Just a theory.
THE FLY IS A MINOTAUR!
Pass it on.
Barclays taking over. Fuck GS. Quaker for life.
US futures down.
Asia shitting the shower.
I playing my old ELTON JOHN records, on the bose speakers, and watching cramers fed rants-
euro markets too….fun day comming for all.
A haircut post.
Odd, no?
I bet your wife tips better. $10 cut + $10 tip. Because they are “so gentle” with your son.
Fly tips $5 no matter what the cut price, so they bump it to compensate. $15 cut + $5 tip. Because its a haircut on a 3 year old. “How much do you expect, fucker?”
Looks like the Fed has inflation under control then. That’s a 33% drop in the price of haircuts. Start hoarding cash, fuckers, prices are dropping!
NBIX down 40%, BIIB down 30%. All together now-NEVER buy a biotech company (DNA,AMGN included). Spend your $$ in Vegas.
Boomer:
You’re right!
Took my shaggy haired dog to get groomed in NYC. $50 an hour to get her knots combed out. Total bill $160.
Boom:
I still think it’s the tight sweaters.
Maybe she had a 5 dollar credit.
Juice is Bilderberg.
“Remember, I live in the North. We don’t sport mullets here.”~Hilarious
If you don’t keep your kids well groom they are liable to end up looking like this http://www.freakingnews.com/Sanjaya-Pics-34346.asp