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We (da bears) are sitting on the sidelines watching all you ass hats drink eggnog, party, and pile into this overbought market.
When you guys get fully committed and the gay orgy is over the bears will step back in and clean fucking house.
I personally think you are all pricing in a 50bps cut and once you finally get it (likely because our Fed are pansies) this market goes lower. The Fly is probably correct about the Clause rally, so I’m sitting patiently until the next leg down.
Right here, watching my RIMM short go an embarrassed sort of color.
And I’d love it if someone would explain to me what the hell is going on with AKAM-ie. WTF? Is that distribution, those wacked out spikes?
Bears are silly. This rally is for real.
-DT
Blake down!
Go ahead and give eet to meee.
Blake down, LIMM, and take me to da height.
Blake down, LIMM, you head and shourdah showin’ now…
Blake down, s’all light… s’all LIGHT…. s’all light…
(go to guitah blidge)
No one cares about AKAM.
I’m sure you have your entire bullshit account in RIMM short.
Jake: I spit on you, from a distance.
Larry?
Wot larry?
“THE WOODSHEDDER/JAKE BOTTOM”
Akamai-AKAM moves off lows on unconfirmed takeover speculation-Rumor
Jake looking down on you flom above.
You spit, hit own eye, Swear’n’gen!
Me wan know what you do tomally when Hericoptah Ben rowers lates?
What you do den, Swear’n’gen?
SWHC is getting cheap. Waiting for a squeeze there.
Me tink Swear’n’gen not make suck blavado if he comflataber about own positions.
Just a teary.
He not make so many displahaging remahks about Mr. LIMM’s sexuarity if “he in good place” like after good Genelal Zso’s chicken mear.”
Shorts? its fucking -12 F today! They’ll be back in spring 08 when it warms up.
Fly –
the shorts who came here were really scared-ass longs, whose ineptitude trying to time the market cost them dearly.
Litter boy —
You not know ass from elbow. You come by lo mein stoah one day, I show you.
Serective sholting of alleady bloken stocks is mose wise couse heah.
“Fly –
the shorts who came here were really scared-ass longs, whose ineptitude trying to time the market cost them dearly.”
I’m stunned and amazed the markets didnt behave exactly as 99% of the population thought it would.
Not odd, yes?
Shouldn’t that be erbow.
They’re busy pouring over Dow Theory books trying to figure out what the fark went wrong.
Where’s Woody?
How bout a read on EMC … Inverted head & shoulders looks ready to pop.
The shorts are in the hospital after getting “crow-barred” by Secatogue.
Much burr clowing flom da “stupidah erements” of dis brog.
Mus’ make Swear’n’gen arr heppy inside!
“Litter Denny” not stupid, just inexpelience.
Did the “writing in chinese stopped being funny weeks ago” memo not get circulated to everyone?
Thats what I am asking? Hey how about VMI? 🙂 GS is next.
You light memo in Mandalin, fuckah?
No, me not tink so.
You go long LIMM now, ahhs hot.
Why not XFML? Where’s Hung Lo?
Oh even “rong.”
(mus watch fo KC fuckah!)
I am skurking in da shadows. Obselving how peepo not tink chinee language velly good anymole. Wha happen to sense of humol?
Mr. LIMM aglee.
We (da bears) are sitting on the sidelines watching all you ass hats drink eggnog, party, and pile into this overbought market.
When you guys get fully committed and the gay orgy is over the bears will step back in and clean fucking house.
I personally think you are all pricing in a 50bps cut and once you finally get it (likely because our Fed are pansies) this market goes lower. The Fly is probably correct about the Clause rally, so I’m sitting patiently until the next leg down.
i’m pretty sure all this replacing r’s with l’s thing is getting pretty old
anybody get any NTRI last week at 25? Popping today, shorts getting roasted like chipmunks.
http://www.chipmunksroasting.ytmnd.com/
Ebonics or Spanglish should be entertaining.
MVIS watches Grey’s Anatomy and craves chocolate.
MVIS watches Ellen
and Dr. Phil
We are fading.
from an old cowboy:
“Only buy stocks that go up. If they don’t go up, don’t buy ’em.”
Sage advice and noteworthy.
RAD killing shorts
Gunnah say:
Brah Brah Brah brah.
Hey buddy, this low end site. You suck it up, ar light?
fly, where are those MVIS buys?
no buys today
Oh damn, I almost bought some WM @ $20 today, whew!
I’m here, 8.
I actually work for a living.
Sometimes it gets in the way of ibank fun.