As we speak, the asshats are scrambling for safety nets. Scrambling, I say.
Go check who is the big dumbass holder of [[FNM]] debt. I insist.
Mr. MTG on Fannie:
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Go check who is the big dumbass holder of [[FNM]] debt. I insist.
Mr. MTG on Fannie:
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As per requested by Crude Broker.
Comments »I am buying gigantic quantities of [[RIG]] here, despite what you assholes think. To couple that, I went LONG [[UYG]] at around $17.45. I know the banks blow; but I have a hunch.
Also, I sold out of all of my [[DUG]].
I will keep all of my [[FXP]], [[REW]] and [[SMN]]—just in case.
My sense, the market is too shorted. I couldn’t borrow stock today, in like 15 names. Every one is setting up for a washout.
Look, the long term is still grim. However, with all of these rookies out there shooting at banks, and the Gov’t handing out cheese to [[FNM]], beware of a squeeze.
I’ll keep my [[HRB]], [[PACW]] and [[HDB]] shorts, based upon egregious valuations. But, in general, I am done shorting stocks—until my mood changes, of course.
Have a terrible weekend, fuckers.
UPDATE: Note the Godliness of my [[PZN]] calls. I insist.
Comments »I sold short 1,300 [[HDB]] @ $70.40.
Disclaimer: If you sell short HDB because of this post, Cramer will convince you to buy FNM. And, you may lose money.
Comments »I have visions of great personal anger in my head. I can fathom some sort of Government bailout, followed up by HARDCORE CNBC cheer leading—resulting in a massive melt up on Monday. They might even pull that old fucker, Vince Farell, out of the woodwork to call another bottom.
I covered my shorts, excluding my 200% inverse ETF’s, because I had the wrong stocks. Typically, I am pretty good at identifying my “wrongness.” Right now, I am sitting on mountains of cash, borrowed stock, but zero trades.
I’m thinking: “why should I short more here and risk my balls, on a Monday fuck you”?
But then, I think: “asshole, you sound like some pussy. Do it. Don’t think too hard, your balls will fall off. Do it.”
These are the thoughts that are racing in my head, at 2:26pm, July 11th, 2008.
NOTE: Irish bank, [[AIB]], looks like a fucking empty treasure box.
Comments »Don’t worry. I had the wrong stocks. I am now in the process of redeploying capital, with great vigor, to names that are sure to win.
Developing…
NOTE: I am still short [[HRB]] and [[PACW]].
Comments »I have been busy, over the past 72 hours, looking for new banks to sell short. [[WABC]] was on the top of my list; but that fucker is already swan diving. However, it’s worth noting, it is still richly valued.
Some other names that pop out are: [[HDB]], [[PCBC]], [[BXS]], [[HBHC]], [[ONB]], [[CVBF]], [[FTBK]], [[TCB]], [[AF]] and [[VLY]].
Regarding “The Five Reverse Horsemen” of agony and profits, I am retiring four of them. I am claiming victory, if I may be so bold.
[[CORS]], [[DSL]], [[FED]] and [[FHN]] are now retired. Enjoy life in Florida or some shit.The lone horseman is [[PACW]]. However, over the next week or so, I will add another 4 names—giving me a full cast of “horsemen.” Just like Saturday Night Live changes their cast of idiotic comedians, “The Fly” does too.
Look you, I don’t have time to teach you everything. I will give you some fucking shortcuts.
Don’t bottom fish dead institutions, like [[FRE]], [[FNM]] and [[LEH]].
Just-don’t-do-it.
“The Fly” knows all, while you’re just some asshole who reads the poetic scribblings of an internet genius,
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