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Great Job Loosers [sic]

I’m gone for one day and my fellow iBC “lamb fuckers” drove traffic down— a mere 40%.

Not bad for a day’s work.

At this rate, should my meetings extend for a few more days, there will be no traffic to speak of, upon my return.

Much obliged to Woodshedder and his 22 hour (and counting) blackout.

Fuckers. Heads will roll for this affront.

NOTE: For you “home gamers”: LEH is done for.

NOTE II:

“When I type words into my computer, it makes my stocks go down.”

Dinosaur Trader, 2008

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31 comments

  1. Danny

    I tried to incite fury and only got a little “retard”

    No matter. Tomorrow there will be “hundreds” of posts. Several of the Mozilo caliber.

    Also, I am busy “editing” for make benefit glorious nation IBC.

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  2. Gio

    Hey Broker A… stop cheating. I know you are purposely selling WM short by the millions just so you can win.

    I have my own plan… I will convince the world that Yoga is a demonic ritual.

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  3. DPeezy

    I’m patiently waiting for my ‘King of the PG’ blog so I can dilute the quality of the tabs.

    For anybody watch the Texas Tech – Kansas game…that’s what we call an ‘asshanding’. Wow. Bobby Knight is rolling on his couch while gathering up all the folding chairs in the county to throw at his son.

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  4. CAP

    Fly you need to do a better job as CEO of IBC. If Jeff Immelt left GE for a day and revenues dropped 40% it would reflect poorly on his leadership.

    You need to delegate more. Hire a qualified CFO and a capable COO. Your current employees – Rajun, Wood, Danny, Gunners etc are more rank and file rather than C-Suite type execs. You need to tighten up ship or I may have to turn into an activist investor, take a stake in IBC and start rolling some heads beginning with yours.

    Sincerely

    CAP Icahn

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  5. The Fly

    Dpezy:

    Jeremy set it up. Contact him via email.

    And, you need to get him a paypal address for your revenue split.

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  6. The Fly

    CAP:

    Actually, despite poor traffic numbers, iBC recorded “record” revenue today.

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  7. Leonard The Monkey

    Fly there is no traffic with this… these guys just don’t bring the same wickedly negative karma that you do. I was actually felt upbeat all day because you weren’t around.

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  8. Cajun

    I tried, but failed.

    It’s just not the same without you here.

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  9. Danny

    I didn’t try, so I actually won.

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  10. Danny

    Rage I’d say you did your duty today with great honor and civility.

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  11. Gunners

    record revenues. and with ibankcoin.com trading at a low P/E and currently at an early growth cycle, I’d go long with both fists. climb on. the ibankcoin supercycle of internet domination has begun

    dpeezy will earn his own full time blog. i want to hear about options, dpeezy.

    oh yeah, death to LEH (and BSC now)

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  12. Woodshedder

    Fuck you, you could not handle the level of “busy” I’ve been dealing with.

    And seriously, I’m under a formal investigation by the NAACP.

    So right now, I don’t give a fuck.

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  13. The Fly

    Fucking racist!

    I knew it.

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  14. Woodshedder

    lol…

    I’m serious though. I’m stressed to the absolute max right now. I hope to get a post up tomorrow.

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  15. The Fly

    Screw blogging. I quit too.

    See ya.

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  16. DPeezy

    Haha, I’m ready to preach! Where’s the blog Big J? I still see nothing.

    Or am I just an idiot?
    ________________________________

    When I get stressed at work, I go to iBC.

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  17. Cajun

    Woody, there is no way you are as stressed as DT.

    He gave up his imaginary office.

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  18. Woodshedder

    lmao @ cajun.

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  19. Danny

    hilarious.

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  20. Woodshedder

    Did I mention we had to give one of our dogs away today? Tough week, and its only Monday.

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  21. Woodshedder

    Danny, I didn’t know you did phone.

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  22. TraderCaddy

    Fly: I was at a golf tournament and that probably accounted for a good amount of the decline. Feel free to coordinate your meetings with my being out of town.

    PS- Another tournament in Atlanta in a couple of weeks so probably another downturn.

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  23. Dinosaur Trader

    Hey, what kind of “Internet friends” only link my blog when I shut it down (temporarily)?

    Hopefully, you’ll all be as friendly when I come back in April.

    Meanwhile, in the first 2 days of March, I’ve made more money trading than I did in all of 2007.

    True story.

    -DT

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  24. BOOMER

    Where is everybody?

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  25. Dinosaur Trader

    Meanwhile, your traffic is down so drastically because it’s not benefitting from my blog being alive.

    When Dinosaur suffers, “the Fly” suffers, it’s that simple.

    -DT

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  26. alex

    No decoupling from Dinosaur?

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  27. zee

    hey JAKE
    MAS is alive!!!
    go check it out, if you get this message
    zee

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  28. Danny

    Not to call a man’s character into question (there is no need with a straight-shooter surfer brah who likes frank black), but I find that hard to believe DT.

    If true, then let me offer you my unadulterated props on the matter. I ain’t here to hate.

    (Just torture)

    I had a big monday as well.

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  29. Employee8

    Where’s Jeremy?

    Either the Fly has set up a spambot to keep the traffic up while he’s gone or somebody is doing something malicious to slow down the IBC server.

    Check out this post:

    http://www.ibankcoin.com/peanut_gallery/index.php/2008/01/18/romania-angry-over-suicidal-squirrels/

    or the RSS feed for comments in the PG.

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  30. Breakfast Meat

    If you don’t make any predictions then it isn’t any fun around here.

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  31. Serron

    Blah-blah-blah. I don’t care about you opinion, your words mean nothing to me. I’m big, bad and always just.

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