Now they can get that great taste of Burger King without getting up from X-Box live for 15 minutes. Of course, they must consume at least $10 at a time; not a problem per se, more of a logistics nightmare as then you will be inconvenienced in your quest to fake-kill others by trips to the bathroom.
Perhaps if you set up your video game in the bathroom, you would need not be disturbed by any force of God or man?
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If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on TwitterCan’t make it out for a Whopper? Burger King just might bring it to you.
The fast-food chain has begun delivering to homes in Washington, D.C., USA Today reports. If the test goes well, the King may expand the service to other cities.
Home delivery has always been a challenge for the food and beverage business. Pizza restaurants obviously have found success, but burgers and fries don’t hold up quite as well in transit. They also lose some appeal in the microwave. Finally, the size of a fast-food order isn’t normally large enough to justify the expense of delivery.
So why is Burger King doing it? The now privately held company tells USA Today that it has created “thermal packaging technology” that can keep Whoppers hot and french fries crispy. So no need to reheat your order in the microwave.
The orders have to be fairly substantial — $8 to $10 at a minimum, depending on the store — and Burger King adds a $2 delivery fee.
this could actually work when you consider the high price of gasoline for low income families. just getting to a burger king costs five dollars minimum.
Are you fucking serious? It’s bad enough the chubby tubbies a too damn lazy to make there own damn sandhich for a dollar that they’d rather spend 5x on it. If the fatty ass bastards want to save money they can order less fucking food. Or they can take one trip to the grocery store and order in bulk and hardly spend any money on gas, or else they can fucking run to the store….
Fuck, what’s next, for an extra $5, BK can shove the Burger in your fat mouth and move your jaw for you so you dint have to fucking burn the calories of doing it yourself? Or maybe they can invent a fucking BK IV that can pump a fucking sandwhich straight into your bloodstream and while they’re at it they can stab you in the fucking heart, too! Christ!
Fuck… For an extra $5,
was talkin about the business angle. even the poor eat out once in awhile. dominoes is a weekly high living experience in the ghetto.
Hah ok, gotcha… Yeah, cent really blame the business from capitalizing off of the gluttons
wouldnt worry about the health angle. there is nothing more poisonous than school lunches and governtment cheese.
Those bastard fat lazy children. Clearly not an issue of fat lazy parents.
So now Dems care about parents parenting?
I thought that’s what we had a Nanny State for?
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Sorry I don’t break every issue into Dem’s and Rep’s. Thinking like that is for the mentally weak.
If parents had common sense then the state wouldn’t have to look after kids. (eg. smoking in a car with a toddler)
Statism — your love — is by definition for the mentally weak.
Call yourself whatever you like, we only know you by what you post.
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Ideologue says what?
are you serious? smoking in a car with a toddler? who cares? none of my fucking business.
You are dumb.
just make sure you know when your next, crusader for all the suffering children of the world. good luck.
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mr.thaler, the old lady just spit up her beer after reading your header
LOL! These are the same retards that want a handicapped parking space for people over 200 pounds because they don’t want to actually park in the back of the lot and have to walk or they might actually lose a pound or too! You can walk or bike if gas prices are too high
Woodshedder will be a steady customer.
Nah, I prefer McDonald’s.
Will they take EBT/Swipe cards? If so, woooohooooo!
Good thing you guys haven’t heard of Inn-N-Out. Serious non-West coast cravings would occur:
http://www.innout.com/
Do they take EBT?
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lol. It’s a good thing one of us is witty, I just know I like to burp with my strawberry shake afterwards.