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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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YOUNG PUNKS SOON TO BE BITCH-SLAPPED STUPID

Hubris is running at RECORD highs. Robinhood is making the news again — filled with traders who are piling into stocks sold by billionaires for massive losses. We are talking 200% one day gains in CHK — 600% gains off the lows in HTZ. Well, how are the CHK fuckheads feeling now? Stock halted 20 times today and down 65% on bankruptcy itself.

Who knows what the fuck is going on? Rampant speculation fueled by hedonism and boredom — young punks laughing and shitting themselves as they leverage up and play Wall Street like it was a video game. These people deserve to be broken — heavy Ivan Drago styled jabs to the face until CON-CAVED.

But it won’t happen yet, as long as the Fed is out there jerking us off.

I closed the session 75% cash, 100% champion. I am most enthused about this OPESW shit — the perfect nonsense hamburger stock for this sort of market — thinly traded, opaque, and pure gambling.

By the end of this week, the market will be in a new downtrend, so enjoy these end of rally final pumps.

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9 comments

  1. spaceman

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      Agreed except they are running behind on their shipments now too. Maybe others are worse…don’t know.

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    Look at the new highs list: AAPL, MSFT, AMZN, ADBE, ADSK, SNPS and that is about it
    FANG-MAN is it

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    NDX 100 goes to 11k

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