Mistakes were made. Promises were broken. It happens, GoPro. We’re all just people, doing our best and trying not to lose $9b in shareholder money.
We all want to move forward, GoPro. But you need to help us… Help me… Help you.
It’s time to say you’re sorry, GoPro. You don’t even have to mean it. Follow this exact script, right down to the accent. Don’t be selfish with the foppish. Give it out, even as you stammer.
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