By the way, Woodshedder purposefully requested the term “get more wood” title his previous two posts, on the front page.
Somewhat gay, no?
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NOTE II: Oh yeah, aside from China, Asian markets are up about 1.3%, in early trade.
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Yes, that’s as gay as Helicopter Ben painting the tape for your ass so your customers don’t lynch you when they get their EOM statements.
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Meanwhile, back in the real world… remember I was telling that story about Ernesto Cruz and “fugheddaboud dah numbahs –gimmee tha fahhkin’ storeee?”
Well his wife just got shitcanned.
Nice lady. I’d be kind of sad if I didn’t know she’s got enough money to buy Manhattan to cushion her “fall.”
Freaking literature grad out of Harvard. Not bad that liberal arts edumacation…. no?
My point?
More top Street execs getting tossed out of windows.
Yeah, we’ll see a new bull soon.
What do you suppose he does out there in the ol’ wood shed late at night when he needs a break from the charts?
In so many ways, Jake is an asshat.
If “The Fly” ever met Jake, in person, he’d make sure one of his staff would shake hands with him, while someone else sucker punches him, effectively knocking off his “Rollie Finger” mustache.
Yeah, Jake, you’ve changed dude. You used to be so cool, now you just come here and act like an asshole, with teeth.
Fighting the fed is about as fucktarded as it gets.
You better bring two guido buddies for that rabbit punch, dealer, my shit is waxed tight..
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Same guy as ever Sawzall, only your perception has changed because I am pronouncedly bearish now.
Once you turn bear, you’ll be like “Shit, Jake’s cool again, dayum!”
It is what it is… I’m not gonna beg forgiveness like Shed.
If I’m wrong, I’ll be on the George Foreman Rotisserie Twirler for a bit, that’s all.
Uck, I’m re-reading that and the image of waxed Rollie Fingers moustaches is not agreeing with my supper.
General Notice– Irish people do NOT do facial hair.
Even those depictions of bearded leprechauns that crop up around St. Paddy’s are largely bullshit.
Not fighting Steverino….
fading.
This picture seemed appropriate for the ongoing ‘discussion’:
http://sports.blogue.canoe.com/mediam/SPO-RollieFingers%5B2%5D.jpg
JakeGint:
Gotta luv old lackey bernanke taking care of his bosses on wall st..
He’ll soon be out of bullets unless he takes rates negative to save the poor people losing their homes which we all know is his true concern.
Where does the money go when those poor people pay their mortgages…oh yeah…the scumball banks and the tan man.
I luv a free market economy.
Fly:
Enough paragraphs?
How about another plug…buy MVIS…even though it’s cascading.
Peez — oh schit!
That is some nasty keritin right there.
What’s wacked is that he wasn’t such a bad looking guy. Why would he want to disfigure himself in such a way?
Liar, “Get More Wood” was your idea.
Jake:
Forgive me for saying but this “my shit is waxed tight..” is so gay that I don’t have many words to describe it.
Broker any thoughts on my plan to buy VMI March 100’s?
God how I would love to see GS paint 240. That would make my day being heavily long Jan 240’s since 205.
jake is two fingers gay’r
This was very funny (to me).
Caveat: I have an odd sense of humor.
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Fly Christmas Ornament Product Information:
This handmade flat ball shaped ornament measures 2 7/8 inches across. Made of high quality porcelain in a classic holiday shape. Red ribbon included.
(that’s the description, right? Then, in case you missed it, there’s these “important marketing bullets” directly below):
o High quality porcelain
o Round 2 7/8″ diameter circle
o Ribbon for hanging included (!)
“Classic holiday shape(!)”
Gaps, you’re forgiven.
For that, at least.
(but not for that fucktarded INAP pump)
Jake: Agreed on INAP, boy did I fuck that up. The CFO left and they shot his dog. I am still long the name though as I still believe rack space is scarce right now.
Jake:
Local legend says he did it to win a bet with the A’s owner.
I’m thinking he did it so that the IRS wouldn’t catch him for tax fraud. Oh…wait… Good plan, Rollie!
VMI is good here.
Fly, should we all be trying to wax our shit tight? I am confused and need help.
Jake has a good point here. He’s not the one marketing Christmas ornaments!
