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DSK: I Have No Idea If I Slept With Prostitutes At Those Orgies As Everyone Was Naked

Sanya Khetani

In a new twist to the Dominique Strauss-Kahn saga, which has become a hunt for a prostitution ring operating out of Paris, his mobile phone records showed he had relationships with 10 women, allegedly all call girls, the Telegraph reports.

But DSK’s lawyer has countered with perhaps the single most brilliant defense argument in modern history.

He said his client had no way of knowing the women at the swinger parties were prostitutes because they were “all naked at the time”.

“I defy you to tell the difference between a naked prostitute and any other naked woman,” lawyer Henri Leclerc said.

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5 comments

  1. Rob T

    ‘Ole Henri has a point… wait, what?

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  2. Yabollox

    Needle marks on the arms? Back alley tattoos?

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  3. Blind Read Ant

    Maybe it’s time for me to step in as un advocat in France or Italy.

    Who can deny such a defense such as that: a mistake of fact?

    Except for the America’s south (e.g. Clinton or Edwards), we Americans lack any such sense of comedy in this most ancient of “professions.”

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