MARKETS CRASH ON SECOND WAVE OF COVID-19 FEARS

Fuck this entire planet. What morons we all are — protesting en masse during a fucking pandemic. It’s ok people — get out there and stand up for your rights now — die from the flu shortly thereafter. We’ve got an ARMED INSURRECTION in Seattle, a 7 block country autonomous from America called CHAZ (Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone) which is now being led by a local soundcloud rapper and SEX TRAFFICKER named RAZ. Raz from Chaz just beat he shit out of someone on tape and is now STOPPING AND FRISKING people. This is just like the novel Animal Farm. I’d offer links to back up my claims if I gave a fuck — but I don’t.

All of the Robinhood traders were wiped the fuck out today. I myself took a 600bps smashing to the head, after having to sell everything in my piece of shit portfolio but FAZ. It was a fun time, but not anymore and now it’s serious because stocks aren’t going up anymore.

My losses.

(FCEL -23%)
(HCCHW -20%)
(MVIS -9.8%)
(OPESW -15.4%)
SAMAW +2.7%
(TEUM -18.2%)
(WATT -26.4%) x2

This is what happens when the bulls get that exuberance going — they come to work and get a bullet to the chest. I could’ve held and prayed to God my stocks turn around — but only BITCHES do that. I take control of my destiny, just like the folks in Seattle — who now are cosplaying Bane and Dark Knight, The Joker also, and acting like complete fucking imbeciles motivated by Hollywood movies — instead it’s real life.

To be honest, I am leaving this country. I do not care for it anymore — because they let all of this happen. It is not my job to stop this shit from happening and it’s not my job to fix all of America’s issues. My family came here in the early 1900s and it’s time to go back from whence I came.

Oh yeah, the Dow is off by more than 1,000, Nasdaq 250, WTI -8% etc.

Let’s not pretend the number 666 doesn’t keep reoccurring at a level that can only be viewed as unusual. The Nasdaq, for the first time ever, closed above 10,000 +66.6 points to be exact. Very nice.

I had a good day. My closed trades.

OPESW +53%
(CAN -2.9%)
(ZI -12.8%)
RIOT +18.1%

The RIOT was a late day trade in response to the ZI trade going awry. I am Captain of my very own vessel and manifest my destiny according to my own caprices, at a time and place of my choosing. I would have you know…I’ve been doing this a long time, longer than most of you — taking a keen interest in the market since a young boy. I vividly recall a cockroach crawling up my naked stomach while looking at the 1987 crash headline on the Daily News strewn out across my filthy childhood floor — thinking to myself whilst shooing away the roach that I would one day trade SPACs and delve deeply into warrants and escape the bitter agonies of living on an oil field in the heart of Brooklyn.

Pardon me for occasionally being an unreliable narrator, but I must find some joy in doing these missives. God knows I’ve been patient with all of you. I took out a hedge via FAZ today because 666 and because the banks are corrupt and evil and we have a revolt on our hands and a pandemic that might in fact destroy the fabric of western society. These are reasons to be cautious. However, thanks to an overwhelmingly inane class of young investor, we are instead entreated to Flintstone tier analysis and subsequent rallies. Ergo, I am nothing, if at all, a slave to conformity and I can do it better than everyone else. Indeud.

I am 35% long, 5% short and 60% cash.

While you relish in there perfidy of your own degeneracy, taking over police stations and government buildings, doling out food to the homeless — DEMANDING our police force be disarmed so that one day a foreign force can simply drop in here like Red Dawn and seize America — COVID-19 is making a wonderful comeback.

Sure, my uncle allegedly perished from it. But I suspect a George Soros scheme and him to be some sort of elaborate crisis actor. Nevertheless, the news is getting worse.

THIS JUST IN.

Texas health authorities said 2,153 patients are sickened with Covid-19 in its hospitals, making Wednesday the third-straight day of record-breaking coronavirus hospitalizations.

The new total is up from 2,056 patients on Tuesday and 1,935 patients Monday, according to updated data from the Texas Department of State Health Services.

The steady rise in coronavirus hospitalizations in Texas will likely add to scrutiny from some U.S. lawmakers and infectious disease experts that some states opened businesses too early as the virus continues to spread throughout parts of the country.

Other state enduring spikes include: NC, AZ, IN, FL, MD — and more.

Now with millions in the streets rioting and painting yellow signs on the floor without COVID-19 masks, I suspect many of those people will soon be dead; and ironically, they’ll blame the cops for that too.

Meanwhile, I fucked myself on a day trade gone bad — bought and sold ZI for a 12.8% loss.

My day so far.

OPESW +53%
(CAN -2.9%)
(ZI -12.8%)

The market doesn’t want lower, obviously. But what happens to stocks when the dust settles and people go back to their trailer homes to find out their temperature is 105?

Losses are something that isn’t to be tolerated anymore. This morning I awoke from my slumber and sold OPESW for +53%. Yes, you can thank me for that now — the SPAC that bought BurgerFi that I told you about here the other day, in spite of the fact none of you are Exodus members. I did so out of the kindness from my blackened heart.

But I also awoke to a most heinous loss in WATT — down nearly $1 from my basis — purchased yesterday near the bell. A weaker man would’ve sold and took the lump, but not I. Instead, I dove right back in there and DOUBLED DOWN — not because I like the stock or believe in the merits of the company — but because I can.

See pal, there are two types of people in this world — those who shrink from losses and others who refuse them and ask for something else. I’ve used my resources, which are plentiful, to pursue an ancient gambling tactics, deployed by many Robber Barons of yesterday, The Martingale Stratagem, in order to STAVE off heinous losses and to use my resources for profit.

