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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’m Rich!

This is not breaking news, but an expression of joy—considering the “homo hammer” of hell has smashed the teeth out of bullish folk.

Keep in mind, “The Fly” wins—all the time. He may go through periods of minimal returns or even purposeful losses. However, at the end of the day: he wins.

With my money, I am sticking to my death and destruction guns of joy and buying more [[SMN]].

While it’s true, there is a shot we can rally on Monday, I think not.

Instead, on the backs of egregious 10-k’s, I will take profits on my numerous short positions at more advantageous levels, enabling “The Fly” to expand his influence across the internet.

As you know, “The Fly” is the “God-King” of the internet, ruler over third tier bloggers (every blog aside from mine is third tier, fyi).

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12 comments

  1. Leonidas

    I would bow, but my thigh is cramped.

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  2. TraderCaddy

    The IRS and our next Socialist President (with higher taxes for the “rich”) send their congratulations.

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  3. Leonitis

    Wouldn;t it be something if the powers that be actually rallied us? Now that would be some crazy shit.

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  4. Chucky Gasparino

    “On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese…”
    You fuckers know how that song ends, right?

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  5. Roma Pompillio
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  6. Roma Pompillio


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  7. TraderCaddy

    Biotech. seems okay for the PM, anyway. Barrons probably has coverage this weekend.

    Signing off- on to Tallahassee for the FSU College Golf tournament for a few days. Keep the markets alive or dead, if your short.

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  8. Q4

    Prison break at 3:30 EST

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  9. Pudfucker

    Wow…I just noticed LLNW got decapitated starting just before 2:00.

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  10. CubsRock

    Started a position in UYG @ 32
    Call me a fool, but this seems like a good spot with rate cut on the way and lots of bad news out.

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  11. Chucky Gasparino

    Fly, you strike me as the type of man who would eat a plate of spaghetti in a most robust and obstreperous fashion, causing great consternation to other restaurant patrons.

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  12. JakeGint

    Ronny Pompillio — You ever coach lacrosse at all boys Catholic high school?

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    Seriously, heart rending and touching performance. Two thumbs up. Way up.

    Now send Fly back his home movie, you thieving bastid.

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