I double and triple checked with my resident philosopher, chart chomper, astrologer, conspiracy theorist, gangster and Voo Doo Physician, and they all say we’re going north.
As a result, yet again, I covered a myriad of my short positions. I know this type of behaviour [sic] is not the one of a gentleman. Nonetheless, it may sooth you to know, I was drinking Earl Grey tea (with 2 cubes), while buying back shares.
At the present, I am still short [[HDB]], [[VLY]], [[WABC]], [[PACW]] and [[HRB]].
As for my inverse ETF’s, I didn’t change a thing. I am being bludgeoned in them, intra-day. I am long [[FXP]], [[TWM]], [[DGP]] and [[REW]].
To be honest, I am enjoying this melt up. Up until today, the market reminded of that Twilight Zone episode, where that guy was in hell and could not lose. From gambling to chicks, the dude was a winner. Eventually, it got old, drove him crazy, and then some devil guy ended up laughing at him, rather cryptically.
Let the retards (you) catch up and shit, I always say. I’ve been rolling on you goat fuckers for years now, like a cannon ball through legs. However, I warn you; I never lose.
During today’s trade, “The Fly” frantically bought [[UYG]], [[RKH]] and a few other nondescript items.
My thoughts are eloquently communicated in the following paragraph:
Under normal circumstances, the market should rally 200-500 points from here. If it does, I want to milk some of you short selling bastards, via egregious 200% upside ETF’s and other “nondescript items.” At the same time, I will keep my large bets on oil, via [[RIG]]. And, I will keep my meaningful short exposure in place, via inverse ETF’s and selective shorts.
In other words, I want my cake and I want to eat it too.
If you are trading this market, just remember to sell quickly, if you are not hedged or lack the luxury of a time machine.
QED
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