I strolled into work whenever the hell I felt like it. I did not bother looking at the time, but awoke from my slumber when I felt like doing so. For breakfast, I had had eggs on a toasted brioche, with a latte, and some greek yogurt. I helped myself to three cups of coffee, not because I wanted to — but because I could.
After achieving +200%+ for the year last week, I decided that I wanted even more money. In the morning I had just 4 stocks, all up, so I sold them.
Then I decided I wanted to make more money, so I bought several others and sold them later on — one or two within 10 minutes. Pardon my lack of detail, for I do not abide, nor do I recognize, your form of time measurement.
Some might argue I am greedily swimming in the market and perverting the stock game to fit my needs. That is precisely what I am doing. Let me be clear, I am trying to lose money. I closed out the session long 45%, all fucked stocks, SPACs, warrants, bad bad companies. You will watch me sell these names tomorrow for obscene profit. Money is easy to make and fun — nothing at all can stop me from acquiring more of it.
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
Even though market rocked for +461 today to new record highs, this isn’t for the faint of heart. As a matter of fact if you’ve been following me for months, stop now and just watch me. This is the part of the show where you watch in awe at the spectacle, peruse others performing acts of amazement for a gob-smacked crowd.
It takes large testicles to trade in a market like this. I just so happen to have the largest balls in the world.
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