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Asshat of the Week Award: Guy Adami

Friday, April 20, 2007

Does this man even go on the internets? I mean, he went out on national t.v. and said “YHOO is going to have their best quarter ever.” When “The Fly” heard that statement, I knew he would be getting the “Asshat of the Week Award,” sometime very soon.

Granted, Guy is my favorite character on Fast Money; which is, by far, the best financial news program in all the world. Plus, two of his other cohorts, Timmy and Jeffy, both were fucktardingly bullish on YHOO too–and probably egged Adami into saying such gay things about the stock. Nonetheless, Guy still said it.

But, still, I don’t think Guy even owns a computer, being stuck in the 80’s and all. Yet he is throwing out comments, such as: “this is going to be YHOO‘s biggest quarter ever.” What the fuck!

Asshat!

Personally, I’d rather own 1 Yoohoo chocolate milk, than 1 YHOO share. They fucking suck, don’t you get it? Their website is garbage and their search technology “Panama” was created by many over paid asshats. It sucks too.

Look, GOOG is Godzilla and YHOO is Japan. It’s that simple.

There is not room for both and YHOO already lost the search wars, mainly because they fucking suck.

So, with YHOO‘s disaster of a quarter, coupled with the fact that Guy suggested buying it (to millions of people), prior to the disaster, “The Fly” is giving Mr. Adami a fucking Asshat Award (I have to get these things out the door).

Congrats!

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