Im no flea, sell some into a rally tommorow, and hang on to some…..if you have a gain and did not take any off, at least take half off…..
Fuck you Howie. I will not sell half. I will sell 1/3 and spit on you.
Wood:
Don’t make me post the email you sent to Jeremy, suggesting the “Get More Wood” title.
Go ahead, fuck with me.
Some nit wit on the Yahoo SHLD Message board posted a map of Cramers house, compleat with a picture, I’v seen this bfore, and think its uncalled for, cramer should do something about these bozoz………All because SHLD is down 12 or so % today…
( its at a 52 low, and as you know back when , Mr. C was begging all to a least buy 1 share as in a buffet investment, that was when it was at its highs… 170’s+ )
link:
http://messages.finance.yahoo.com/Stocks_%28A_to_Z%29/Stocks_S/threadview?m=tm&bn=24435&tid=224162&mid=224162&tof=1&frt=2
Hullo Flea…..I have powder ~
That hurt my finger ! OUCH !!!!
Sell it all SELL IT ALL triple sell it all, hey its called bank coin right?………anywho markets fucked hanaging on the fed, better to be a banker, untill we see the feds hand…..been fun will b some more fun till then…
wood……am I getting the co heasion?
Howie- are you using some kind of Nuance voice software for your posts. Somethings missing but I don’t know what.
Can’t believe they inked Cramer for another go round.
I enjoyed watching him for awhile now its kind of painful.
Is anybody watching Fox Biz… thats painful as well.
It’s like September never happened… it’s a goddamned replay.
Wait for strong volume before you start buying with both hands.
-DT
Howie–
How can I stress how much we value coherence here?
Try harder.
If you want a good place to short 1488 or so on the S&P dial looks pretty sweet.
I don’t know what you’re talking about Fly. You made that gay shit up yourself.
Any of you care to opine on me considering Jan 09 5’s on ETFC? Do you bet against Citadel? Thats always been a losing bet so the odds are not favoring going against them. They are putting up 2.5% of their firms value for ETFC and the shit is all unsecured and stock. Thoughts for dynamite drivers?
wood,
bank on new highs by Christmas coinfucker.
Hey Fly.
Smells like carrots and garbage in here.
Sometimes bigger, better, newer really sucks.
I think you may have hit on the suck part.
Good luck.
Fuck off.
No offense.
Speaking of gay… am I the only one who notices the column on the right is a nice shade of pink?
Newequity, if we hit new highs by Christmas, then I’ll quit calling your wife.
Good to see you here 12.
I hope your pets die.
ETFC is a buy.
So is CFC.
CFC bail out coming.
TG, uh, we’ve been telling Fly about that color for weeks now.
He thinks its “welcoming.”
Oh come on Wood we both know you do not even know what to do with your own wife.
Fucking eh, please.
Warm milk and cookies and off to bed, who the fuck are you kidding Waldo.
Oh and nice slippers.
Please quit banging my wife with your “short wood”.
I killed all my pets when MVIS tanked.
I guess you got your wish.
Fucker.
I did keep my pet goldfish Ozzie though.
Oh fuck I forgot my pet worm.
His name is AWAR.
He is still alive, barely.
Hey, good one 12. I enjoy your subtle wit.
And let’s not forget your penchant for buggery.
Woody,
Oh, sorry I was not up-to-date on that. Maybe he is color blind? Many men are.
Holy shit.
I sold my dog MCHX yesterday for $12.50 and I bought the little fucker @ 8 something.
FUCKER OWNED THE WHOLE INTERNETS>
No offense.
Who won the penchant last year anyway.
God I love baseball too.
Howie,
As far as that Cramer link in YHOO… apparently Cramer filed a police report a while back on that guy because he made a death threat on him and his family, and Cramer is subpoenaing YHOO’s records because they would not give him any info on the guy.
On a side note, I was going to write a post a while back to short SHLD, but didn’t do it due to my “sunny disposition”.
Hey Trading Godless.
Go fuck a dead Horseshoe crab.
Its late huh? talking tthe under 5 etrade, 2 timeing fast money no doc mortage buying trade metion thats 2 in a row….rallys running out of steam then or the wm cfc and etfc are up to bat for next week…weekends…..finacials are the new oil friday trade.
Mr. Fly,
Do you see a number in this?
