Great Job Loosers [sic]

I’m gone for one day and my fellow iBC “lamb fuckers” drove traffic down— a mere 40%.

Not bad for a day’s work.

At this rate, should my meetings extend for a few more days, there will be no traffic to speak of, upon my return.

Much obliged to Woodshedder and his 22 hour (and counting) blackout.

Fuckers. Heads will roll for this affront.

NOTE: For you “home gamers”: LEH is done for.

NOTE II:

“When I type words into my computer, it makes my stocks go down.”

Dinosaur Trader, 2008

My meeting has been pushed up for Monday-Tuesday.

If Jeremy is reading this, give the other lower tier tabbed bloggers “headline power” now.

While I’m gone, be sure to keep this fucking site clean. I don’t want to come back to a heap of goat shit.

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I just canceled my realmoney.com subscription. With the $35 per month savings, I will buy bagels and other meaningless finished foods.

NOTE: Be sure to glom over the new bracket match ups.

NOTE II: I will be away on business, Tues-Wed. In my place, all the other tabbed fuckers will have “headline power.” I’m sure this will upset most of you, since a very small percentage of you assholes bother to read their stuff. Exactly.

Deal with it.

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Holy cow tits I made a lot of money.

Right now, at this very moment, I have more exposure, betting on the downside, than at any point in my illustrious career.

I’m making so much coin, you are not worthy of reading this blog. Log off now and go visit some 2nd rate goat fucker. I’m too busy with my money counter, than to interact with fucktards on the internets.

Finally, everyone is betting on a 2nd half recovery. Why?

Lots of low IQ money mangers have positioned accordingly and are set up to have their heads cut off, when it doesn’t happen.

For the day, I was up a staggering “none of your fucking business,” right near an all-time high.

Off to eat 2 3/4 inch rib eyes.

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What will happen on Monday?

Creator: Danny

I bought 3,000 [[SRS]] @ $112. I bought 3,000 [[DUG]] @ $38.

Disclaimer: If you buy SRS or DUG because of this post, your broker will buy CDO’s in your account. And, you may lose money.

Angelo Mozilo, CEO, CountryWide Financial 

This is not breaking news, but an expression of joy—considering the “homo hammer” of hell has smashed the teeth out of bullish folk.

Keep in mind, “The Fly” wins—all the time. He may go through periods of minimal returns or even purposeful losses. However, at the end of the day: he wins.

With my money, I am sticking to my death and destruction guns of joy and buying more [[SMN]].

While it’s true, there is a shot we can rally on Monday, I think not.

Instead, on the backs of egregious 10-k’s, I will take profits on my numerous short positions at more advantageous levels, enabling “The Fly” to expand his influence across the internet.

As you know, “The Fly” is the “God-King” of the internet, ruler over third tier bloggers (every blog aside from mine is third tier, fyi).