I eagerly and greedily swim in the pool of profit.

I also still own MVIS and SAMAW — which is a SPAC related to weed or pot or ganja.

Other than that, ALL CASH, aside from the one hedge I just took on.

Again, I tell you these things out of kindness — generosity is at the core of all great men.

Hubris is running at RECORD highs. Robinhood is making the news again — filled with traders who are piling into stocks sold by billionaires for massive losses. We are talking 200% one day gains in CHK — 600% gains off the lows in HTZ. Well, how are the CHK fuckheads feeling now? Stock halted 20 times today and down 65% on bankruptcy itself.

Who knows what the fuck is going on? Rampant speculation fueled by hedonism and boredom — young punks laughing and shitting themselves as they leverage up and play Wall Street like it was a video game. These people deserve to be broken — heavy Ivan Drago styled jabs to the face until CON-CAVED.

But it won’t happen yet, as long as the Fed is out there jerking us off.

I closed the session 75% cash, 100% champion. I am most enthused about this OPESW shit — the perfect nonsense hamburger stock for this sort of market — thinly traded, opaque, and pure gambling.

By the end of this week, the market will be in a new downtrend, so enjoy these end of rally final pumps.

NKLA is the new TSLA. FMCI is the new BYND. And OPES is the new SHAK. This is the way of the market, led by millennial FUCKHEADS via Robinhood. I can play a long and will indeed. I sold FMCIW for +17% this morning and then it ran another 20%. It is a fake meat play. You saw NKLA go from 20 to $100 — now larger than F and GM without ever making a fucking car.

Well I’ve got another one — OPES with warrants OPESW. The company to be is BurgerFi. I’ve eaten at them here in NC and they are solid. It’s not like SHAK — but ok. But that does not matter, pal. See, all that matters is the stock and right now — due to the success of VTIQ, which became NKLA — everyone is looking for the next SPAC to run.

Back in the day, SPACs were for fucking retards. If you bought them, you got it at a boiler room. Now these Robinhood investors love the — sopping them up with gravy.

Admittedly, I am long OPESW and I own another one in the pot space. This is the market we are in now. Do not ever fight it — for you will only miss out and lose.

I have a busy morning and probably at a bad time — having a bunch of absolute shit on my sheets with Dow futs -325. The Nasdaq is merely down 48, but I feel like I could get fucked if I’m not careful here. The market is up so much as of late and all of the fucking MORONS are at the trading turrets, blessing the tape with their inane stupidity.

Nevertheless, the overarching trend has been for SHARPLY HIGHER prices — all dips bought twice over — head stomping all short sellers until their bodies turn into dust.

Let me be clear: WE ARE ABSURDLY overvalued — but will it matter?

I strolled into work whenever the hell I felt like it. I did not bother looking at the time, but awoke from my slumber when I felt like doing so. For breakfast, I had had eggs on a toasted brioche, with a latte, and some greek yogurt. I helped myself to three cups of coffee, not because I wanted to — but because I could.

After achieving +200%+ for the year last week, I decided that I wanted even more money. In the morning I had just 4 stocks, all up, so I sold them.

TPR +2.8%
JMIA +9%
BBBY +5.2%
WMC +17.2%

Then I decided I wanted to make more money, so I bought several others and sold them later on — one or two within 10 minutes. Pardon my lack of detail, for I do not abide, nor do I recognize, your form of time measurement.

CSU +24.5%
IZEA +23%
ZAGG +18.5%

Some might argue I am greedily swimming in the market and perverting the stock game to fit my needs. That is precisely what I am doing. Let me be clear, I am trying to lose money. I closed out the session long 45%, all fucked stocks, SPACs, warrants, bad bad companies. You will watch me sell these names tomorrow for obscene profit. Money is easy to make and fun — nothing at all can stop me from acquiring more of it.

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

Even though market rocked for +461 today to new record highs, this isn’t for the faint of heart. As a matter of fact if you’ve been following me for months, stop now and just watch me. This is the part of the show where you watch in awe at the spectacle, peruse others performing acts of amazement for a gob-smacked crowd.

It takes large testicles to trade in a market like this. I just so happen to have the largest balls in the world.

Good day to you and see you tomorrow in Exodus.

I just need 1 more day to fulfill my needs, my destiny to achieve something great in this fuckery. I bought 4 stocks, all low brow runners that would have FINRA knocking on my door if I was still in the business. Frankly, this is where the money is being made — so as long as money is to be made here — I will continue to buy them.

The Dow is +233 and the present trend is to buy ANYTHING that is down for the year. We are at the bottom of the barrel, where pot, mortgage, and oil stocks are leading higher. Most of the mega cap tech is down or doing nothing — because this is the point in time when young punks with negative knowledge of the market shine.

I have an immense case of FOMO. I want to buy it all, so I went to cash. The final foray of the rally is now upon you — massive outsized moves in oil drillers and mortgage companies. This is what hell looks like.

I had just 4 stocks on the books into today and blew them all out. My last 3 trading days has been remarkable, the best stretch in about a week. The streaks keep piling on top of one another, as I am 16 for my last 17.

XSPA +51.6%
CDR +18.6%
UAA +10.7%
DAN +4.1%
GT +15.8%
KIM +10.9%
FNKO +16.1%
CC +14.6%
OLED +3.8%
DDD +3%
CREE +4.6%
(UAVS -5.2%)
FRAN +37%
TPR +2.8%
JMIA +9%
BBBY +5.2%
WMC +17.2%

The highlighted ones were today’s trades. I suspect the market will do fine — but just in case it reverses lower and starts heading down again, I am 100% cash. I am the text book definition of winner.