12 Rounds,
Have you forgotten to take your meds again? tsk! tsk!
Holy fuck Howie are you stoned?
Look at what you just submitted.
Embarressededdd?
Miz T G’dis……you should have but then again, who didn;!
Is vagisil a med.
If not, yes.
Howie, your village just called me.
sort of…….ok I ment……Its getting slow in the news dept, or just late thinhy, cause we are now talking about the dude from fast money since he rec’ed ET again tonight and people latched on to it , ……who the hell knows …….story remains after the 2 billion cash infusion) lol) deliusion, write offs and the still got the bi 12 billion to contend with..am I mart NO! would I buy not today I’m busy …..maybe tommorow!
what they SAY….? AND i SEE A NUMBER 15!
Harry are you from Brooklyn?
I see dead people.
Is that the jobs number…..bully we going up
Fly
Oh Fly
maybe maybe not……I am from the house of the 2 bears, they have bears in bklyn …no huh- well no matter I was orphaned as a cub. and adopted by a Bull, in texs. yea thats it~so i am scary, but strong and my last name is cramer……o damm that fence~
Holy shit.
O OK, Now I see the WSJ read On Etrade….funny sounds like a pice out of trading with the emeny, in a way without the selling of the postion,…..all the fast moving to protect their postion, that why i say that….another behind the seens look at BIG MONEY scurrying..
PK I got an announcement to make……MY DAMM BUT HURTS GOOD NIGHT HAPPY TRADING AND GOOD LUCK!……keep the flea powder handy and triple anything that moves all of it…
Oh waiter, check please.
I don’t dare ask why your butt hurts.
Howie your a fucked up clown I must say. Do you speak much English?
By the way all, I just got a response from MVIS after fucking 23 days.
Question:
Please tell me why Alec or Jeff will not buy even a single share of stock? Please don’t give me a canned answer, I would like to know more.
Thanks
Response:
Thank you for your interest in Microvision, Inc.
As we have stated on previous conference calls, our officers have limited windows of opportunity where they can buy and trade the stock. The decision to do so is an individual one that each officer makes on their own. The company does not comment on what the individual officers do.
Sincerely,
Investor Relations
My guess is they have about 2-3 limited seconds per year to make a decision to buy stock and this takes place at 4:15am in the morning on Sunday January 1st so that limited window is mighty small. Asshats.
Brokeback trader.
Gapp:
One of my people spoke with Tok today.
We’re good.
Reference my mvis update in pg for details.
Sorry broker, missed that update due to tomfoolery today.
By the way did someone call O-48? BINGO! http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=CHCG.OB
By the way I picked those numbers because the ticker reminded me of my city Chicago minus the B (CHCG.OB).
mvis ta in pg now.
get it while it’s hot.
a bit scary..for a thursday eve.
What we need is a free market.
-DT
Bernie must have said something about the Homies? Mine are up nicely pre market.
It took a year for a more dovish Fed to take the rate down from 5.25% to 3%. The old farts remember those days.
1992
September 4 … 25 3.00
July 2 … 50 3.25
April 9 … 25 3.75
1991
December 20 … 50 4.00
December 6 … 25 4.50
November 6 … 25 4.75
October 31 … 25 5.00
September 13 … 25 5.25
August 6 … 25 5.50
April 30 … 25 5.75
March 8 … 25 6.00
February 1 … 50 6.25
January 9 … 25 6.75
1990
December 18 … 25 7.00
December 7 … 25 7.25
November 13 … 25 7.50
October 29 … 25 7.75
July 13 … 25 8.00
Bernie hinted at cutting.
However, he also said that the credit facilities, the stock market, and consumer pricing was in the shitter.
I don’t see anything hint about a 50 basis point cut here:
http://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/speech/bernanke20071129a.htm
But we’re getting a short squeeze thanks to the media anyway. Buying some calls at open.
Cubs, there’s a full court press now to save the mortgage industry before resets. Not only Helicopter man savinging the monthly mark to markets, but Goldman Sachs Paulson rallying the troops for a special fund, and — get this — price controls(!) on sub prime mortgage resets!
Holy Ghosts of Nixon, Batman!!
(What did Commissioner Gordon use to say? “Great Caeser’s Ghost?” He’s gotta change it to Tricky Dick now).
Should be interesting how it plays out.