iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,433 Blog Posts

Almost There

We are now down more than 3.4%, on the NAZZY, for the day. According to the laws dictated by The PPT, we are getting close to a near term bottom. My heart tells me we will sink, like a fucking Confederate submarine. But my brain is telling me to look for a bounce, soon.

When I say “soon,” I mean in a day or two. If forced by knife point to guess, I’d say we close at the lows, tank tomorrow morning, then firm up. It has been written; therefore, it shall be so.

One stock on my “to buy list” is FLS—always a good go to name on dips.

In the meantime, my accounts are up across the board, thanks to my VXX and 40% cash position. I am not up that much. However, I am faring much better than my competition and 100% deserving of your fucking silence. Remember when you dick suckers were giving my a hard time about buying VXX a few weeks ago?

Yeah, I didn’t think so.

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Brace Yourself for a 4% Down Day

Breadth is horrific across the board. Many of the little things that I look at, when analyzing intra-day trends, point to a 4%+ down day. Of course things can change and unicorns can grow cocks; but I’d be VERY, VERY careful about picking stocks here. See folks, the deflationary vortex is upon you. Both Spain and Greece need to roll over debt next month and all of our leaders are discussing ways to trim debt. That’s EXACTLY the wrong response to this crisis. We need more unbridled spending, not austerity.

So, as your local policy makers assure the next Great Depression, bank a little coin in the market by betting against them.

This is not a fucking game anymore people, where you can simply take this shit in stride and hope to “play the next bounce.” This drop is the real McCoy.

Trade accordingly.

NOTE:
Who the fuck is McCoy?

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Fly Sells: GWW, HEAT

I blew out of both GWW and HEAT, preparing for vapor lock mode here.

Current allocation is 24% VXX, 45% cash and 31% equities. TZA was done exclusively in my personal.

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Top Finance Blogs by Traffic

The internet is a funny place, especially finance bloggers. Despite iBankCoin shitting on the competition daily, we rarely receive incoming links and are regularly excluded from all “top finance blogs” by traffic lists. Assholes.

All of you top finance blog posters can go fuck yourselves. We got our own list now.

Note: if any of you third tier finance bloggers feel that you have been wronged by not being added to this list, please leave comment on Chess’s post. To be added, you need to provide proof of traffic.

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Go Do Something Rich

Nothing says “look at me I’m rich” like a fucking water fountain in your front lawn. Go buy some gargoyle statues, along with some lions, and put them in your yard. Who gives a shit what your neighbors think? Fuck them too. There is no upside to being friendly to neighbors, for they are all out to get you. Remember that, especially during Christmas time, when they work feverishly to “out decorate” you.

“The Fly” is not interested in the market right now. He is thinking about vacation (New England) and what he may or may not partake in, during such an event. One thing is for sure, I will not stop trading or blogging. Every time I step away, iBC traffic drops by 25%, effectively cutting off the cocks of my other bloggers. I really like the staff here at iBC; but they can’t hold readers for shit. God willing, they will find it in their souls to kick ass, on a much higher level. If not, I’m afraid the deck will need to be shuffled, YET AGAIN.

Aside from being an asshole, I am in a very relaxed state. While you faggots sip bitch drinks from coconuts, “The Fly” is in a near catatonic state, totally in sync with the stock exchange, as if it was a level 1 game of Pac-Man.

The cross currents in this market are VERY disturbing. How can you sit there and talk an inflation book, when TLT is printing $100?  Really!? Stop humiliating yourself and go fuck a lemon tree.

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Fly Buy: CIEN

I bought 5,000 [[CIEN]] @ $13.46.

Disclaimer: If you buy CIEN because of this post, a religious zealot will move in next door to you and convert your family into fucking maniacs. And, you may lose money.

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Still Heavily Hedged

Don’t misconstrue my hurried exit out of ERY. I do not like to hold 3x ETF’s for a long period of time, due to decay. Seeing the market rally, while ERY was up, prompted me to quickly exit. However, I still remain steadfast with my VXX position, now more than 21% of assets.

I bought GWW based upon a new accuracy tool in The PPT. It’s not available for public use yet, as it is still in BETA. However, I can tell you now, without equivocation, it is mathematical harmony at its finest. It takes the Godly, and often referred to, OVERSOLD/OVERBOUGHT indicators and tests the readings for accuracy. In other words, I am able to search our data base of 4,400 stocks+, plus ETF’s, for the most accurate OVERSOLD/OVERBOUGHT readings, using space alien magician coding, all provided by the good folks over at CAPSLOCK aka “Jeremy.”

Let me give an example:

No. Ticker Hybrid Oversold Technical Oversold Hybrid OS 3 Day – Avg Return Hybrid OS 3 Day – % Times Up Hybrid OS 3 Day – # Signals Hybrid OS 5 Day – Avg Return Hybrid OS 5 Day – % Times Up Hybrid OS 5 Day – # Signals Tech OS 3 Day – Avg Return Tech OS 3 Day – % Times Up Tech OS 3 Day – # Signals Tech OS 5 Day – Avg Return Tech OS 5 Day – % Times Up Tech OS 5 Day – # Signals Price
1 HRS Yes No 1.82 100.00 2.00 3.35 100.00 2.00 44.85
2 NFG Yes No 1.29 66.67 3.00 4.93 100.00 3.00 47.57
3 GWW Yes No 3.07 100.00 3.00 5.34 100.00 3.00 104.11
4 UN Yes No -0.68 33.33 3.00 3.90 100.00 1.00 28.26
5 EMR Yes No 0.43 50.00 2.00 3.20 100.00 2.00 44.85
6 SLT Yes No -0.11 50.00 4.00 1.89 75.00 4.00 14.62
7 DHR Yes No 0.80 33.33 3.00 1.90 66.67 3.00 39.11
8 ACH Yes No 1.13 66.67 6.00 1.28 66.67 6.00 0.73 100.00 1.00 4.44 100.00 1.00 20.13
9 SQM Yes No -1.21 0.00 3.00 0.59 66.67 3.00 33.78
10 DAC Yes No -3.39 0.00 2.00 -0.14 50.00 2.00 3.82
11 X Yes No -1.82 33.33 6.00 -0.51 50.00 6.00 42.19
12 BHI Yes No -1.58 40.00 5.00 -1.77 50.00 4.00 42.21
13 PCP Yes No -2.49 50.00 6.00 -0.59 50.00 6.00 108.33
14 QLGC Yes No -1.92 50.00 6.00 -0.58 50.00 6.00 17.71
15 SORL Yes No -1.81 50.00 2.00 0.49 50.00 2.00 -7.00 0.00 2.00 -2.89 0.00 2.00 9.05
16 PTNR Yes No 0.80 62.50 8.00 0.02 37.50 8.00 16.42
17 WLT Yes No -2.34 25.00 8.00 -1.53 37.50 8.00

In summary, I am still waiting for a pullback and have a plethora of names on my “to-buy-list,” when the time is right. However, with regards to 3x ETF’s, do not hold them, as if they were ordinary short sales. They are far more sinister and more conducive to chapter 11 bankruptcy filings, than a portfolio filled with a fuckload of  toxic CDO’s, literally.

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Flip Flop

I sold out of ERY @ $11.75ish and stepped into GWW @ $104.55

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