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NASDAQ BREAKS THRU 10,000 BARRIER FOR FIRST TIME, +66.6 POINTS FOR THE SESSION

Let’s not pretend the number 666 doesn’t keep reoccurring at a level that can only be viewed as unusual. The Nasdaq, for the first time ever, closed above 10,000 +66.6 points to be exact. Very nice.

I had a good day. My closed trades.

OPESW +53%
(CAN -2.9%)
(ZI -12.8%)
RIOT +18.1%

The RIOT was a late day trade in response to the ZI trade going awry. I am Captain of my very own vessel and manifest my destiny according to my own caprices, at a time and place of my choosing. I would have you know…I’ve been doing this a long time, longer than most of you — taking a keen interest in the market since a young boy. I vividly recall a cockroach crawling up my naked stomach while looking at the 1987 crash headline on the Daily News strewn out across my filthy childhood floor — thinking to myself whilst shooing away the roach that I would one day trade SPACs and delve deeply into warrants and escape the bitter agonies of living on an oil field in the heart of Brooklyn.

Pardon me for occasionally being an unreliable narrator, but I must find some joy in doing these missives. God knows I’ve been patient with all of you. I took out a hedge via FAZ today because 666 and because the banks are corrupt and evil and we have a revolt on our hands and a pandemic that might in fact destroy the fabric of western society. These are reasons to be cautious. However, thanks to an overwhelmingly inane class of young investor, we are instead entreated to Flintstone tier analysis and subsequent rallies. Ergo, I am nothing, if at all, a slave to conformity and I can do it better than everyone else. Indeud.

I am 35% long, 5% short and 60% cash.

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    Long as the number isn’t getting stamped on my head or my right hand. Or should I say injected via an array of micro needles?

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    I shall bask in the glory of today’s win on GRUB. I feel for whomever sold me their calls.

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